Christina Aguilera Hates America

Christina Aguilera apparently botched her rendition of the National Anthem last night by swapping out the words “o’er the ramparts we watched” with “what so proudly we watched.” I honestly missed it because I couldn’t tell you the words if you put a gun to my head, and let’s be realistic, if you’re not popping a beer and prepping a plate of food during the National Anthem, you’re a liar and a commie. Anyway, Christina knows she fucked up and had the following to say for herself, according to Us Magazine:

“I got so caught up in the moment of the song that I lost my place,” says the star. “I can only hope that everyone could feel my love for this country and that the true spirit of its anthem still came through.”

What’s hilarious is this is probably going to be the moment America finally turns against Christina. Not after the adultery, or Burlesque, or presumably aborting her love child because she looks thinner, it’ll be flubbing one line of the National Anthem during the Super Bowl. Granted, it’s not like she spiked Baby Jesus on the 50-yard-line then demanded universal health care pay for his treatment, but to some people, I can see how she might as well have on account of “that Mexico talk last name.”

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