Christina Aguilera Can Fit Into Jeans? There’s No Way That’s Right

The Superficial / November 6, 2012

Christina Aguilera almost exclusively wears stretchy pants or a form-hugging dress (both commando), except here she is actually wearing jeans while promoting The Voice last night. So if everyone could maybe shut up about elections and malfunctioning voter machines, let’s focus on how the hell something like this evens happen and who stands to gain the most from it. Now my gut tells me voodoo, but my heart says she secretly poaches whales with Kim Kardashian so they can harvest the flubber to fit into tight outfits. And sometimes just for a snack.

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News