Christina Aguilera Has Sex in the Bathroom During Family Gatherings

February 25th, 2011 // 77 Comments

When she’s not blacking out in random celebrities’ beds after showing up uninvited to their parties, Christina Aguilera has acquired a new habit of banging her boyfriend Matthew Rutler in the bathroom during family gatherings, according to Us Weekly:

“Her friends are fed up,” the source says of Aguilera’s recent antics, which included a New Year’s Eve blowout fight with her mom and a booze-filled night of crying at L.A. club The Dime in January. “Nobody can get through to her. They think she’s trashy. And her ego is out of control.”
… “She’s really spiraling,” says the source. “I would be shocked if she’s not in rehab in the next month or two.”

Somewhere Jordan Bratman sits alone and confused, wondering why she never had sex with him near the toilet. “Am I not the handsomest of the Mole Guards?” he asks. “Are my pelt and claws not luxurious in sheen and burrowing prowess? Have I not sired a child with such vigorous use of my pants drill that the Caves of Underland 8 trembled?! THIS MOCKERY SHALL NOT STAND! — Or I’ll just eat some carrots out back. Without wiping my feet after I’m done digging!” *shakes fist*

Photos: Bauer-Griffin

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  1. this dude is gross…

  2. Aja

    She’s always been filthy trash…disgusting.

  3. Xtina fan

    It looks like a track mark on her arm…This is so sad. She needs to get help….

  4. I would bang this little trashy chick. Christina call me next time you have another family gathering. I believe easter is coming up.

  5. cc

    Let’s here it for toilet tramps.

  6. interesting. carlin thought no one ever got laid at these events cos all the coats were on the bed :P

  7. hmna

    Skanky, yet awesome. Me likey.

  8. Jimbo

    I’d bang her in the bath room

  9. Maeby

    are those track marks??

  10. Yawncycle

    This bitch seems to spend an inordinate amount of time thinking about her snooch, it’s pretty much all she ever talks about.

  11. That Guy

    Well this broad did sing “Dirty.”

  12. “Are my pelt and claws not luxurious in sheen and burrowing prowess? Have I not sired a child with such vigorous use of my pants drill that the Caves of Underland 8 trembled?!

    LMFAO!!!!!

    .

  13. rooty tooty

    Guess she needs two phones in case one of them winds up in the turlet, along with the blowout she enjoys after a venti and a vigorous blast in the ass

  14. Guesty

    The sheen on those leggings over those disproportionately hamhocky bow legs…Lycra has rarely been so tested, so heroic. Reminds me of Chris Rock’s imitation of a chain anklet straining against the fat of a woman’s leg, with each link screaming AAHHHHHHHHHHH!

    • Clarence Beeks

      I love that rant of Chris Rock’s! “looks like a loaf of bread is baking in her pumps”….

      hahahahahahahhahahahahaha

      xtina is a mess…she needs to get some help.

    • hoho

      Haha…also “ain’t nobody above being pushed down the stairs” comes to mind…sounds like she is waaaay overdue!

  15. LJ

    Maybe she can hook up with Charlie Sheen.

    Now THAT would be a reality show!!!!!!

  16. jake_ryan

    Just what the world needs…a Mexican Snooki.

  17. Casey

    It’s probably not limited to family gatherings, either. Matt can probably be anywhere at anytime, yell “SOOEY!!” and Xtina will come waddling.

  18. markonius maximus

    SLOUCH Diva.

  19. grobpilot

    Shouldn’t there be a fuck tape somewhere? I know one of you has it and it’s only right that you share it with us. Thank you.

  20. sex in the bathroom, well not far to go to wash your hands afterwards.

  21. maya

    i dont know but i hope she is fine and writing like these stories about people is not nice even if it sales maybe she is drinking but who dose not drink ? and who dose not make mistakes? and people who are commenting i think they are related to gaga or they hate her (she may killed your parents) :) the comments sounded like : waw this is the opportunity :) lets slap her

    • hoho

      *sigh*

      Yet another post saying “how dare you people…you’re mean…let’s see you do better…etc etc etc”

      It’s just COMMENTS ON A FUCKING BLOG PEOPLE…QUIT TAKING IT SO FUCKING SERIOUSLY

  22. lauryn

    ahaha. love the commentary fish. luxurious pelt and paws..

