During a Q&A for the Billboard/Hollywood Reporter Film & TV Conference, Christina Aguilera talked about her image in the tabloids, and blogs in particular, and dropped a couple of truth bombs that have me convinced she knows where I live and is the one who keeps eating all the Sun Chips. (Note to self: Apologize to Photo Boy, rehire, make him padlock pantry in jorts.) Via The Hollywood Reporter with the naughty words uncensored because we’re all adults here. Haha! She says butt:
“I don’t read blogs. It’s just God-knows-who in Buttfuck wherever writing hate shit. You can’t take it seriously. I’m sure you’ve all been hated on at some point by buttfuck people.”
“It’s real talk today,” she said at one point to applause.
The sad part? She’s not incorrect. I live in Buttfuckisle, Pennsylvania which I can safely label an illiterate truck stop shithole complete with a Cracker Barrel, more Romney/Ryan yard signs than you can count and a segregated portion of town where they keep the black people which you probably already guessed because of the Romney/Ryan signs. Absolutely no one living here, including myself, has anything to say that’s worth mentioning or repeating. Which is why I make with the tit pictures. Beautiful, beautiful tit pictures. They add credibility and poignancy where geography and a meager existence cannot, so in your face, Miss Piggy.
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