Because this won’t make her look guilty, Christina Aguilera agreed to an interview for the latest issue of People where she defended her divorce from Jordan Bratman, who apparently didn’t talk to her enough on the phone or whatever rationale she’s using:
“Things were so unhealthy and unhappy for both Jordan and me, I knew I had to end it,” the Burlesque star, 29, tells PEOPLE in an exclusive interview. “I really didn’t want to hurt Jordan, and I felt torn about splitting our family up. … When you’re unhappy in your marriage, your children are the ones who suffer.”
… Since filing for divorce, Aguilera has been out in Los Angeles and New York City with a new man, Matthew Rutler, a set assistant on Burlesque.
“He’s the kind of person you could spend hours with on the phone talking to and all of a sudden it’s daylight,” she says.
I love how all Christina Aguilera had to do was say, “I woke up married to Jordan Bratman,” and not a single one of us would’ve judged her. Instead, she paraded out a bunch of excuses about doing what’s best for her kid, not hurting Jordan, yadda yadda yadda and then started in on portraying Matthew Rutler as the second coming of Robert Pattinson to justify him knocking her up while she was still married. So, now, she looks like a cheating whore trying to rationalize her whorery when, again, all she had to do was say she was tired of a husband who kept digging in the neighbor’s garden. Or, you know, not give an interview in the first place. But, hey, sometimes it’s fun to lie yourself in print. Right, huge penis that I have?
Right.
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women always have excuses.
He clearly has been hurt, although some may say that he’s made a mountain out of a mole hill.
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Are those the blue veins I know and love?
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“He’s the kind of person you could spend hours with on the phone talking to and all of a sudden it’s daylight”
Daylight is the enemy of the mole people and her comments are another stab at Hans Moleman’s heart.
Men are not the only ones to sometimes get way bored in a marriage.
I guess Mr Bratman’s complex burrowing games just weren’t enough to keep her amused.
Oh my god. It is said when a marriage breaks up, but the fucking “burrowing” comments are KILLING me! LMFAO!!!
Yes, good writing FISH. I almost want to say the GW is subbing for you.
Her makeup makes her look like Mickey Rourke in drag.
He must eat pussy really well…because other then that I DON’T see ANYTHING attractive about this dude…
I believe you nailed it!
Whore. Nice jugs though…
Old and Fat AND married is no way to go through life.
I’ve never seen this chick NOT look like she had makeup applied with a heavy nap paint roller.
I assume that underneath all that makeup, she has the skin of edward james olmos.
HA nice “Sunny” reference
i would wreck those stupid boobs.
gotta love how she leaves out the fact that she was already banging a new guy before she filed.
I’ve never understood the public perception of these two at all. He’s not that bad looking at all – esp. in the other pictures where he’s a little more groomed. He’s certainly on par with her ugly ass face. Unless I’m missing some generally known shit about his personality, I just don’t get this at all. This so clearly was a baby hunt from the start. Get married, get baby, get out.
The guy is butt ugly. Unless you like this kind of hideousness. That is one ugly goofy looking face. Anyone that looks like that should not be have sex, much less reproducing such a morphological travesty.
No offense.
That’s why the only trim most Jewish guys get is from equally repulsive Jewish “women”
I’m with juniper. Christina is the ugliest major star around nowadays. Her face in its natural state is fucking ugly beyond belief, and her pathetic attempts to improve things with whore spackle, bleaching her hair to translucency and tittying herself to relevance add up to a giant fail. Add to that her terrible arrogance and off-putting personality, and she seems like a pity fuck for any guy.
You mean Khazar women. Jewish is a cult not a race. Hebrews. They were the ones living in a country called Israel. The Khazars are not the people from the Bible just as Christians today weren’t.
Just sayin’.
She is/has always been/will always be an unsalted butter face. Yes, even in the “Genie” days- YES, even in the “Dirrty” days. This girl was always a Sears catalog model the day after the shoot. Shiny and bowl-legged. I’ve always been curious where her arrogance comes from… must be from other mole-men telling her she’s hot all the time.
she’s such a desperate slut, what did she think that his face would change after a few years?
Whorery?
I love it when you abuse the language, Fish.
Somebody needs to tell him to keep his chin up.
well, THAT’S a lost cause.
