Christina Aguilera Has Looked Worse

March 16th, 2011 // 56 Comments

Christina Aguilera brought her wine-fueled jowls to The Voice press junket last night and talked about being a judge on American Idol for Pussies which is how I read this. Via USA Today:

Explaining her coaching outlook, Aguilera said: “There is no good and bad. This isn’t about tearing people down. I want to bring these people up.”
The new twist in this vocal show is that judges will sit in big red chairs, their backs turned to the singers while they perform.
The Voice really does stand for what it says,” said Aguilera. “Instinctually, you can judge people based on the way they look. I love that fact we get to sit here with our backs turned away from these people and completely use just one sense to hear these voices. I’m not looking for vocal acrobatics, who has biggest range [of] high and low. I’m looking forward to getting moved.”

“I mean, look at me,” she added. “Up here. You think any record exec would look at this face full of bloat, regret and shifty eyes that suggest I’ve woken up in a strange bed filled with my own urine? So I just want to bring these people up, you know? Pump them full of hope and optimism and then go back to my mansion as that hope bounces them from rejection after rejection because I told them talent actually matters. It’ll be a beautiful, moving experience. Are you going to eat that baby?”

Photos: Splash News

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  1. thhhrobbin

    Holy DSLs, Batman!

  2. cc

    It would still take a Chilean mine rescue effort to get to her skin under all that make up.

  3. Christina Aguilera
    Jess
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey look, it’s Leno.

  4. Seems a little rude to turn your back on someone during an audition. If someone did that during a job interview i’d tell them to take a flying one.

  5. JC

    “I love that fact we get to sit here with our backs turned away from these people and completely use just one sense to hear these voices.”

    Xtina makes an excellent point here. I often use my sense of taste to drive my car or my sense of smell to listen to music, and it never works out well.

  6. MissyB

    I just want her body! Who cares about the rest!

  7. SteveV

    That is one impressive wax dummy.

  8. jumpin_j

    She’s morphing into Anna Nicole Smith.

  9. Christina Aguilera
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Lemme just get this broccoli out of my teeth.

  10. Christina Aguilera
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh look, she farts rainbows.

  11. “I’m not looking for vocal acrobatics…”
    Yes, there can only be one “psycho Pop yodeler” and Xtina be thy name.

  12. Holland

    Between Snooki, Ke$ha and now the Christina-post I think we have enough grounds to call Amesty International in on this & claim grave abuse

  13. TomBrady

    They really need to incorporate a gigantic neon black pot that can drop down whenever she berates a contestent for forgetting the lyrics.

  14. Linzie

    She is more orange than my OJ

  15. da kine

    Snooki doesn’t look too bad when she dyes her hair blonde.

  16. molly

    all the money in the world and walks around looking like the face of meth.

  17. Christina Aguilera
    Dankin
    Commented on this photo:

    WTF are with these fugly pics of her? She looks like Brooke Hogan

  18. If Santa Claus was a drag queen…

  19. stevebeagle

    not really

  20. Rancid

    I’ve always wondered why Fish drools over this wax dummy. Everything about her is as fake as Charlie Sheen’s wacky-act.

  21. Tommy

    I’m grateful for this post. Grateful because it knocked Ke$ha further down the page.
    Thanks you.

  22. Winter is almost over…why is she still storing food in her cheeks?

  23. Shlongface

    Bitch is half way to Jocelyn Wildenstein.

  24. Lovemypussyhairthick

    Just wait until she gets to be 40.

  25. The Critical Crassness

    In picture #4 she looks like she just found a secret stash of “boy juice” hidden in the hollow of her cheek! it’s either that or she found the remainder of the child she had for dinner stuck between her teeth.

  26. Turd Ferguson

    She is foul. Always has been trashy.
    Now she is fat., bloated and trashy.

  27. maeby

    i think she looks hot as hell

  28. Christina Aguilera
    Commented on this photo:

    She reminds me of H.R. Pufnstuf.

  29. She looks like my daughter Barbie doll…you know, the differently-abled fat Barbie.

  30. y'man

    Why is the media covering her? she’s boring as shit!

  31. katie

    The poor man’s Gwen Stefani.

  32. Christina Aguilera
    Anon
    Commented on this photo:

    “Maybe if I put glitter all over my fat, it’ll distract everyone from my goddamn fat.”

  33. boing

    cannons!

  34. She’s one doughnut away from blowing up like one of those self -inflating air rafts.

    “Noooooooooooooo don’t pull the ring”

  35. nm9dream

    I read “brought her wine-fueled blow jobs.” Fuck I need glasses.

  36. Aggie

    When has she looked worse? Her face is almost unrecognizable. That is not normal weight gain, she’s totally swollen. She’s popping pills for sure.

  37. Aggie

    When has she looked worse? Her face is almost unrecognizable. That is not normal weight gain, she’s totally swollen. She’s popping pills for sure.

  38. DKNY

    Tranny hooker.

  39. Christina Aguilera
    Rabbit
    Commented on this photo:

    God I wish she’d marry me!!! I love that woman, but in a stocker’ish way!

  40. Christina Aguilera
    Rabbit
    Commented on this photo:

    God I wish she’d marry me!

  41. iamhomosquirrel

    Paula Deen in a wig.

  42. homosapiens

    I bet she’s hearing lots of voices these days

  43. Christina Aguilera
    Cam
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like Christina is gearing up for her pitch to convince Cher to remake “Mask”.

  44. Christina Aguilera
    Commented on this photo:

    Once upon a time she was marketed as the “dirty” Brittney Spears. I think that’s still a fair charge.

  45. the only way i would watch this show is if the judges put bags over their heads instead of being turned around, and were bludgeoned brutally instead of being sung to.

  46. noooooooooo

    This change of heart must mean that she was allowed in front of a mirror that wasn’t hijacked from a funhouse and caught onto reality.

  47. juliekarate

    She looks like she’s going through a hard time for sure, but one thing she can control is her hair. Is she intentionally going for the barbie jammed-in-a-box-in-the-attic-for-20-years look? Maybe she’s going through a harder time than we think if she can’t even yank a brush through it. We know she can afford to have 12 people fussing over her 8 times a day…

  48. Christina Aguilera
    me
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is she soo fake? can’t she get rid of this old Marilyn Monroe look and those ugly faces she keeps trying to impersonate from Marilyn as well.Christina should stop painting her eyebrows,get rid of those fake blue eye contacts,get her light brown hair back,get rid of those fake boobs that make her tiny 5’0 frame look big,get her old nose back,fix those bowed legs she has,throw out that red lipstick and too tight clothes away.Christina should be more real and not a Marilyn Monroe Poser ,every video,magazine spread,face expression,music video she makes,the way she dresses screams Marilyn Monroe poser.

  49. Christina Aguilera
    Me
    Commented on this photo:

    Weight has nothing to do with the fact that she looks trashy….

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