It’s That Real Christina Aguilera Everyone’s Talking About
Last week, Christina Aguilera kicked up some Internet by posing topless in her bathroom to show everyone the “real” her which, as you can see, looks exactly like this pic of her at Apollo In The Hamptons. I don’t know how you even tell the two apart. More importantly, this picture of Christina Aguilera’s breasts happened which was really the whole reason for this post. She can tell people she’s a dragon for all I care. Just don’t put mirrors in dead people’s eyes while you’re naked- you know what? Go ahead and do that, too. Ignore me.