Christina Aguilera Sings Until Somebody Menstruates. Mostly Her.

January 30th, 2012 // 151 Comments

“A whooa-oooaa-whoooaaa why don’t you ever have an opinion about curtains, you assho-ooh-whoo-ole!”

Christina Aguilera performed at Etta James’ memorial service Saturday night and honored the late singer in the classiest way possible if classy means flashing your tits and letting menstrual blood slowly trickle down your leg because you’re a witch hellbent on waving your devilry in our faces. (We get it, you’re unclean. Now spare the harvest, wench of Lucifer!) That said, her people are already trying to spin it as fake tanner, so I probably shouldn’t jump to conclusions like this new one I’ve already moved onto: She’s going into labor! Quick, get the forceps in case it’s another mole-child and tries to use its birth claw to burrow out. Protect the breasts!

Photos: Getty, Splash News

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  1. Why would she squirt the spray tan stuff all the way up? Was she planning to take her skirt off to honor the deceased?

  2. Christina Aguilera Blood Leg Etta James Tribute
    Beth
    Commented on this photo:

    While I wish it was blood (helluva story), it really looks like fake tanner. It doesn’t look like period-blood at all. But, with that white-ass hair, she shouldn’t be going so dark with her skin. It’s way too Anna Nicole Smith. Somebody please, get this she-man a stylist.

  3. tom

    She hasn’t aged well. And now she’s wearing grandma outfit.

  4. Jon

    I’m offended by all the camera phones at that memorial service. Show some respect, people.

    Christina showed true class by continuing her tribute to Etta James despite the possibility of personal embarrassment.

  5. Loose Bowels

    Did anyone take into consideration that maybe there was a Taco Bell buffet at the funeral??? This could explain several things…..

  6. timmy

    This woman is such a train wreck. Had a great voice. Too bad she is dumb as fuck. She and Britney Spears are flip sides of the same coin. The difference is Aguilera actually has talent. They are both sub-moronic however.

  7. Laura V

    I didn’t see any blood. :/ jerks

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    Angie
    Commented on this photo:

    Has she never heard of Spanx? There’s no reason for her to be this lumpy. I get the feeling she’s been avoiding mirrors for the last 18 months.

  9. Mando

    I use fake tan in a bottle; gotta use it the right way.

  10. Christina Aguilera Blood Leg Etta James Tribute
    The O
    Commented on this photo:

    Giving her best “Heil! Hitler” yet made her wet and a little weak at the knees.

  11. soma

    her vagina is crying.

  12. Kyle

    Oh please, this was clearly written by a mindless twat or a Beyonce fan. Just because Beyonce wasn’t invited to sing doesn’t mean you can sit behind a computer screen and bash a perfectly good tribute. The stuff on her leg is embarrassing, but has gone virtually unnoticed in the media….except this pathetic excuse for a website.

  13. Guest

    She needs a man-pon!

  14. Christina Aguilera Blood Leg Etta James Tribute
    Lambda
    Commented on this photo:

    From a fellow creature that bleeds for a week and doesn’t die, that ain’t blood.

  15. Christina Aguilera

    I sharted

  16. Jude

    I think she sounded great. Such a shame that most people sit in their little worlds all safe and sound and point fingers at others.

  17. cc

    I agree with the theory that she is about to give birth, however, in her case her water doesn’t break, her Mazola does.

  18. Good Luck Charlie

    Why is she dressed like the Church Lady?

  19. Maryjane

    Seriously why do people think that is fake tan!! If she had fake tan on and started sweating profusely like that, why only directly from between her legs? Not anywhere else, like further down her leg or her face. And anyone with halfa brain would KNOW, sweat would leave a LIGHT strip if it was indeed sweat! As in it would remove the tan. Not a big brown trail. Coming from her vagina. Christina Raguilera – What is she a stranger to her own body or something?

  20. The Royal Penis

    Yodeling cow, awesome.

  21. Christina Aguilera Blood Leg Etta James Tribute
    Mia
    Commented on this photo:

    Ya sure it was self tanner. I never saw a woman drip ‘sweat’ from her thighs especially since she didn’t look hot or sweaty. At the end of the video she rubs her leg against the ‘streaked’ leg. She obviously knew she sprung a leak. Those high notes strained it out of her. She sounds like an old blowser.

  22. Lina

    I see very very smart and life important comments here… i am so proud of you people that you so shallow and wishing good to everybody… So what… It did happened… Remember Fergie or others…. or something maybe about yourself embarrassing in public… I had! DID YOU ACTUALLY HERD HER VOICE???

  23. jess

    Her Santorum is leaking.

  24. Christina Aguilera Blood Leg Etta James Tribute
    cp3
    Commented on this photo:

    “If you’re lost, you can look, and you will find maaayyy, time after time.”

