Christina Aguilera apparently has more racy photos floating around, except this time featuring her in bed with new boyfriend Matthew Rutler. According to RadarOnline, someone who claims they found a camera card in a French hotel (Read: It’s those hackers.) is shopping around 109 pics from June to November 2010 that show Christina in numerous compromising positions:
* Aguilera with two naked men who appear to be strippers performing at another bachelorette party, which Lindsay Lohan’s ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson also attended;
* Aguilera mimicking performing oral sex on an unidentified male who is holding a sex toy;
* Aguilera dancing on a table with friends at a private dinner;
* Aguilera mimicking an oral sex act on a chocolate covered banana at a theme park; and
* Aguilera posing for before-and-after make-up shots.
So basically it’s a bunch of photos of a heavy chick who loves giving head. And here I thought they were extinct…
But on a serious note, here’s the first set of Christina Aguilera leaked photos from December which conveniently came out around the same time as Burlesque just like the Vanessa Hudgens leaked photos that popped up just before the release of Sucker Punch. Long story short: They didn’t work. But keep trying! :D <3 XOXO
Photos: WENN
adrienne | March 29, 2011 at 12:07 pm
anyone have any idea what her face would actually look like without the spackle being used daily?
DKNY | March 29, 2011 at 12:08 pm
Tranny hooker.
Rancid | March 29, 2011 at 12:09 pm
Someone call Bob Evans. He seems to be missing two greasy, stuffed sausages with shoes on the ends.
Marco | March 29, 2011 at 9:49 pm
Dear Lord, look at those shapeless legs! If you saw one leg, you wouldn’t know whether if its left or the right.
Cock Dr | March 29, 2011 at 12:11 pm
This is how they look before the bottle of wine, the bottle of rum, the bottle of gin, and the handful of pharmaceuticals.
Dan | March 29, 2011 at 12:24 pm
I LOLed at this… :)
Rancid | March 29, 2011 at 12:12 pm
When she walks backwards, her ass makes that “warning beeping” sound.
Clarence Beeks | March 29, 2011 at 12:15 pm
she has such ugly legs.
Any Guy | March 29, 2011 at 12:17 pm
that dude on the right has been workin’ OUT… look at those legs! maybe he’s trying out for a football team or something. the short-haired chick on the left needs to hit the gym, them stick legs ain’t gonna cut it!
frankw | March 29, 2011 at 12:20 pm
This chick needs a diet and a trainer. STAT.
Lightdragon | March 29, 2011 at 12:33 pm
Christina is such a tease. you would think after a baby and a marriage she would have the guts to perform real oral sex on someone.
Jock McCrock | March 29, 2011 at 12:52 pm
@Lightdragon
You are so right – planting ‘ranchy’ pictures of Xtina gamming a sex toy/banana/whatever shows just how prudish and pathetic she actually is. That this is somehow news shows just how puritanical the US still is.
Jock McCrock | March 29, 2011 at 12:53 pm
oops, that would be ‘raunchy’ even.
Mahfouz | March 29, 2011 at 1:25 pm
No, I think “Ranchy” pretty much says it all….
Drew | March 29, 2011 at 12:41 pm
I might care if she looked like she did 8 years ago.
Sedaris11 | March 29, 2011 at 12:47 pm
she has always had that snooky but big nosed face and ugliest legs in creation
Clarence Beeks | March 29, 2011 at 1:21 pm
ah, her legs are very ugly, but Mischa Barton and Katie Holmes still have her beat.
dudeatdudedotdude | March 29, 2011 at 1:29 pm
When Dirty came out she was choice pickins, i’d have fucked her senseless
dudeatdudedotdude | March 29, 2011 at 1:30 pm
sorry, i mean fuck her legless. can’t speak to whether she ever had sense
mel | March 29, 2011 at 1:58 pm
i was thinking the same thing dudeatdudedotdude. she looked fucking smoking in that video (great butt shots in a near-thong if i remeber correctly). now though she looks like she’s fallen from grace. too much make-up. i’d still throw it up her stink sleeve though.
Maplewood | March 29, 2011 at 12:56 pm
Had anyone asked me what she’s storing in her cheeks, I would have guessed “steak” before I read this article. Now I think it’s steak and a chocolate-covered banana. Oh, and semen.
mel | March 29, 2011 at 2:03 pm
alternatively, if someone were to ask me what kim kardashian was storing in her cheeks i’d say “a septic tank’s nightmare followed by a long, deafening fart, putrid enough to gag a pig farmer.”
Ed | March 29, 2011 at 1:13 pm
Time to spend some of that celebrity money on a personal trainer.
pimp | March 29, 2011 at 1:20 pm
does she show her cock in these leaked photos?
