Christina Aguilera Gets a Hollywood Star and Other News

November 15th, 2010 // 106 Comments

(This is Snooki in a wig, isn’t it? You can tell me.)

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- Victoria Beckham isn’t a Lady GaGa fan. [Celebslam]

- These Chicks need to be found. [theCHIVE]

- Will and Ashley whip their hair back and forth. (Sadly, no Carlton.) [BuzzFeed]

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  1. mud butt

    Not usually, but in this pic she looks like Artemis on It’s Always Sunny…

    • This. This right here.

    • Randal

      Congratulations are certainly in order for Christina, a long standing artist in the musical industry who broke many boundaries on stage. My only question is, what took so long?

      Randal

      • CptCreep

        “what took so long?”

        Apparently, she had to stop to eat…

      • Lady Blah Blah

        Randal, please tell us about the silver lining in events like the Holocaust, Hiroshima, 9/11, and Columbine, because I’m sure you can come up with one.

    • Taz

      This reminds me more of that Seinfeld Bad Lighting episode.

    • CHOC DONUT

      She looks like a navy cook/popeye from the neck down, and like one of the ugly sisters in Cinderella from the neck up. Damn, motherhood really can kill a woman’s looks., although she always had a mug that was going to go downhill. STILL. This girl was giving me rockhard wood only ten years ago. PHEW.

      Her husband SCORED- he’s got a kid and millions and is single. FEDERLINE PIMP ALERT.

  2. Kitty Furry

    frist?

  3. Kitty Furry

    WTF is that on her noggin?

  4. burton

    shes fat, typical of shorter women after age 25….

  5. Ray Sist

    She’s turning into a fat Latin woman.

  6. The Solution

    Blond Snooki

  7. Jax

    She looks like Dolly Parton.

  8. Urbanspaceman

    Even her breast implants look tired.

  9. Jim Jones

    A star? Wtf for? Has she even done a movie, except that horrible looking Burlesque that has yet to come out? Christ, they’ll give those stars to any jackass now.

    • McFeely Smackup

      Stars on the hollywood walk of fame aren’t really awards, except so far as you have to be nominated and then selected by the Hollywood chamber of commerce. The telling point that it ain’t as prestigious as you might think is the fact that it costs $30,000 to “win” this award. That’s right, you gotta buy your OWN star, or someone has to buy it for you.

      • How weird

        Yes, but think of all the PR you get, and all the Chinese tourists think that the stars are grave markers and everything.

    • GeorgeWBush

      Not just anyone….anyone with $30k+ and about 100k signatures saying your the ultimate in your field…so, expect Snooki to get hers by 2011

    • DKNY

      If they can give a Nobel Peace Prize to a man who (at the time) had done absolutely nothing to deserve it (and still doesn’t), they can give a Hollywood star to a trannie hooker.

    • michael jackson’s in the rock and roll hall of fame. there are non soldiers buried in arlington cemetary, and at least one identified soldier in the tomb of the unknown. what’s another institution for sale..

      • Jon

        MJ being as famous as he is just shows that you can be completely nuts, grotesque and immoral but if you make some good 80′s hits, are a black icon and come across as a victim lots of crazy people will worship you. The same people that are likely to worship Britney Spears.

      • Ricks_Daddy

        JON KILL YO’SELF!

  10. Cock Dr

    She’s reached an age that it’s best to avoid direct sunlight.

  11. Jason Bratman, shaved and in his ex-wife’s clothes. With a wig.

  12. grobpilot

    She’s in full-pork mode

  13. GravyLeg

    Hopefully, she got a side of SlimFast with that Star….

  14. GravyLeg

    No seriously tho…. that is a trany Xtina impersonator, right???

    • Yep. Check out the way it’s hiding its crotch with its hands. Christina was too busy bustin’ moves on chicks in lumberjack coats in the McDonald’s bathroom to attend her own star ceremony. Ah, the hectic life of a celebrity!

  15. Christina Aguilera
    K Bunny
    Commented on this photo:

    WHOA. What happened to her?

