Christina Aguilera is Losing Her Mind
After flubbing the National Anthem at the Super Bowl thus causing the Baby Jesus to cry into a river of Mountain Dew, Christina Aguilera’s sanity is being called more and more into question. And apparently by her own people who planned a mental health intervention, only to retreat after she threatened to fire them all, according to Page Six:
“They wanted to talk to her carefully about the issue, but they’re not going to because they are scared after she threatened to fire them,” a source close to Aguilera’s camp told us. “Her people desperately want this to come out so she will get help.”
Obviously this is a delicate situation that needs to be handled carefully less a further psychological break occurs. Which is why you’re going to want to bring Kermit in because he’s the only one she’ll listen to. And definitely not Fozzy because I’m still not convinced that wasn’t date rape that one time. As for Gonzo? Maybe, but if he starts dropping acid again, he’s taking that shit outside. — Why is everyone looking at me funny? Miss Piggy needs our help, dammit!