Huge breasts? Check.
Everyone always thinks she’s pregnant? Check.
Questionable face? *looks up* Ha! Where did that come from? Check.
I rest my case.
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- January Jones is naked. Theoretically. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
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- Katy Perry’s cleavage looks a little lopsided. [HollywoodTuna]
- Reese Witherspoon seriously keeps looking better and better. [Popoholic]
- Tom Cruise nips, anyone? [The Blemish]
- So that’s what happened to Clark’s dad on Smallville… [EgoTV]
- Prince William getting married all makes sense now. [BuzzFeed]
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yeah classy and elegant
FIRSSSt!
pardon, I meant classic and sensuelle…
What is with chicks who are into the stucco school of makeup application? Bad enough that their faces look like a greasy sculpture made from raw chicken skin, but don’t they even care that it’s not the same color as the rest of their body?
they are probably really insecure.
Ha!! you’re funny :)
McFeely perhaps you could give her some make-up advice. I mean after all as much as you come on here bitching and moaning about women, one would think YOU bleed once a month TOO.
…and the comment of the week goes to scrub!!!
Funny how you can tell the insecure chicks by what pisses them off.
Don’t worry scrubby, people don’t laugh at you because of your Tammy Faye Baker makup, they laugh at you because of your missing teeth.
I don’t think insecurity is the deal. They just don’t like you.
Bahahahahahaha! Exactly what I was thinking. Get this guy a box of supers. Dude’s got 99 Problems and bitch is every single one of them.
As always she is shellacked with cosmetics.
However it’s a good call for her to be wearing black, hoisting & presenting the tits, and covering up those beefy upper arms.
You are correct, sir. All eyes go straight to the cleavage, and all heads want to be buried in it.
her boobs look different… less…. erm… implanty.
It’s the weight. She only looks good when she’s really skinny. The pound of makeup doesn’t help.
You can’t get much closer to pop diva boobage than this photo.
she looks like a slightly cuter miss piggy. SLIGHTLY.
I have come to notice that. She does have that 2 face going on. don’t she?
…genital warts?
Jessica??? I think she looks like MARIAH PREGNANT!!!
I respectfully disagree sir… They may both smell like bacon but there is only one BILLION dollar bimbo in pop music. Jessica for the win.
Sometimes X-tina’s face turn as if she saw Frodo Baggins ring. I love you X-tina…
Talk about mud flaps, that girls got em.
hm…I can hardly remember how her real face in natural way looks.And I can bet it looks better :( she put all her money on cosmetics and all cosmetics on her face to show us.
darker neck makeup to hide burgeoning double chin…check
Jessica Simpson? More like Boy George
yeah, the makeup is too much…
She is so ugly!
She kinda looks like a fatter yet cleaner version of that Taylor Momson chic.
Seriously…with all the money in the world, how hard is it to walk into a cosmetics boutique or hire a make-up artist to just hand you the right shade of foundation? You can see the freaking line where it ends at her jaw! And cut the ‘old Hollywood glamour’ crap because if you are too ugly to pull it off it just makes you look trashy
Despite everything going on with Christina, I’d eat her ass. So Christina, if you’re in the market for a good, soul stirring and eco friendly ass munching, have your people call my people.
she would lose a great opportunity :)
Slap some mayonnaise on that bitch!
Thora Birch’s parents are porn stars….I did not know that.
how can i get my mouth on those? seriously? does anyone know anyone who knows her breasts?
These shits is tired. Lookin shameful out that $100 bra I’m sure
Is it just me or is she literally indistinguishable from the tranny in Hedwig & the Angry Inch? http://www.greasy.com/panthurdreams/hedwig_angry_inch.html
Jessica Simpson? Ummm, well, maybe not. More like a blond Snooki….can’t wait for her to start doing condom ads.
Why, Cruella Deville! It’s nice to see you chose to dye your hair all the way blonde. That whole half dark, half light like a vanilla/chocolate cookie really wasn’t doing it for you, to be honest. Now if we can only get you to tone down the face paint and stop wearing the skins of innocent puppies…
When did Marilyn Manson go blonde?
pssssssst: SHE CAN’T BE DUMBER.
wow, I cannot believe you acknowledged the existence of Assange…… it’s just that this story is the hottest news and gossip in Europe and you never even mention it
Springfield Mayor Quimby passed. Whats your point?
She doesn’t know yet but soon her career will make a big jump up…
Mayor Quimby is alive and cheating. Apparently, it was a mayor from Springfield Illinois not the Mayor we recognize. My reading comprehension strikes again. Apologies to both five and four fingered families.
I know she probably smells like a wet ashtray but goddam I would completely wreck her.
Ditto
What happened to her? She use to be hot and interesting, now she looks freakish and acts like a nut-job. WHY do all these celebrities go fuckin’ crazy after fame?
This isn’t the same chick who was in the ‘Dirty’ video. We all know that.
She needs to stop. The eating, the acting career, the music career. Just stop it Christina.
Some Guy said Christina looks like The Tranny, in that Movie. I looked to see and OMG, she does! I am A big Fan of Christina, and happen to look like her, but this is going a bit bad for her now. She gained a lot of weight, and now people are making fun of her. also she is going out too much partying, and getting drunk. What happened Christina! What are you doing to yourself? this is not good! Hope Christina will go back to being the nice sweet woman she used to be. A little edge is ok, but first she gets rid of Jordan, for this unknown, who is living off her, and then she is drunk, every night! Wishing Christina, Good Luck! GIGI
Something’s wrong with this piglet. She’s aging so horribly, and she won’t give up the tramp makeup and hair. She’s really quite a spectacle. Get some class, lady.
Is it really this hard? She must not listen to any stylists around her.
That’s actually Jessica Simpson’s tranny celebrity impersonator.
I used to look up to her, she used to be different but now that I’ve been hearing about what a diva she acts like, I’ve been liking her less and less.
She needs to go back to having long blonde hair and skinnier eyebrows. She just looks bad in every picture nowadays. Fuck the bleach blonde short hair, it looks horrible!
Is it just me or does Christina look like a tranny? She’s never looked good to me…