  25. B L Zebubba

    She makes an excuse of Etta James’s death to use her memorial service to take the spotlight off of Ms. James, show off in her usual melodramatic way and put it on herself, with boobs exposed and poo-juice flowing – pretty disgraceful; it’s a good thing she wore a cross, for otherwise I’d've thought she was a barbarian – thanks for clearing that up, Christina. You’re remain in where Ms. James escaped from: wasted talent.

  26. bigalkie

    XTINA is reduced to lip synching covers. She is seen here mouthing the words of the Weird Al classic ” I’m Fat”.

  27. Albie

    Um, it’s menstrual blood. Watch the video, she closes her legs at one point to stop the leaking. If it was tanner, why would it coincidentally START at the very top of both legs and leak down? Calves sweat too.

  28. Christina Aguilera Blood Leg Etta James Tribute
    Commented on this photo:

    What the hell happened to the pretty girl from Pittsburgh? She is a frigging cow! I hate to say this but Brittany Spears wins!

  29. tlmck

    Looks to me to be more like scratches she got when the cow jumped the barbed wire fence while escaping.

  30. Christina Aguilera Blood Leg Etta James Tribute
    Pewpsock
    Commented on this photo:

    Never. Trust. A. Fart.

  31. mrsmass

    possibly the worst song ever.

  32. Christina Aguilera Blood Leg Etta James Tribute
    Funeral Poop
    Commented on this photo:

    SHE SHIT ON STAGE AT A FUNERAL. SHE SHIT ON STAGE AT A FUNERAL.
    FOR THOSE OF YOU JUST WAKING UP FROM MASS HYSTERIA.

    CHRISTINA AGUILERA SHIT ON STAGE AT A FUNERAL.

    Capslock is cruise control for cool.

  33. Christina Aguilera Blood Leg Etta James Tribute
    fred
    Commented on this photo:

    Maybe she just hit the brown note.

  34. Wow. Really puts a new spin on “one for my homies”, doesn’t it?

  35. Christina Aguilera Blood Leg Etta James Tribute
    idabedabear
    Commented on this photo:

    definitely period blood in these pics

  36. Josue

    Love her, she’s a fierce bitch. She better werk!

    haters gonna hate.

  37. Christina Aguilera Blood Leg Etta James Tribute
    Commented on this photo:

    Something goes down her leg? did anyone mention it?

  38. Christina Aguilera Blood Leg Etta James Tribute
    Commented on this photo:

    i LIKE WHAT i SEE

  39. Christina Aguilera Blood Leg Etta James Tribute
    Curvy Girl
    Commented on this photo:

    I think she looks great. She doesn’t have a big fat belly she just curvy, That’s the problem with everyone. Shes a grown woman not a freakin 16yr girl. Wow I’m so sick of people saying that grown women are suppose to look like a freakin stick… Get a life and eat a darn sandwich…

  40. Christina Aguilera Blood Leg Etta James Tribute
    noodle
    Commented on this photo:

    oh, the things i could photoshop into this picture. in front….behind….holy shit!

  41. Christina Aguilera Blood Leg Etta James Tribute
    Suki
    Commented on this photo:

    The cross necklace with the boobs/cleavage hanging out is NOT hot! Shows ignorance and lack of respect during a memorial for a very god loving woman.

  42. Christina Aguilera Blood Leg Etta James Tribute
    Me
    Commented on this photo:

    The cross necklace with the boobs/cleavage hanging out is NOT hot! Shows ignorance and lack of respect during a memorial for a very god loving woman.

  43. Christina Aguilera Blood Leg Etta James Tribute
    Donna
    Commented on this photo:

    Does she even know how trashy she looks? My GOD, cover your boobs and get rid of whatever you were wearing on the last show!

  44. Christina Aguilera Blood Leg Etta James Tribute
    POO
    Commented on this photo:

    what the??? you cant see half the pictures!

  45. Christina Aguilera Blood Leg Etta James Tribute
    Commented on this photo:

    Among all the socially inept, virginal, unattractive, glib male bloggers..who are sociapaths, Superficial, you’re the best…among socially inept, virginal, unattractive glib male bloggers..who are sociopaths and jealous of famous celebs who can have sex and not have to pay for it. Always keep in mind that ALL women that you condemn as unattractive and gross are not nearly as unattractive, gross and unfu**able AS YO SELF.

  46. Christina Aguilera Blood Leg Etta James Tribute
    Commented on this photo:

    THE SITE ADMINISTRATOR IS A MYSOGINSTIC UN F**KABLE ASS HOLE OR BILL MAHER’S BABY COUSIN ON CRACK.

  47. Christina Aguilera Blood Leg Etta James Tribute
    cyndi
    Commented on this photo:

    I think all of you who thinks christina is fat are all jealous!!! She is what a real woman “Normal Person’ looks like . she has a waist and a big chest and that is not fat,!!! I think all those emaciated hollywood woman look like little boys with no butt.!!! She is far from overweight, maybe all those flat chested stick figures skeletal looking woman are way too thin.!!!!

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