Christina Aguilera Calls Bloggers ‘Buttf-ck People’ Who Write ‘Hate Sh-t.’ Alright, Who Told?

October 26th, 2012 // 68 Comments
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During a Q&A for the Billboard/Hollywood Reporter Film & TV Conference, Christina Aguilera talked about her image in the tabloids, and blogs in particular, and dropped a couple of truth bombs that have me convinced she knows where I live and is the one who keeps eating all the Sun Chips. (Note to self: Apologize to Photo Boy, rehire, make him padlock pantry in jorts.) Via The Hollywood Reporter with the naughty words uncensored because we’re all adults here. Haha! She says butt:

“I don’t read blogs. It’s just God-knows-who in Buttfuck wherever writing hate shit. You can’t take it seriously. I’m sure you’ve all been hated on at some point by buttfuck people.”
“It’s real talk today,” she said at one point to applause.

The sad part? She’s not incorrect. I live in Buttfuckisle, Pennsylvania which I can safely label an illiterate truck stop shithole complete with a Cracker Barrel, more Romney/Ryan yard signs than you can count and a segregated portion of town where they keep the black people which you probably already guessed because of the Romney/Ryan signs. Absolutely no one living here, including myself, has anything to say that’s worth mentioning or repeating. Which is why I make with the tit pictures. Beautiful, beautiful tit pictures. They add credibility and poignancy where geography and a meager existence cannot, so in your face, Miss Piggy.

Photos: Getty, WENN

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  1. MD2020

    Fish, if it makes you feel any better, here in Philly there are plenty of Obama signs, but they still make the black people live in a segregated part of town.

    Northern racism–we like you, we just don’t want to live by you.

  2. Are Buttfuck people like Crab people?

  3. inkydink

    My, isn’t she eloquent?

  4. JC

    That’s pretty harsh talk for an Oompa Loompa who dyes her hair with Kool Aid.

  5. ‘Buttffuck People’ ……….that’s a new one.

  6. jd

    And graceful, and slender.

  7. Moo Cow Hunter

    I’m no buttfucker. Well, not since the billy goat on the next farm filed a restraining order. Second, if she’s so concerned about her image get back on the treadmill. Wait, was that too hateful? I can’t tell, I was raised by wolves.

  8. The thing about Christina is she is somewhat talented, which saves her from complete verbal savagery on my part, but she is still sloopy and fat. And those “hate blogs” keep her relevant when her album sales aren’t doing too well.

  9. Lil Benny Waffle

    Whatever, as long as she continues to look hot-fat, I don’t care what she says.

  10. Charistina Aguilera Cleavage Red Hair
    smapdi
    Commented on this photo:

    Its like she knows us! Like the way she knows her way around a 50-piece plate of chicken McNuggets.

  11. Dinosaurland

    What I’m getting from all this is that Christian Aguilera has a negative opinion of anal sex.

    • Moo Cow Hunter

      Or not getting enough of it and secretly she’s pissed others are.

      • Eddie Baby

        You could bounce up and down on her big caboose like it was a trampoline. On “The Voice,” they have a special camera up in the rafters that they switch to every time her ass is on camera.

  12. Deacon Jones

    “Buttfuckisle” and truck stop….

    You have to be talking about Carlisle, PA. Have to.

  13. Dan Quayle

    Spank rectal Oompa Guadalupe screech

  14. Jon and Kate Plus Hate

    So much hate against buttffuckville….why I do believe this woman is a homophobe !

  15. Anonymous

    Sounds like Xtina had bad concert experience in Buttfuck, USA. She probably buttfucked the national anthem there too.

  16. rican

    Not enough tit pictures these days :(

  17. EricLr

    I always love how celebs think they’re entitled to all the upsides of fame, but then bitch and moan when faced with the (relatively modest) downsides. The same celeb who would have a Tyra-Banks-Level-Shitfit if photographers *weren’t* taking her picture at some movie premiere acts like a shrinking violet the second she’s not made up and wearing Versace, walking in an airport.

    Hey, you guys know you can quit anytime you want and go back to Iowa, or wherever the fuck you came from, right? Feel free to return the paycheck any time and go back to being not famous.

    • Michele

      She came from Wexford, PA, a suburb of Pittsburgh. I hear the local Chili’s is hiring. Maybe she could work there.

  18. rican

    Is Jersey Shore in Buttfuck Wherever?

  19. Liv

    aww whatever Fish, i think you’re totally legit and not buttfucking anyone. not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  20. Charistina Aguilera Cleavage Red Hair
    sheila
    Commented on this photo:

    snooki? is that you?

