BREAKING: Christina Aguilera’s Breasts Were At Some Place Somewhere

The Superficial | September 19, 2013 - 12:40 pm

You were probably wondering how I’d manage to top such groundbreaking news as January Jones: Shitty Mom or British Person In A Bikini, and the answer is simple: Tits. Celebrity tits. Particularly Christina Aguilera’s which were on The Tonight Show last night because NBC is an incestuous whore-muffin. (Not to be confused with The Kardashians who are more like whore-scones that double as urinal cakes. There’s a science to it.)

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