Christina Aguilera Was At The Am- JESUS CHRIST!

November 19th, 2012 // 177 Comments

In case you were wondering just how large Christina Aguilera‘s ass is getting, here it is at the American Music Awards last night before it tried to blow up the rebel base on Yavin IV. It also performed, but somehow looked noticeably smaller which means they either brought in those mirrors David Copperfield used to make the Statue of Liberty disappear, or Christina Aguilera can do that thing where you stick your thumb in your mouth and blow really hard to make your ass fill up like a balloon. I bet it’s that.

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    She’s got more junk in her trunk than Season 3 of Hoarders

  2. Christina Aguilera Cleavage 40th American Music Awards
    RichPort
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    She used to sing like a fat girl, so I guess this just makes sense…

  3. The Royal Penis

    BAM!

    Yea, you know you wanna get all up in that. Just don’t plan on finding a way out.

  4. Christina Aguilera Cleavage 40th American Music Awards
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    We should all celebrate the fact that trannies around the world can look at themselves in the mirror and say: “you know what? I do look like a real woman.”

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    Geny
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    I can’t see Kermit in any of these photos… are they divorced or something like that?! They formed a so cute couple :(

  6. Christina Aguilera Cleavage 40th American Music Awards
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    The model ‘X’ fembot was scrapped after it firstly failed to convince anyone it was a real woman, and secondly failed to successfully walk through a standard-width door.

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    Sir Mix-A-Lot
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    I like big butts…and I can not lie…

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    HooHa
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    Is it just me or does it look like they had to add a bunch of fabric to the back of that dress just to make it shut?

  9. Christina Aguilera Cleavage 40th American Music Awards
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    Dibs on leather clad hottie in the back!

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    Humunah
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    This year Snooki went as Christina Aquilera for Halloween

  11. Schweddy Snatch

    I see “wierd angles and shadows” have struck again!

  12. You could easily fit a bottle in that genie.

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    Carla
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    FUCK DAMN WTF — yeah what Fish said HOLY MIERDA o_0

  14. Christina Aguilera Cleavage 40th American Music Awards
    Brett Ratner's sweaty ass hair
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    A duet with Paul Shaffer?

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    Phoenix
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    Drag queen behind her.

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    Phoenix
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    Nice mesh shirt, douche.

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    Phoenix
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    She’s showing off the hydraulic shock absorbers in the heels.

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    Phoenix
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    I think she’s actually oinking in this shot.

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    Phoenix
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    “Ooh. Ow mush fir zis one? She very healthy.”

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    Milkman
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    Spanx-splosion!

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    Qmak
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    Press corps: “Who are you wearing Christina?”

    “The Chateau Marmont. The drapes from my room specifically. Kirstie Alley says purple and white is very slimming.”

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    Brandylyn
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    genie in a bottle? get that bish a bucket!

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    JJ
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    I literally laughed out loud and thought “surely you photo shopped a mac truck on her back side, is that thing for real?”

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    Qmak
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    Press corps: “Who are you wearing Christina?”

    “The Chateau Marmont. The drapes from my room specifically. Kirstie Alley says purple and white is very slimming.”

  25. Carl Spackler

    Latin name – Blimpus Maximus

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    holy fuck, i didnt see her from this angle. my god!!!!

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    cagster
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    “love garlic” ?? I guess she’s really into French food.

  28. If she farts no one is getting into the awards.

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    anonym
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    What the fuck happened here?

    she’s built like a black woman here

  30. Amzingg

    Who f*n cares! What a bunch of aholes.

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    Kim Kardashian
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    I better not hear anymore SHIT about my huge ass…obviously Christian…wait…MOOOOOOOO!!!

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    What... What
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    Humongous!
    XXXXL
    SHE used to be attractive… Done deal…. NEXT…

  33. Christina Aguilera Cleavage 40th American Music Awards
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    I think he is has been confused into stupidity by how she got her ass into that outfit.

  34. cc

    So, which NFL team has the weakest defensive line this year? I’ve got a great idea for them.

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    Alexis
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    This is what happens when the Lollipop Guild goes metal.

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    The Electrician
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    What is wrong with her arms???? Is she morphing into a Komodo dragon??? She looks so …scaly.

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    Mickey01232000
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    That dress should have Goodyear written on the side of it!

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    I’ve heard of junk in the trunk, but that’s the whole damn JUNKYARD!!!!

  39. Christina Aguilera Cleavage 40th American Music Awards
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    At this rate in about 5 months she’ll be Snooki Thick.

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    Lizard
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    I swear to God, I looked at the picture before I read the headline, and I thought it was Lady Gaga in some goofy costume.

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    Bionic_Crouton
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    She obviously took the Twinkies shortage as a personal challenge.

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    cc
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    Christina Aguilera is playing the front of the horse, who is playing the back?

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    cc
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    They’re candy wrappers.

  44. Christina Aguilera Cleavage 40th American Music Awards
    cc
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    See how her gravitational pull is sucking that girls hair in?

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    Amanda
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    She reminds me of that psychic Sylvia Browne lol looks exactly like her here. What happened?!

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    Megan
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    A centaur!!

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    pepe
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    is this real life?

  48. argleblargle

    Any day now, a second pair of legs is gonna sprout out that ass… and thats how centaurs are made.

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    Come on people, I can’t be the only one that knew she would eventually morph into Aretha Franklin

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    Stewie
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    Is that a real picture and not some sort of photoshop!!!!

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