Whatever willpower Christina Aguilera had to buy herself a pair Spanx forged in the fires of Asgard for the premiere of The Voice was apparently tossed out the window immediately after because here she is at the ALMA Awards yesterday looking like she’d be perfect for a sex tape Kanye West used to watch before banging groupies. Although, that’s not really fair because Christina Aguilera actually has talent and it’s a voice like Aretha Franklin so why not the body? Girlfriends be doing it for themselves, hmm-mmm. *snaps fingers* (Don’t ask me what just happened there.)
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“Tonight, we dine in Hellmann’s!”
fat cow
Head down, ass up!
OMG.
Eat something, if you want
With a halfway decent stylist she could totally play up a bombshell persona. Now she just looks like a fat chick in too tight clothes.
She IS a fat chick in too tight clothes. The fatter and tigher, the better.
Is this Jessica Simpson’s evil weight-loss plan? To trasnfer all her fat into this?
I’m waiting for the next Carl’s Jr commercial, where a bikini-clad XXXLTina and Jessica Simpson slo-mo feed each other Double Western Bacon Cheeseburgers whilst sitting in a kiddie pool filled with ranch dressing.
Why is she posing with her back to the paparazzi as though to say, Take pictures of my ass please!
if you’re going to be fat, wear flattering makeup
seriously
adele knows what i mean
why even wear something like that…
Her ass ain’t all that is huge.
Wow, that fat roll climbing over the padding though. Ehhh
dayum
Stop being so damn mean! I bet you are all just sitting there on your fat asses with nothing better to do than put such a beautiful, talented girl down just to make yourselves feel better. So, quit your rude comments, get off your fat asses and exercise if weight gain irritates you this much. Seriously, get a life!
O mam what a bounty bumpy busty beeautiful back bumper!!
cool i love big asses!
I’d like to shoot my load all over those heels!!!
yall must remember that she is not white…so a lil booty she will have but that big never