Elle | March 29, 2011 at 1:36 pm
I suddenly have a craving for glazed ham.
i_piss_excellence | March 29, 2011 at 1:39 pm
I would difinitely let this chick give me some head. When she is finished, I would watch my nut run out of her mouth and drip onto her big ol tits.
uncle ruckus | March 29, 2011 at 2:19 pm
Thanks for sharing.
stevebeagle | March 29, 2011 at 1:52 pm
lil girls growing up.. just take a look at her mother to see where that body is headed.
Franksinatrastein | March 29, 2011 at 2:37 pm
That’s true 3 times out of 4. I’ve seen exceptions, but they’re exceptions.
If you want to know what kind of figure you’ll be sleeping with, check out the mom.
Clarence Beeks | March 29, 2011 at 3:45 pm
considering I am built like my Dad (minus 1 thing and 2 added), that is not always true. (I am a woman).
Katie | March 29, 2011 at 1:54 pm
“Wherever the buffet goes, I go.”
JN | March 29, 2011 at 2:04 pm
Christina Aguilera, “a heavy chick”??? Boy, has life done a number on you!
Your Gynecologist | March 29, 2011 at 2:08 pm
She might also be leaking Astroglide and/or Bisquick.
Rubber | March 29, 2011 at 2:23 pm
Christina Aguilera has the face of a dropped pie and a body made of custard.
ludichrisspeed | March 29, 2011 at 2:54 pm
I don’t know what you all are talking about, Courtney Love has always looked this way.
Motorboat Captain | March 29, 2011 at 2:55 pm
Oh hey look, lots of words about leaked pictures and none of the leaked pictures! Remind me again, why should I care?
Little Richard | March 29, 2011 at 3:10 pm
Wait, what the difference between a picture mimicking an oral sex act on a chocolate covered banana and just eating a chocolate covered banana? I have some bananas in the kitchen and I don’t want to give anyone the wrong idea.
Toby Weymiller | March 29, 2011 at 4:06 pm
Her legs look like oak trees.
Ya I Would | March 29, 2011 at 4:33 pm
Hell I’d Still Hit It
chainsawbuzzkill | March 29, 2011 at 4:37 pm
OOOMPA…
asdf | March 29, 2011 at 4:53 pm
I bet she’s most afraid of the makeup-less being leaked.
Daemon8666 | March 29, 2011 at 4:53 pm
*checks list* Not naked, not skinny, anyone give a shit? Thought not.
Ownage | March 29, 2011 at 5:48 pm
Whoever writes for this website is a complete douche who is obviously some arrogant prick who thinks he is gods gift to women because he thinks christina is Fat..lol He is probably some fatass hiding behind his computer eating cheetos on a beanbag…haha
seriously, you have no room to talk.. You are obviously scared of curves on a woman.. she is not fat she is curvy… Real mean are’nt afraid of curves, you on the other hand are obviously a little boy…. perhap stuck in a mans body? who knows…
These women that you all Fat would never give u the time of day..
enjoy you’re sticks with silicone…:)
kate | March 29, 2011 at 6:05 pm
No… she’s fat.
Katy Perry = curvy
Christina Aguilera = Fat transvestite
You sound like a butthurt fatty.
Ash Bones | March 29, 2011 at 9:44 pm
LIES!!
Ash Bones | March 29, 2011 at 9:45 pm
@ Ownage
McFeely Smackup | March 30, 2011 at 3:52 pm
The swelling in her face is clearly a sign that she’s allergic to something. Maybe shellfish, or that plaster she uses as makeup, or maybe it’s the mothballs from Rutlers J.C. Penny’s suit that’s been ironed too many times.
Scrungy | March 29, 2011 at 6:47 pm
WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH HER KNEES?
Plastic Fantastic | March 29, 2011 at 8:07 pm
HER THIGHS.
sunnyroberto | March 29, 2011 at 8:45 pm
I’m an Oakland Raiders fan, and there are offensive linemen on the Raiders who don’t have thighs as big as Christina is showing in these shots.
This girl needs an intervention. Unfortunately, all she has is enablers.
whatever | March 29, 2011 at 10:14 pm
the comment from Any Guy made me LOL!!!
Kancy | March 30, 2011 at 4:32 pm
Christina without make up.
http://www.wildaboutmakeup.com/celeb_without_make_up.html?rnd=771499264546167228188604197031
Johnny Cage | April 1, 2011 at 9:51 pm
I came!
Phil | March 30, 2011 at 5:10 pm
remove the spackle…ugly fat chick, but with enough money to ignore you and your comments.
photos | March 30, 2011 at 6:17 pm
IF YOU SEE MORE PHOTOS ,THIS SITE IS MORE USEFUL PHOTOS.
Glad Im not you | April 30, 2011 at 6:53 am
So where are these stupid fucking photos that are never going to materialize?
What a bullshit stunt only possible because sites repeated the lie.
I’ll be surprised if there are really other photos….
somemanydoucheshere | June 19, 2011 at 6:24 am
Christina has turned into a plump, piano legged, butterball ready to be harpooned by the nearest sea captain.