Christina Aguilera Hates America

February 7th, 2011 // 119 Comments

Christina Aguilera apparently botched her rendition of the National Anthem last night by swapping out the words “o’er the ramparts we watched” with “what so proudly we watched.” I honestly missed it because I couldn’t tell you the words if you put a gun to my head, and let’s be realistic, if you’re not popping a beer and prepping a plate of food during the National Anthem, you’re a liar and a commie. Anyway, Christina knows she fucked up and had the following to say for herself, according to Us Magazine:

“I got so caught up in the moment of the song that I lost my place,” says the star. “I can only hope that everyone could feel my love for this country and that the true spirit of its anthem still came through.”

What’s hilarious is this is probably going to be the moment America finally turns against Christina. Not after the adultery, or Burlesque, or presumably aborting her love child because she looks thinner, it’ll be flubbing one line of the National Anthem during the Super Bowl. Granted, it’s not like she spiked Baby Jesus on the 50-yard-line then demanded universal health care pay for his treatment, but to some people, I can see how she might as well have on account of “that Mexico talk last name.”

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  1. Rhialto

    I’m not sure but i think i saw a cat running right between her legs what might have frightened her for a second.

  2. Nero

    It won’t be long and she’ll be singing the anthem together with Jessica Simpson.

  3. Rhialto

    I guess this was just another publicity stunt?

  4. krutboo

    the only conclusion I can come to about Christina is that she has her a real set of dick-sucking lips.

  5. The Pope of Cleveland

    I was too focused on her scary thumbs to even notice that she messed the song up.

  6. Nero

    We don’t have access to medical records but her short-term memory could really need some improvement.

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    Cyndi Lauper has really let herself go.

  8. Brooke

    I don’t think America ever really loved Aguilera after she changed her image the first time and people found out she was a super bitch. The girl has a great voice, but a pretty lousy personality, and the plastic surgery isn’t exactly holding up over the years… I was kinda hoping she’d give a really nice rendition of this song since she has such a strong voice, but forgetting the flubbed line, she did a pretty annoying job singing this. She sounded like every shitty full-of-themselves singer who takes the opportunity to show off their vocal range rather than to honor their country. She was like an SNL sketch… but whatever, most divas who sing it live do something like this.

    • I Agree

      When you have to “scream”, not sing, for high notes shows you never were trained. Be expressive when you sing, but looking like OJ Simpson just stabbed you doesn’t “cut” it! “Star Spangled Banner” is NOT to be jazzed up. Example-how would you feel they intentionally screwed up trying to jazz up “TAPS” at a military soldeir’s funeral? Leaning back, to scream thru your nostrils is improper and not necessary. Next Super Bowl, a stipulation for entertainers, wrong way, no pay! Realize, C Axelrod probably was paid $2M to show up, but not to screw up!

  9. Lunar

    Lady Marmaduke

  10. Bobonze

    Apparently??? There is no “apparently”. She fuct it up. end of story.

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  13. troy mcclure

    The mistake is just that: a mistake.
    its not like she mixed in lyrics from Gin and Juice….

    what is more insulting is THE WAY she sang the song with the Mariah/Celine ‘why sing one note when you can add 99 other ones to it’ method.

    You are there to sing the song, period.
    No one wants your rendition of the song. Its not a cover you are singing but an anthem.

    A mistake can happen to anyone but singing the anthem that way wasnt an accident. I dont want you to rap it, beat box it or Mariah the damn thing.
    its bad enough we have to listen to the thing before eevry freaking sporting event…. in case you forget what country you live in.

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    she looks disgusting

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    ugly hoe

  16. See Alice

    She is an imbecile.

  17. gbu

    we knew that she is not very patriotic, she’s pro-latino
    Give her NO-bama’s teleprompter next time
    Or choose a real American like Randy Travis

  18. babooda

    Where is JT and a good old fashioned wardrobe malfunction when you really need it? JT: “Shit, she forgot the words…..RIP….Look everybody a naked breast!”

  19. fingers

    She looks like Cyndi Lauper at 50. WTF happened to her?

  20. gigi

    who cares….. lame event, lame song glorifying violence, lame everything…. bah

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    ilove you christina aguilera

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    ilove you hoda gkalid

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    She probabaly messed it up because she was WaStEd!

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