Christina Aguilera Knows That Drinking Is Bad For The Baby, Right?

Oh, I see how it is. I take a break from the dick jokes to try and save a two-year-old fetus and suddenly I’m the bad guy here. Well, excuuuse me, Princess.

[Ed. Note: I’m trying this new thing where I randomly reference old 80s shows in the hopes I’ll start getting laid by chicks way out of my league like Seth MacFarlane. A dragon-woman hasn’t touched my penis yet, but it’s still early. It’s still early. – SW]

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