  23. Jake

    Who hasn’t banged their girlfriend in her parent’s house? Why is that a news flash?

  24. Christina Aguilera Public Sex
    Commented on this photo:

    I assume the last word on that t-shirt is “FUDGE”??

    • Cock Dr

      I think not. She appears to be on the heroin diet.
      Usually works great, but ya gotta remember to wear long sleeves.

  25. …and yes “sex in the bathroom” means what you think it means.

  26. Christina Aguilera Public Sex
    Hmmmmm
    Commented on this photo:

    Please Marry Me…

  27. Yeah, that would be the euphemism I would to describe banging Xtina too.

  28. kingofbeer

    ewwww track marks…

  29. nightangel

    i wouldn’t be surprised if she winds up in Charlie Sheen’s porn mansion in a month or so

  30. missbliss

    Definitely looks like she is shooting up to me..,I don’t know why I was suprised at first..

  31. Christina Aguilera Public Sex
    boo
    Commented on this photo:

    track mark on her arm

  32. Christina Aguilera Public Sex
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll concede your point on the track marks but if that is her weight loss plan I have bad news…. It isn’t working…

  33. I think she’s just making a mountain out of a mole-marriage.

  34. Christina Aguilera Public Sex
    Arzach
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like she’s getting back in shape, that ass looks good

  35. Saddest thing about this dipshit whore?

    Remember how she looked in 1999 for the Mulan video and how I thought “Damn, that chick has some pipes on her. I hope she stays focused on the music and doesn’t sell herself out like Britney.”

    She had a cute little pixie cut and some class….
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5jhxvQySRg

    She has some pipes but now they are just for crack and weed….

  36. bb

    I couldn’t stop laughing to the text about Jordan Bratman :D bravo!

  37. Christina Aguilera Public Sex
    JamieB
    Commented on this photo:

    When did Snooki bleach its hair?

  38. Christina Aguilera Public Sex
    Commented on this photo:

    Where’s Kate Beckinsale when you need her? I’m kinda done with plump and juicy.

  39. SprechenSieDouche

    From an insider at Azoff’s: this is a plan to revive her career a la britney. Don’t believe this orchestrated breakdown.

    • joanna

      Aguilera and co are desperate enough to do this..but I still believe the heavy drinking, nasty attitude is 100% REAL.

  40. Jagiegaski

    ….it’s her way. Guess she likes it. Crap xxx

  41. Christina Aguilera Public Sex
    Track marks
    Commented on this photo:

    I might have to bring my rig and belt, but everyone knows drugged up sex is the best… meet me in the men’s room xtina

  42. Anon

    LOL her friends are just barely coming to terms with how trashy she is…just NOW? I think the rest of the world figured it out years ago.

    She just following the footsteps of Britney and Mariah.

  43. me

    please wake up americans: SHE IS SAYING THESE THINGS JUST BECAUSE SHE NEEDS LOADS OF ATTENTION.
    (it’s like NIPPLES with baby’s)

  44. Elf

    I swear, Cindy Lauper is just looking younger and younger!

  45. Tuppy

    It’s amazing millions of people still enthusiastically shell out the big bucks take their kids to $$$ Disney corporate swill stations. Hook, line and sinker. Even after train wrecks like this one, Spears, Cyrus, etc., show us all, repeatedly, just how effectively Disney looks after its own young people. Jeez.

  46. Jwells

    Wow , someones cool .

  47. bunyach

    She should call up Charlie Sheen to connect with him…they are headed down the same path, maybe they could get a package deal in rehab?!!!!

  48. Rongway

    This girl needs singing lessons and needs to be prohibited from raping the National Anthem…

  49. Zak

    Ew, when did she turn into Drew Barrymore?

  50. Christina Aguilera Public Sex
    jasmine
    Commented on this photo:

    damn, her son is soooo cute. max looks like his father

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