I Made Christina Aguilera Better

May 9th, 2011 // 96 Comments

True story: In all my years writing the site, this is literally the first time I thought to do this. Whether that says more about Christina Aguilera or myself is entirely open for debate, but I dare anyone to look at the rest of these pics and then tell me what happened here wasn’t necessary. It’s impossible.

Photo: Splash News

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  1. You could have just done a 50×50 pixel crop of her boob, and had the best photo of her ever.

  2. RoboZombie

    It’s the Curse of the Moleman!!
    P.S. just crop out everything but the bewbs and you;re good to go on these pix.

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    snooki
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    what’s usually under the pink stars is much better. blargh.

  4. Calypso

    Morph into Hatchetface is now complete.

  5. Cock Dr

    She & Brit Brit obviously have the same hairdresser.

  6. I remember way back, when I was the only one saying that no good could come of the affair between Pia Zadora and Howard the Duck. Who’s laughing now, world?

  7. Chico

    Che brutta faccia

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    first
    Commented on this photo:

    first bitches

  9. Method Roughing

    I find that to be quite unnecessary, who doesn’t know ca

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    widget
    Commented on this photo:

    Is her nose orange to match her bra? I am so confused.

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    Maeby
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t even….

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    heather
    Commented on this photo:

    What has she done to herself? She’s just not quite right in these pics..

  13. Jon

    Wow…this is the first time I can honestly say I would never even touch that. Even fat she used to be decent looking. Now she is dying her nose orange and cutting her own hair.

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    BklynGibbs
    Commented on this photo:

    Butter makes it better.

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    Willis Dikfitt
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    She’s coked out , look at her nose , it’s raw ans swollen .

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    noooooooo
    Commented on this photo:

    I know you were trying to protect everyone, I had to look anyway though. Never again will I bypass stars placed for the sake of humanity.

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    Laura
    Commented on this photo:

    wow, i never thought i’d say that, but i’ll have to agree. necessary.

  18. Steelerchick

    Wonder if she made it back to the trailer park this time.

  19. Just..wow…all those years of Dirrty living have really caught up to her.

  20. anonym

    women are lucky they can use makeup to hide shit up.

    • FugMuch

      correction: makeup (well clowny and trannyish like that) is a huge flag to underlying grotesque-ness that is ones face. It’s like she’s in denial that she’s actually a Tucan…(shrugs)

  21. Employee

    Meth face, Burger King body

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    Aggie
    Commented on this photo:

    What happened to her chin? Is she actually a long lost Willis?

  23. Heimdall wasn't black

    Dope eybrows

  24. Brooke

    Oh she’s fine! I’m sure if she tried cosmetic surgery she’d be a real looker– oh. Oh yeah. Are these the before pics?

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    MrsUri
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    Ew. M. G.

  26. skygirl

    she was never a pretty girl. she never had a great body either.. not like britney spears… but least she has her pipes which are unique and super great.. i would take her face and bod with those pipes any day!!!!

  27. God is Black

    I thought to myself ,He’s just fucking with us, the face can’t be that bad?”
    WRONG! JESUS! She looks like that doll in Seinfeld of George Costanza’s mother? Creepy indeed!

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    kate
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    oh jesus christ.

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    oh no, not again
    Commented on this photo:

    Plastic surgery special: buy one chin, get a free nose job. Spray tan not included.

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    Me
    Commented on this photo:

    I kinda still hoped there would be a boob under that star.

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    skygirl
    Commented on this photo:

    her chin is in competition with reese witherspoon’s to see which can grow closest to… hmm not sure where yet…
    she has always had a big nose just hid it well with make up … just like jlo.
    the white eyeshadow makes her look creepy… oh well.. her wig has been heavy metal for months now.. hope she gets it together..

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    Hootie
    Commented on this photo:

    So that’s where Heidi Montag’s original face went.

  33. good point, what’s going on with her nose? ha-cha-cha-cha…

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    15piecesofflare
    Commented on this photo:

    cheek implants and eyebrows bleached?

  35. Someone needs to take a Sharpie to that fuckin’ mess.

  36. DB

    Christina Scragyouleerat – she’s the scrag you leer at!

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    Commented on this photo:

    Apparently you can’t fit a mirror in a purse that tiny.

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    ThighHighs
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks sticky.

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    JessicaMarie
    Commented on this photo:

    @kate
    i seriously just said the same thing to myself before i saw your comment.

    doesn’t she own fucking proper pants at least? leggings are NOT her friend.

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    Old man in a filthy diaper
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks pretty hot to me. But then again, I am neither gay nor a fat, used up old whore like the “ladies” (hahahahahahahaha) on this site.
    Now excuse me, I gotta put on a fresh one. *faaaaaaaaaaaart* (liqueous)

  41. Deacon Jones

    Her face is morphing like Carrot Top’s did on andro.

    Even her nose is fucking orange.

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    P Dizzle
    Commented on this photo:

    I love she ends up with these regular lookin guys…well this one is…MoleMan incubussed all the hotness she had left outta her…wonder if he’s secretly responsible for JLH’s demise as well?

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    Jon Hex
    Commented on this photo:

    Darker hair and thicker eyebrows would make her look more human.

  44. grobpilot

    Did the back of her head run through a paper shredder?

  45. Racer X

    Christina is FINE!!!

    /Fish writer caught the Ghey

  46. The star on her face is only further evidence her companion is just another starfucker.

  47. zomgbie

    dirtytina > snookitina.
    did she get a chin implant from dr sarah jessica parker?

    • FugMuch

      LMAO! there are wicked pissed chinless horses somewhere on the west coast, now that aint right at all!

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    Rancid
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t understand all the hating. She, like any broad, looks 100% better without 20 pounds of makeup on the face. She actually looks cute here.

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    kimmykimkim
    Commented on this photo:

    Well I guess we can call it a tie between Christina & Britany. They’re both pretty much fucked.

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    miss polyglot
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s not Xtina. That’s Glenn Close.

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