In case you were wondering just how large Christina Aguilera‘s ass is getting, here it is at the American Music Awards last night before it tried to blow up the rebel base on Yavin IV. It also performed, but somehow looked noticeably smaller which means they either brought in those mirrors David Copperfield used to make the Statue of Liberty disappear, or Christina Aguilera can do that thing where you stick your thumb in your mouth and blow really hard to make your ass fill up like a balloon. I bet it’s that.
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And in true Titanic style, she then bumped into the ice sculpture and went down hard.
In true Willy Wonka style, she’s become a blueberry.
In true Dane Cook style, your joke was not funny.
At least I did not steal my joke.
Yeah it was funny. Dumb ass!
Looks like someone has FINALLY released the Kraken. * running for cover *
I know the Latinos are growing their political power, but damn! She’s got her own Congressional district?
Huge…tracts of land!
Do you live in a bloody SWAMP??
congrASSional
So much glitter, but I can still see that ass.
I mean.. really???
Check mate, Kim Kardashian.
And Christina’s is real !
Real fake.
Actually I think she eat Kim Kardashian… Well… on 2nd thaughts… I think she ate the whole Kardashian clan
And Kim Kardashian said “oh no you di’int”.
Has to be photoshop but just in case it’s not. How does this work? Kim Kardashian passes on the “World’s Largest Ass” trophy to Christina or she gets a new one?
I’d want a new one, because you know Kanye has been doing gross things to the old one.
Guess she couldn’t get a ticket for her boyfriend, lucky for him she was able to sneak him in
Nice :) Made me laugh.
She does this same trick at the drive-in, and doesn’t even need a car.
HOLY COW!!
She is definitely sacred in India now.
You know, I get the whole “being edgy” thing in being an entertainer, blah blah blah….but what in the fuck is this guy trying to do here?
Did he take 4 hits of acid and then go wild in a Hot Topics store after Uncle Larry fondled him?
His day job is hiding under a bridge and asking riddles
It’s rare to see a troll in real life. He basically just follows Christina around all day shouting “MOOOOOOOOO.”
LOL!
Sweet Jesus! You could put a tray on that thing and serve tea!
If she’s wearing denim we’ll serve burgers.
Uhh.. im seriously doubting getting the genie to fit into the bottle scenario.
You’d have to use all three wishes to accomplish that.
She needs to lay off the contouring makeup, it’s not working anyways
She needs to lay off the makeup period. I could play tic tac toe on her face with my fingernails.
It looks like the people who paint six-pack abs on guys do her cheekbones.
“Kardashian, your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Brown Side.”
For some reason I’m reminded of Robert Downey Jr in Tropic Thunder…
Orrrr, because that first photo is clearly ‘shopped.
Is it possible to swallow a medicine ball during a workout?
what??… that is photoshop!!!!!
this is more realistic. that other picture has to be photoshopped.
The photographers that shoot these events don’t have the time to Photoshop things. They shoot and then upload them as fast as possible so that Fish can buy them and we can weigh in (haw haw).
Is that a pop star or a centaur?
Arr, ‘Tis no woman. ‘Tis a remorseless eatin’ machine!
Didn’t she sing “Not Myself Tonight”?
seriously, what would shipping cost on a blow-up doll this size?
burnt cheeks and white underam ( her right underarm.)
Holy shit, that ass is disgustingly huge, but I’m black so I can’t look away. It’s calling out to me.
Before any of you talk about how she’s still beautiful or isn’t fat, here’s a prior picture for reference.
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Tbh, I think that she is too skinny there- but she is too big now. Somewhere inbetween she was perfect, but I think she was busy being a mom or something so we never saw it.
I think she’s too busy hitting the bottle. She’s got an army of assistants to help her do whatever she has to do. I bet she has at least two nannies.
It’s not just the fat. She’s really out of shape also. It looks like she never works out. She’s just a blob. Even her fake tits look like they would hang down to her belly button.
She used to look so good in the past. And now… it’s not even because of the weight gain… it’s her hair and ridiculous make up.
Is going “balls deep” even possible? Christina, you are my Mt. Everest. “I have a dreeeeam…”
I was flipping through channels and caught her performance and it took me a couple of minutes before I realized who it was. At first I thought Queen Latifa had gone through a bleaching and gained all her weight back.
Robots wasn’t a great movie, but it was sure as hell the first thing that came to mind when seeing this picture. Those who have seen it will know what I’m talking about.
On second thought, she may got a mini fridge back there storing twinkies.
For the up and coming hostess shortages?
And why do her hands look like she just finished up adjusting the valves on her car?
Great comment
This looks about right for Rottweiler or whatever the fuck this douche’s name is.
Guess that Maxim cover of hers is a true collector’s item now…
DAYUM!
instead of sitting in a chair being a judge on that show shes on, i suggest judging while on a treadmill.
Moments after this picture was taken she turned her bill around to the front again.
So when she said “in a bottle” she actually meant “in a Burger King”
Is she trying to become the next Aretha Franklin, who needs FAA clearance before she heads out the door? This was at one time a pretty tiny girl..not anymore..
That’s not confetti, it the 100th diet plan she’s torn up and tossed in the air.
Next, Luke Skywalker will ride her before she’s killed by a Wampa.
Impressive…but the K klan still dominates this category.
“Impressive…most impressive…but you’re not a Kardashian yet!” ::queefs a whole pumpkin pie::
(I just grossed myself out)
Holy Fat ass! She wants to be the white Aretha.
The other picture was crazy! She’s really not that big, it’s just that everyone else in Hollywood is skin and bones.
You’re a hypocrite. She is big of course. Hell she is huge! People like you do not like to call fat people fat. No wonder a lot of Americans are obese. Cos people like you doesn’t think THIS is not that big.
The grammar in that last sentence gave me a migraine.
The problem is she’s short. When you’re short if you gain 5 pounds it looks like 20. It sucks but she should really get on that shit.
Confused about the dancer’s gender here.
Remember: They’re edgy.
Omg! Its bigger than all of the Kardashian asses is put together!
channeling urethra franklin
Didn’t she once say that Britney’s career was over because she had gotten fat?
Holy shit, there is no way this is real, is it? That is an Oprah sized ass. What happened to my little genie in a bottle? sob
I still give the girl a lot of credit because she does have an actual great voice, but at some point she has to realize she isn’t making a statement anymore, she is just slowly killing herself. Sure, she is talented enough to survive in the entertainment industry without sex appeal, but talent isn’t going to unclog your arteries and help you survive a heart attack.
Now you tell me.
Well I guess this explains her rant regarding “buttfuck people” from a couple weeks ago.
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