I am pretty sure divorce hurts kids more than staying together does. When looking at my friends (between those whose parents got divorced asap vs those who did after the kid moved out) it was the ones who were growing up that suffered the most from the divorce.
well, i think you’d be wrong on that one, there. my parents stayed together for the kids, and we used to pray nightly that they’d just get a divorce already. living in that kind of angry, hostile, tense, unhappy environment is tortuous for children — who usually blame themselves for all of it — and demonstrating the myriad ways in which a marriage can suck on a day-to-day basis (when it’s over the in hearts of man and/or wife) is simply teaching kids that relationships have to be horrible and painful, and the only ones that “work” are those that don’t work. there’s not enough therapy in the world to erase the lessons you learn in that particular situation.
yeah my parents did too and so did my wife’s. and so do we. but my kids said they dread us divorcing so i guess its case by case. unless there’s a serious physical threat then id err on the side of stats that show kids from broken homes have it rough too but with half the support. oh yeah and take fuckin responsibility for creating a family.
called bein a man
Far too many people think it’s ok to just be miserable and unhappy in their lives and relationships. As a girl who is thankful that her parents divorced, I can tell you that no physical threat is not an excuse; mental and emotional discontent is still harmful to children and families. It disgusts me when people try to justify staying together, when they know darn good and well that they are miserable.
My parents divorced when I was 17 and they were able to fix the problems in their lives while they were apart. Four years later they reconciled and were remarried. So don’t anyone tell me that divorce is a bad thing. You cannot work on your personal problems if you’re in a relationship that feeds off those problems, and especially when you’re making excuses to string the relationship out for the sake of others.
FML LMAO. You and I, Superficial Writer, are long lost soul mates. Our senses of humor – identical. Will you marry me?
Definitely a lot more “boring” in this marriage than most, ya dig?
Since Christinia is making her acting debut in a documentary about whores, does that mean we can expect to soon see Jordan Bratman starring in a proposed Brad Pitt movie about the Chilean miners?
The whole episode just highlights how ignorant and self important she is. I saw an interview with her a few days ago for that fiasco she calls a movie; she is clearly an idiot. Probably exploited by her parents, so she is undereducated.
Hey Bratman, if the palimony suit didn’t work out I would advise you to copyright the following quote.
She sickens me.
All I ever think of when I see X-tina is an interview she did around when Britney got married. She comments that Britney’s career is over and that Britney should never had gotten married….
I’d like to present to the court exhibit A: She eventually marries an ugly hamster looking guy (probably because he knocked her up and she didn’t want to look like a SUPER WHORE) to eventually leave him 2 or so years later? WOW…talk about irony
I thought moles were nocturnal. So what was the problem? He wanted to burrow instead of talk?
He looks pissed
good girl christina. i’m sure beastiality is illegal in your state anyway
“He’s the kind of person you could spend hours with on the phone talking to and all of a sudden it’s daylight”
So he’s GAY is what you’re telling us. Which I guess makes alot of sense, seeing that you were whoring around with that Sam beast for the past several months.
Hey Bratman? If the palimony suit didn’t work out I would advise you to copyright the following quote: “He’s the kind of person that you can spend hours on the phone to and all of a sudden its daylight”. No need to thank me buddy. Its on the house…
Maybe she’s really into snorting lines and talking on the phone?
that son of a bitch.
Didn’t I read somewhere that Jordan might be the father? So she got pregnant with “break-up sex”?
Damn. That would suck.
Fish, any plans on having another Superficial Banner Girl contest?
I mean, Christmas IS right around the corner. Isn’t it the season of giving?
You sir, are a genius and a philanthropist!
Not only that, but a true American that thinks of others needs, especially in these difficult times. Bravo, and a merry Christmas.
Defend her divorce? Why would she have to do that? She can’t stand him, he can’t stand her. End of story.
She used to bang any producer around, google fucks for tracks. bratman was the one who would marry her.
psssst: JUST TWO SICKMAKING AMERICANS, folks!!
First, we still don’t know if she actually is pregnant and second, how do you know this guy is the father? Or are all of you hoping he is so it gives you an excuse to call her a whore?
Fucking double standards.
Men leave there wives for their knocked up side pieces ALL of the time. Like recently Swizz Beatz and Alecia Keys. She fucking tore that marriage apart and no one seems to care. In my opinion, you are all taking out whatever issues you have with women on Christina and basically every chick on this site. Very pathetic and scary.
I don’t understand why she is so defensive. It’s clear she started seeing Matt Rutler while she was married to Bratman, so why bother with these excuses which make her look all the more guilty? Why not just keep quiet, like her soon to be ex-husband is doing? If she wants Rutler, let her have him although rumours are he is using her to promote his band.
Perhaps her career would actually be going somewhere if she could maybe not incessantly think about getting boned 24/7. She’s like an overheated 16 year old, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex. She should see a doctor or a shrink, maybe she’d benefit from some help.
my theory: Ms. Aguilera feels upstaged by Lady Gaga