  16. Turd Ferguson

    WOW. Who left who in that relationship – damn.

  17. Christina Aguilera
    fowler
    Commented on this photo:

    one step away from hatchet face. http://wesclark.com/temp/hf.jpg

  18. Because being Rough is ugly

    Oh no, this is getting sad, ill reserve my comment until further development…

  19. McFeely Smackup

    The Walking Dead is the best show on television right now…in much the same way that a blowjob is preferable to a punch in the neck. It’s awesome distilled down to concentrated awesome shots that would be delivered by pouring down the ass crack of a 18 year old asian stripper. It’s that good.

    In other news, Christina Aguilera has fat arms.

  20. trousers

    someone just got off their last stop at the Jerkable Express

  21. Christina Aguilera
    HUH?
    Commented on this photo:

    “It’s takes a Twinkie to be a Twinkie.”

  22. HUH?

    “It’s takes a Twinkie to be a Twinkie.”

  23. Christina Aguilera
    braAp
    Commented on this photo:

    what? she was just super fine a month ago?!

  24. Christina Aguilera
    Julie
    Commented on this photo:

    You guys are crazy. She’s still hot.

  25. Christina Aguilera
    shalimar
    Commented on this photo:

    why does Xtina always look like she performed a long walk of shame before coming to an event?

  26. ilikesake

    Looks like the Swine flu has morphed into a some new type of disease. Britney caught it in 2007 and its spreading! Kelly Clarkson, Jessica and now this hog.. wtf is going on

  27. you dumb assholes

    who gives a shit about the Hollywood Walk of Fame? the fact that Vanna White got one before Michael Jackson first tipped me off to these being a crock of shit. Paris Hilton will have one someday, trust me.

  28. See Alice

    What a very Chunky Monkey . Unless she is on massive steriods .

  29. Christina Aguilera
    braAp
    Commented on this photo:

    id bang snooki if she wasnt so spherical before this thing….almost

  30. Christina Aguilera
    braAp
    Commented on this photo:

    thats not christina aguilera

  31. Internet

    My girlfriend has the SAME EXACT body as #’s 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25 and 26.
    So…….

  32. Geneva

    At first she was cute, and then she turned into a sleayz skank, but, now this….what is this…………….thing……………..

    I really think that it ate the real Christina.

  33. Christina Aguilera
    J.R.
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s like twice as big as she was just 9 years ago. Bet she can’t fit those double ought’s like she used to!

  34. ellkay

    I want to drop two or three of her into my hot cocoa…

  35. Christina Aguilera
    Crys
    Commented on this photo:

    whoa did she eat jordan?

  36. puddleduck

    She looks like the Geico squirrels storing up nuts in her cheeks for winter.

  37. cc

    What she should get is her ass to the store for some SlimFast.

  38. Ash Bones

    I guess 30 is the new 40…

  39. Turd Ferguson

    Seriously, how did this happen?
    I thought I saw pics of her a month ago sneaking out of Ronsons place and she was 40 lbs lighter.

  40. Christina Aguilera
    fooey
    Commented on this photo:

    jessica simpson’s britney spears costume looks ok but where’s the frap?

  41. Christina Aguilera
    fooey
    Commented on this photo:

    UM CYNDI LAUPER?

  42. boredone

    This is basically the happiest day of my life.

  43. Daryl G.

    She’s not Hollywood she’s just whore.

    A star for that? Really? Apparently the walk has become a street-walk.

    She deserves.

  44. Vandal

    That’s a bloke. Look at the fuckin’ hands!

  45. L

    Miss Piggy?

  46. Christina Aguilera
    L
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that a tattoo? Or did she just get back from disneyland?

  47. Carolyn

    Gag.

  48. somethingoriginal

    The mole people have won. I for one welcome our new undergroundlords.

  49. Christina Aguilera
    Kats
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s looks like blonde Snookie on that picture lol. But it’s just the bad angle, she’s still beatiful on the other pictures. And if she feels comfortable with herself then anything else doesn’t matter.

  50. Lara

    Something here doesn’t look right

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