Christina Aguilera Filed for Divorce, Let’s Look at Her Pumpkins


Christina Aguilera reportedly filed for divorce this morning then made her way to Mr. Bones’ Pumpkin Patch to prepare for her metamorphosis into Shauna Sand. Or at least that’s what’s happening in my head because I dare to dream:

“That’s right, show those gourds your rutabaga. They’ve been bad. Oh, no, it’s Lorenzo Lamas. He’s after your stripper heels! Run in slow motion!”

(It’s a magical world in here, folks.)

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