BREAKING: Christina Aguilera’s Breasts Were At Some Place Somewhere

September 19th, 2013 // 6 Comments

You were probably wondering how I’d manage to top such groundbreaking news as January Jones: Shitty Mom or British Person In A Bikini, and the answer is simple: Tits. Celebrity tits. Particularly Christina Aguilera‘s which were on The Tonight Show last night because NBC is an incestuous whore-muffin. (Not to be confused with The Kardashians who are more like whore-scones that double as urinal cakes. There’s a science to it.)

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  1. cc

    With a face like that, you’d better have nice tits.

  2. Christina Aguilera Cleavage Skinny Spandex Minidress The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
    joe
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    Tyler Durden must be making a lot of soap.

  3. Christina Aguilera Cleavage Skinny Spandex Minidress The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
    Hugh Jass
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    Say hello to my little friends

  4. Christina Aguilera Cleavage Skinny Spandex Minidress The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
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    “I have nothing interesting to say. Please stare at my tits.”

  5. Christina Aguilera Cleavage Skinny Spandex Minidress The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
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    Jay’s chin is sporting a wicked moose knuckle these days.

  6. Kodos

    “Whore-Scones”??

    Unusually insightful of you, Sir Fish.

    Well done.

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