Christina Aguilera Was At The Am- JESUS CHRIST!

November 19th, 2012 // 177 Comments

In case you were wondering just how large Christina Aguilera‘s ass is getting, here it is at the American Music Awards last night before it tried to blow up the rebel base on Yavin IV. It also performed, but somehow looked noticeably smaller which means they either brought in those mirrors David Copperfield used to make the Statue of Liberty disappear, or Christina Aguilera can do that thing where you stick your thumb in your mouth and blow really hard to make your ass fill up like a balloon. I bet it’s that.

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    me
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    I bet that thing has more craters than the moon!

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    Chunknorris
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    I think I know what those tats on her arm say, it’s either “Left Hemisphere, Right Hemisphere” or “WARNING When putting on dress watch for gravity wells and small orbiting planets!” I’m betting the latter.

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    Timothy
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    Lord what a difference a year makes…

  4. Christina Aguilera Cleavage 40th American Music Awards
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    She looks like she’s smuggling Peter Dinklage.

  5. Allan Davis

    I remember when she ould sing the National Anthem at the Cic Arena in Pittsburgh at Penguin games. She was a tiny little girl. I would like to have a cut glass replica of that posterior. I would fill it with jelly beans and run a guess how many contest. Don’t laugh….they did it with Rosey O’Donnels head at a car dealer.

  6. How big is it? She rides a Harley with no seat. If she sat on your head, you wouldn;T be able to hear the stereo.

  7. Biggie fries. Big Mac. A gyny nightmare.

  8. I am a sick person.

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    electrcguy
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    she must be dating kanye west

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    KatieG
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    Worst angle ever.

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    lad
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    i do believe they had to piece that dress

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    Mary
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    Wow

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    STAN
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    Christina, you should just start a new line of “MOO-MOO’S”.

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    AHW
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    When did they revive bustles?

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    freakydeacon
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    You’re also talking about the difference between a 14 year old girl and a grown woman. I promise your girlfreind is fatter than her. She weighs like, 115 pounds, tops.

    • tao

      Are you saying Christina only weighs 115 now? You have gotta be kidding me. She was much more than that.

      Also, Christina wasn’t 14 in that picture. She was 18 when Genie in a Bottle became a success and her career got going.

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    MFer
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    “A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.”

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    Bree
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    Breaking News: River Phoenix isn’t dead. He’s just been hiding behind Christina for safety.

  18. Christina Aguilera Cleavage 40th American Music Awards
    Bree
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    On Dec. 21st, if your bomb shelter fails, have no fear. You can always take up shelter underneath Christina’s lower back fat.

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    Beast
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    Snooki’s BIGGER sister

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    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/01/aunt-340_183.jpg[/img]

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    I adore Pitbull. DALE!

  22. Christina Aguilera Cleavage 40th American Music Awards
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    I love Pitbull! It’s his planet, he just lets us live on it.

  23. Christina Aguilera Cleavage 40th American Music Awards
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    omg wtf had happened to her?????

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    hal85
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    All I can think is HOLY SHIT!

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    areliuga
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    asstastic

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    anti fork anti spork
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    PUT DOWN THE FORK YOU FAT ASS BITCH, i use to think you were hot :(

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    Jess
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    what the heck is this, eeew disgusting.

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    electrcguy
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    is that the fabled centaur?

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    Fred
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    Christina is too big to fail!

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    Bob Smalley
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    Look closely. There are two small planets orbiting her butt.

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    Shanequa Johnson
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    Her but is pregnant.

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    Walt
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    She’s hiding my barrel of $11 million dollars. Leave her alone.

  33. Christina Aguilera Cleavage 40th American Music Awards
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    well, she doesm need something to distract the attention from her shading. Man, that face is painted like the war is coming

  34. Christina Aguilera Cleavage 40th American Music Awards
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    Terribly obvious photoshop….she’s three times the size of the shadow behind her.

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