  21. Michael

    Well, she’s right. I guess.

    Still, people in their 30′s shouldn’t say “buttfuck people” and “hate shit”.

  22. Diggy

    She says “Buttfuck People” like it’s a bad thing

  23. it had to be said

    I feel like she may need a buttfuck lesson . . .

  24. Yeap! That jumble of words is spot-on concerning bloggers!!

  25. Charistina Aguilera Cleavage Red Hair
    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oink!”

  26. El Jefe

    “Real talk” Christina, you are kind of fat now.

    You know Joe Simpson’s ears perked up when she said buttfuck.

  27. zomgbie

    wow and i dont even watch her tv show.

  28. Lindsay Lohan Nicotine Lungs

    I bet her cunt smells like a buttfucked butt?

  29. Sandoucheky

    Get it… she can.

  30. Lindsay Lohan Nicotine Lungs

    Big as a bitch, looks like a bitch, walks like a bitch, talks like a bitch, sings like a bitch—must be a buttfuck!

  31. Cock Dr

    Are we all supposed to feel chastened by this eloquent statement?

  32. She actually meant to say “Fuddruckers” and was pissed they were closed.

  33. Charistina Aguilera Cleavage Red Hair
    Sheppy
    Commented on this photo:

    Watch it guys, she’s got her knuckle-duster on.

  34. Charistina Aguilera Cleavage Red Hair
    Commented on this photo:

    use the zoom tool to see her fat vag

  35. Charistina Aguilera Cleavage Red Hair
    Commented on this photo:

    WHY did I LISTEN to you????? She should go cameltoe to camel toe with that crazy lady who carries the rings around…damn..what is her name?

  36. Charistina Aguilera Cleavage Red Hair
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    If I was on her chest I’d be smiling too.

  37. Jedediah The Gyro Captain

    I jerked it to her “Candyman” video every day when I was in Iraq. Now she turns into this bucket of crazy? I feel used (and I never found the WMD’s)…

  38. Charistina Aguilera Cleavage Red Hair
    Commented on this photo:

    So does this mean Christina Aguilera’s into buttfucking? If so, she needs to get a black boyfriend to get into that fat ass.

  39. Charistina Aguilera Cleavage Red Hair
    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow! Truth hurts, doesn’t it, fatty?

  40. Goddamnit, I LOVE it when she talks dirty…

  41. Michele

    One, I think I love you. That “in your face, Miss PIggy” comment was inspired. Two, this is what happens, parents, when you pimp your kids out for fame and fortune! A decent education (those “studio teachers” are jokes) goes right down the crapper (in keeping with the butt theme) and she is left unable to eloquently or even adequately express herself.

  42. Charistina Aguilera Cleavage Red Hair
    Jentilly
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s taken the whole dirrrty thing too far

  43. Charistina Aguilera Cleavage Red Hair
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
    Commented on this photo:

    “Pie! A flying pie!’

  44. Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal

    Couldn’t someone punch this in the face, making it crack and fall off in a million plastic pieces, just once?

  45. What a hottie. Bet when she lifts one leg to rip off a big wet juicy one – to sounds like angels singing.

  46. Charistina Aguilera Cleavage Red Hair
    Johnny Cage
    Commented on this photo:

    Yum

  47. Charistina Aguilera Cleavage Red Hair
    lovethatpussy
    Commented on this photo:

    i still think she is hot. would totally fuck that pussy, i will never get a shot at it so i’ll just have to make do beating off to it

  48. me

    That f….n liar knows she reads the blogs or she wouldn’t be so mad about it.Christina is so fake and not a very well liked celebrity.What isn’t that she doesn’t like to hear that she’s not confident about her weight since she brings it up all the time herself or that she has body issues since she has gotten boob implants a nose job,lip injections and recent talk has been about her new butt implants so she’s not that confident a woman talking trash about skinny women well if she hadn’t gotten that plastic she would still be a skinny woman.Christina is probably also still mad because they compare her to Snookie,or Hatchet Face and after 10 years of ripping off Marilyn Monroe for every video,magazine spread and every quote that comes out of her mouth she wants to get mad because the public talks crap about the obvious that she’s so insecure she keeps trying to be someone else .Christina needs to get real and stop getting mad she could start trying to be real for once stop having such a hateful attitude herself on t.v. and coming off so fake, fake laugh,fake look is their nothing real about her? ooh yeah just her singing so now she could really get mad since someone out there will tell her the truth.

  49. Charistina Aguilera Cleavage Red Hair
    Belial
    Commented on this photo:

    Camel toe!

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