Christina Aguilera Gets a Hollywood Star and Other News

November 15th, 2010 // 106 Comments

(This is Snooki in a wig, isn’t it? You can tell me.)

- The Most Win That Ever Won. Huge thanks to reader “boredone” for slapping this together I literally wept after I saw it – then had a seizure. [ytmnd]

- Billy Ray ain’t gonna talk about no divorce. [Popeater]

- Taylor Momsen during a more innocent, less boob-flashing time. [Dlisted]

- Blake Lively deserves all the roles. ALL THE ROLES, I SAY. [Lainey Gossip]

- Maddox “raised” Angelina Jolie. Why not? [Bossip]

- Alessandra Ambrosio in leather pants. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Haley Webb in a bikini. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- The Walking Dead is still pulling in the ratings. [Just Jared]

- Victoria Beckham isn’t a Lady GaGa fan. [Celebslam]

- These Chicks need to be found. [theCHIVE]

- Will and Ashley whip their hair back and forth. (Sadly, no Carlton.) [BuzzFeed]

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  1. Jimbob

    She needs the old giganto implants back to balance out the pork she’s picked up everywhere else. Bad lighting can not make a perfect beauty look bad; that is the reason models look the way models look, so that photographers can use weird, unusual, eye-catching lighting and not butcher them. An ugly broad like Xtina needs perfect lighting and probably a lot of Photoshop retouch and heavy makeup to look truly hot.–and Xtina can look very hot shot right. But she still needs the old implants back to fill out the tops of the new plus-sized dresses.

  2. wim

    it’s time she changes her appearence.
    ……….THE LATINA-LOOK?

  3. aaron

    This little piggy wants roast beef…

  4. GravyLeg

    This could probably be considered a hate crime but you realize there are up the skirts from this shoot, right?

  5. Kerri

    she is in desparate need of a make-under (and diet). what happened to her??

    • Ricks_Daddy

      THAT..also has a KID. Basically she ruined her body, that hole has been stretched and prodded..not to mention GOD KNOWS what flabby horror is underneath those Spanx!

  6. Lt. Dangle's Hot Mama

    NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

    EITHER SHE IS FEEDING HER PAIN

    OR

    SHE QUIT DOING METH AND/OR COKE.

    EITHER WAY, MAMA IS A FAT ASS.

    and fat girls, please dont leave 75 comments about how wrong it is to call her fat. You can not judge, you all are fatter!!

  7. Christina Aguilera
    Honest Abe
    Commented on this photo:

    Did she put her hands in the concrete or her juggs?

  8. Christina Aguilera
    smiley
    Commented on this photo:

    Okay girl, what is up with the hair??? So fake, so tacky, so C circuit stripper a la hooker. And the body? I know divorce is stressful and that can add the pounds, but you’re verging on superfat. Scrub off the gross panacke makeup, strip out the horrid bleach blonde, hit a gym and get back to making good tunes k.

    • Mike

      Good Gawd, anybody else notice she’s about 150lbs these days. I mean, after the kid she was squeaky hot again but now, she’s a cow.

      What a shame, I still remember the screaming hot blonde from her Jeannie videos, where did you put her? Did this girl eat her? I miss her… loll

  9. anthonyOA

    That’s the worst picture i’ve ever seen of Aguileri. I feel like washing it down with pepto bismol.

  10. blindmenow

    One word: bratwurst

  11. CS

    Stop being such haters! Cake is great for your singing voice!

  12. The pope finally pulls the trigger and says full mass the way HE wants to dress for once…

  13. Sam

    Poor Christina she has a great voice and deserves her star but once she sees these pictures maybe she will stop trying so hard to look like Marilyn Monroe it’s not doing anything for her looks and career.I don’t like the haircolor which washes her out and looks like a dried wig and those fake brows,red lipstick and tight clothes got to go.

  14. kayk

    She is doing a hell of a job hiding that erection.
    She should teach classes.

  15. Jackie

    I honestly believe she should lose a few pounds. She still a beautiful women though. Unlike other celebrities, she was never a bitch at all. I bet some of you calling her fat/etc are fat. I think we all need to hit the gyms and quit talking shit.

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