True story: In all my years writing the site, this is literally the first time I thought to do this. Whether that says more about Christina Aguilera or myself is entirely open for debate, but I dare anyone to look at the rest of these pics and then tell me what happened here wasn’t necessary. It’s impossible.
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Audrina Patridge Wore A Bikini Again And Other News |
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And Now For The Part of Cannes Where Michelle Rodriguez Wears A Bikini And Jumps Off Things |
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Kelly Brook Wore A Bikini, Too |
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Daisy Fuentes In A Bikini Is 3 Years Older Than Gabrielle Anwar, Looks Way Better |
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Dear Gabrielle Anwar In A Bikini, WHAT HAPPENED? |
You could have just done a 50×50 pixel crop of her boob, and had the best photo of her ever.
It’s the Curse of the Moleman!!
P.S. just crop out everything but the bewbs and you;re good to go on these pix.
what’s usually under the pink stars is much better. blargh.
Morph into Hatchetface is now complete.
She & Brit Brit obviously have the same hairdresser.
I remember way back, when I was the only one saying that no good could come of the affair between Pia Zadora and Howard the Duck. Who’s laughing now, world?
Che brutta faccia
first bitches
oh wow! award for you!!
can i has cookie
I find that to be quite unnecessary, who doesn’t know ca
The ghost of j edga tempering wiff ma comment again…
Is her nose orange to match her bra? I am so confused.
I don’t even….
What has she done to herself? She’s just not quite right in these pics..
Wow…this is the first time I can honestly say I would never even touch that. Even fat she used to be decent looking. Now she is dying her nose orange and cutting her own hair.
Butter makes it better.
She’s coked out , look at her nose , it’s raw ans swollen .
She’s not doin enough…
I know you were trying to protect everyone, I had to look anyway though. Never again will I bypass stars placed for the sake of humanity.
wow, i never thought i’d say that, but i’ll have to agree. necessary.
Wonder if she made it back to the trailer park this time.
Just..wow…all those years of Dirrty living have really caught up to her.
women are lucky they can use makeup to hide shit up.
correction: makeup (well clowny and trannyish like that) is a huge flag to underlying grotesque-ness that is ones face. It’s like she’s in denial that she’s actually a Tucan…(shrugs)
Meth face, Burger King body
Meth faces aren’t chubby, dipshit.
Glad you remembered to slip on your lab coat today Scientist Drew.
What happened to her chin? Is she actually a long lost Willis?
Dope eybrows
Oh she’s fine! I’m sure if she tried cosmetic surgery she’d be a real looker– oh. Oh yeah. Are these the before pics?
Ew. M. G.
she was never a pretty girl. she never had a great body either.. not like britney spears… but least she has her pipes which are unique and super great.. i would take her face and bod with those pipes any day!!!!
did those pipes beat her face in BLECK!!!
I thought to myself ,He’s just fucking with us, the face can’t be that bad?”
WRONG! JESUS! She looks like that doll in Seinfeld of George Costanza’s mother? Creepy indeed!
haha!! That’s funny!
oh jesus christ.
Plastic surgery special: buy one chin, get a free nose job. Spray tan not included.
I kinda still hoped there would be a boob under that star.
her chin is in competition with reese witherspoon’s to see which can grow closest to… hmm not sure where yet…
she has always had a big nose just hid it well with make up … just like jlo.
the white eyeshadow makes her look creepy… oh well.. her wig has been heavy metal for months now.. hope she gets it together..
So that’s where Heidi Montag’s original face went.
good point, what’s going on with her nose? ha-cha-cha-cha…
she looks like she’s been lying a lot lately
+1 for the Jimmy Durante reference.
cheek implants and eyebrows bleached?
Someone needs to take a Sharpie to that fuckin’ mess.
Christina Scragyouleerat – she’s the scrag you leer at!
Apparently you can’t fit a mirror in a purse that tiny.
She looks sticky.
@kate
i seriously just said the same thing to myself before i saw your comment.
doesn’t she own fucking proper pants at least? leggings are NOT her friend.
She looks pretty hot to me. But then again, I am neither gay nor a fat, used up old whore like the “ladies” (hahahahahahahaha) on this site.
Now excuse me, I gotta put on a fresh one. *faaaaaaaaaaaart* (liqueous)
Her face is morphing like Carrot Top’s did on andro.
Even her nose is fucking orange.
I love she ends up with these regular lookin guys…well this one is…MoleMan incubussed all the hotness she had left outta her…wonder if he’s secretly responsible for JLH’s demise as well?
Darker hair and thicker eyebrows would make her look more human.
Did the back of her head run through a paper shredder?
Christina is FINE!!!
/Fish writer caught the Ghey
The star on her face is only further evidence her companion is just another starfucker.
dirtytina > snookitina.
did she get a chin implant from dr sarah jessica parker?
LMAO! there are wicked pissed chinless horses somewhere on the west coast, now that aint right at all!
I don’t understand all the hating. She, like any broad, looks 100% better without 20 pounds of makeup on the face. She actually looks cute here.
Well I guess we can call it a tie between Christina & Britany. They’re both pretty much fucked.
That’s not Xtina. That’s Glenn Close.