Kelly Osbourne Still Thinks Christina Aguilera is Fat, Has A Point

October 17th, 2011 // 94 Comments

Back in August, Kelly Osbourne called Christina Aguilera a “fat cunt” because when you’re sitting next to Joan Rivers, you gotta keep up. Except over two months later, she’s still saying it, but that’s coming from someone who writes about Jessica Simpson looking pregnant every other day. Via Hollywood Life:

“Trust me. I’m a [size] 2/4. That is not a 2/4,” Kelly, 26, said about Christina, 30, on E!’s Fashion Police Oct. 14.
Kelly is getting even. “She called me fat for years,” she explained. “I was never that fat.”

Even though Kelly was talking about Christina at Michael Jackson’s Forever Tribute concert, I took the liberty of adding pics of her at Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch over the weekend because I’m a deep admirer of the female body crammed into tights. In fact, sometimes I just sit outside a trailer park with my brush and canvas until they offer to make me their king in a ceremony lush with coon pelts and Mountain Dew. It’s all very mystical.

Photos: Flynet, Splash News

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  1. ellieminnow

    Kelly has lost a ton of weight. She’s tiny now. People should do their research.

  2. Gluttony

    NO WAY KELLY IS A SIZE 2/4! Unless she is wearing the “VANITY SIZED” clothing that is LABELED a 2/4 but in Europe is an 8/10 actual USA size. Kelly is still fatter than Christina. Kelly has Popeye the sailor Forearms (no, not biceps) complete with shitty anchor tattoo. And Kelly has a heavy duty jaw line. Christina is trying to Power Teeze her weave to make her hair as giant as possible in an attempt to minimize her fatness.

  3. hokie

    osbourne is a ditch pig. nuff said.

  4. Nonono

    To be fair, could you imagine being in the same social circle as Kelly Osbourne? Wouldn’t she annoy the living fuck out of you – Kelly is famous for being spawned by a pair of drug addicts and living off their money. Christina is probably well and truly a total bitch, but at least she’s put in some work for her money. Kelly Osbourne would just be the biggest piece of shit to have to be around, I’d call her names too.

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    bill
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    she looks like a blonde snooki

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    josh
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    she’s 30- that’s when she gets fat.. sit back and watch

  7. Pippy Longcockings

    And to think I used to whack off to this bitch!

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    tlmck
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    Ma’am, it’s not necessary to smuggle the pumpkins out in your pants.

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    Facebook Me
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    “Ummmm…What’s that Max in your hair? It looks tasty.” chomp chomp chomp

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    You think with all her money she could afford to buy better quality leggings or at least a pair of underwear.

  11. liz

    Wait till you have babies Kelly!

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    crabcake
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    Clearly, a first class pumpkin smuggler.

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    katie
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    who cares! leave her alone

  14. imapc

    I don’t think we can really tell peoples’ sizes that easily. I mean, I’m 5’7 and 120 pounds, and no way can I fit a size 2. I wear size 5 because I have hips and an ass; everyone is built differently.

  15. aj

    CHIRSTINA IS UGLY AND KELLY IS UGLY THE END

  16. Nikita

    I think it’s absolutely ridiculous that Kelly Osbourne is bashing Christina Aguilera. She was a big girl for years and should know how it feels to be called names. Although Christina did bash on her a lot of being a big girl, she has no right to lower herself to that level now just because she’s skinny. There’s still girls like me, who are Kelly’s size when she was bigger, and calling Christina Aguilera fat, when she’s clearly NOT fat, is so offensive. How is that supposed to make girls like myself, who are a size 14 feel? There clearly needs to be a new meaning in the dictionary as to the word fat. This is disgusting and upsetting. Be the more mature person, and don’t think you’re better than everyone else now because your skinny.

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    kaysizz
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    She looks great to me in this picture. (@ ohonore – I think it’s the shirt billowing.)

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    ahahahahha
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    She’s just making up for being annorxic half her life.

  19. ANGEL

    Did you see the video??? Xtina tried to fix things and try to speak with kelly, kelly insult Christina FIRST in the ousbournes…Kelly started it all. Don’t start what you can’t finish,Christina is beautiful,no matter what that bitch say,wordS can’t bring her down!…

    Kelly is still bitter after all these years.. it’s really a shame. It’s so funny because the media always tries to make it seem like Christina is this mean ass bitch when in reality, she’s not. She hasn’t said one bad word about Kelly in like 8 years.. maybe more. Kelly needs to grow up.

    XTINA ROCKS!!!!

  20. ANGEL

    Did you see the video??? Xtina tried to fix things and try to speak with kelly, kelly insult Christina FIRST in the ousbournes…Kelly started it all. Don’t start what you can’t finish,Christina is beautiful,no matter what that bitch say,wordS can’t bring her down!…

    XTINA ROCKS!!!!

  21. ANGEL

    Kelly is still bitter after all these years.. it’s really a shame. It’s so funny because the media always tries to make it seem like Christina is this mean ass bitch when in reality, she’s not. She hasn’t said one bad word about Kelly in like 8 years.. maybe more. Kelly needs to grow up.

    XTINA ROCKS!!!!

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