In case you were wondering just how large Christina Aguilera‘s ass is getting, here it is at the American Music Awards last night before it tried to blow up the rebel base on Yavin IV. It also performed, but somehow looked noticeably smaller which means they either brought in those mirrors David Copperfield used to make the Statue of Liberty disappear, or Christina Aguilera can do that thing where you stick your thumb in your mouth and blow really hard to make your ass fill up like a balloon. I bet it’s that.
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I bet that thing has more craters than the moon!
“That’s not a moon…”
I think I know what those tats on her arm say, it’s either “Left Hemisphere, Right Hemisphere” or “WARNING When putting on dress watch for gravity wells and small orbiting planets!” I’m betting the latter.
Lord what a difference a year makes…
She looks like she’s smuggling Peter Dinklage.
I remember when she ould sing the National Anthem at the Cic Arena in Pittsburgh at Penguin games. She was a tiny little girl. I would like to have a cut glass replica of that posterior. I would fill it with jelly beans and run a guess how many contest. Don’t laugh….they did it with Rosey O’Donnels head at a car dealer.
How big is it? She rides a Harley with no seat. If she sat on your head, you wouldn;T be able to hear the stereo.
Biggie fries. Big Mac. A gyny nightmare.
I am a sick person.
she must be dating kanye west
Worst angle ever.
i do believe they had to piece that dress
Wow
Christina, you should just start a new line of “MOO-MOO’S”.
When did they revive bustles?
You’re also talking about the difference between a 14 year old girl and a grown woman. I promise your girlfreind is fatter than her. She weighs like, 115 pounds, tops.
Are you saying Christina only weighs 115 now? You have gotta be kidding me. She was much more than that.
Also, Christina wasn’t 14 in that picture. She was 18 when Genie in a Bottle became a success and her career got going.
“A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.”
Breaking News: River Phoenix isn’t dead. He’s just been hiding behind Christina for safety.
On Dec. 21st, if your bomb shelter fails, have no fear. You can always take up shelter underneath Christina’s lower back fat.
Snooki’s BIGGER sister
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Awesome resemblance, but the robot may be a tad more attractive. Plus I’m sure it would smell way better than Christina’s sweaty fat rolls.
I adore Pitbull. DALE!
I love Pitbull! It’s his planet, he just lets us live on it.
omg wtf had happened to her?????
All I can think is HOLY SHIT!
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