I Made Christina Aguilera Better

Has she always had such a prnounced chin, nose and cheeks? I’m getting a Mrs. Potatohead vibe here.

Oh. Ma. Goodness. Well done.

sweet moses it looks like one of those witch costumes you can get at the halloween store.

It was her make up artist’s day off…I guess.

God she looks AWFUL.

She’s quickly approaching that singing Diva stage when the looks start going away forever and they don’t care. She’s gonna look like a white Aretha Franklin in 10 years, mark my words. Look at Mariah. That’s where she’s headed.

Going out this night was an afterthought after eating an orange crayon and a night of sex.

It’s not aging – it’s what 99% of ‘hot’ celebrities look like without the makeup … or surgery … or lighting … or photoshopping).

Welcome to Crushed Dreams, also known as Sobering Reality.

This is like those teen mom’s… except with some talent…and yea, older.

albino bitch

WARNING! This is what happens when you put your make-up on when you are either A) Drunk B) High or C) Both

Thanks a lot, fish. Normally I would’ve just stared at her chest and ignored her face anyway… But I am always ALWAYS irresistibly lured to uncover any and all stars you place on pics. Your star placement did the opposite of what was intended – I was tricked into looking at her face. You bastard.

Every time I see her now I’m convinced the Moleman has the real Christina locked up somewhere and is trying to fool the rest of us with “Xtina”.

Her lack of eyebrows, is really creeping me out.

This is why she used to starve herself into waifdom and never let herself be seen without 10 layers of pancake on her face – to try and mask her real real features. If you look at pics of her as a kid you’ll see what I’m talking about.

I was wondering what ever happened to Hatchet Face from that movie Cry Baby!

Got damn she looks rough there.

You need another star to cover up the horse mane cascading down her back. Because now I’m picturing Sarah Jessica Parker’s horse face, and that’s almost worse than Christina.

Does she have no friends?

A friend would say, “Your hair is too bleached and crispy.” A friend would also tell her, “Knock off the lip implants Ms. Troutpout.” A friend would rip those cheese grater earrings out of her ears.

Christina, get yourself some friends.

I hit it…with a riding crop.

Wow, she really needs to lay off the plastic surgery. She used to be so pretty and unique looking. Now she just looks weird and unnatural. Sad.

I just thought of something! Maybe this whole Christina is a mess thing is a publicity stunt. Maybe she never really left Mole Man. I’m just saying! Cant take everything at face value nowadays. I mean really look how well it works for Britney, not that Britney is faking it. Now you get more media attention from screwing up than oh i dont know performing or entertaining, i.e. Sheen, Kardashians, Spears, Cyrus, Hilton, Brown etc etc. The list just goes on and on. I got tired of typing the names out real quick.

What kind of drug is she on?! She looks like an heroin addict on cold sweat!

She looks like Hatchet Face, from Crybaby…. except way less awesome.

She had a photoshoot with W Magazine that day it’s a high fasion magazine which is why her hair looks very messy right there, i’m sure they had a lot of make up on her too so I guess she washed it all off afterwards and that’s why she looks like that.. Oh well, she’s making millions with her new show ‘The Voice’ now with it getting over 12million viewers each episode..

wowww, just a few months ago she was so fucking hot, what happened?

My goodness she’s freaking ugly.

I feel sorry for her no wonder she tries soo hard to look like the Goddess Marilyn Monroe but no not happening ,really Christina is just plain horrrid to look at ,her yellow teeth and that scraggly hair ,that huge nose,poor woman.