Christina Aguilera Might Have Butt Implants

Here’s Christina Aguilera at the two year anniversary of Hakkasan in Vegas where the Internet believes she showed off new butt implants. A theory that I have no idea how to prove or disprove because I know next to nothing about the female body, let alone how to even start one. – Is there a handle I’m not jiggling? Tell me what to jiggle! – But what I will do is milk this almost definitely made-up bullshit for SEO, so people will click on photos of Christina Aguilera’s breasts. Think of me as lighthouse in a storm, gently guiding your ship to shore until you realize way too late that I ran you right into the rocks so I can rob your corpse for clicks. It’s almost romantic.

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