Christina Aguilera is Jessica Simpson Now and Other News
Huge breasts? Check.
Everyone always thinks she’s pregnant? Check.
Questionable face? *looks up* Ha! Where did that come from? Check.
I rest my case.
- Michael Moore gave $20 grand toward Julian Assange’s bail. [Popeater]
- So that’s what happened to Thora Birch… [Dlisted]
- Gwyneth Paltrow’s face: What’s going on? [Lainey Gossip]
- January Jones is naked. Theoretically. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Michael C. Hall is getting a divorce, too. Why not? [IDLYITW]
- Katy Perry’s cleavage looks a little lopsided. [HollywoodTuna]
- Reese Witherspoon seriously keeps looking better and better. [Popoholic]
- Tom Cruise nips, anyone? [The Blemish]
- So that’s what happened to Clark’s dad on Smallville… [EgoTV]
- Prince William getting married all makes sense now. [BuzzFeed]