Christina Aguilera is Jessica Simpson Now and Other News

Huge breasts? Check.
Everyone always thinks she’s pregnant? Check.
Questionable face? *looks up* Ha! Where did that come from? Check.

I rest my case.

- Michael Moore gave $20 grand toward Julian Assange’s bail. [Popeater]

- So that’s what happened to Thora Birch… [Dlisted]

- Gwyneth Paltrow’s face: What’s going on? [Lainey Gossip]

- January Jones is naked. Theoretically. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Michael C. Hall is getting a divorce, too. Why not? [IDLYITW]

- Katy Perry’s cleavage looks a little lopsided. [HollywoodTuna]

- Reese Witherspoon seriously keeps looking better and better. [Popoholic]

- Tom Cruise nips, anyone? [The Blemish]

- So that’s what happened to Clark’s dad on Smallville… [EgoTV]

- Prince William getting married all makes sense now. [BuzzFeed]

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