BREAKING: Christina Aguilera’s Ass Is Huge Now

September 17th, 2012 // 100 Comments
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Whatever willpower Christina Aguilera had to buy herself a pair Spanx forged in the fires of Asgard for the premiere of The Voice was apparently tossed out the window immediately after because here she is at the ALMA Awards yesterday looking like she’d be perfect for a sex tape Kanye West used to watch before banging groupies. Although, that’s not really fair because Christina Aguilera actually has talent and it’s a voice like Aretha Franklin so why not the body? Girlfriends be doing it for themselves, hmm-mmm. *snaps fingers* (Don’t ask me what just happened there.)

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty, WENN

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  1. Christina Aguilera Fat Huge Butt Tight Dress NCLR Alma Awards
    LilDeuceDeuce
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    “Tonight, we dine in Hellmann’s!”

  2. Christina Aguilera Fat Huge Butt Tight Dress NCLR Alma Awards
    joe
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    fat cow

  3. Christina Aguilera Fat Huge Butt Tight Dress NCLR Alma Awards
    LikeItIs
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    Head down, ass up!

  4. Christina Aguilera Fat Huge Butt Tight Dress NCLR Alma Awards
    Fede
    Commented on this photo:

    OMG.

    Eat something, if you want

  5. With a halfway decent stylist she could totally play up a bombshell persona. Now she just looks like a fat chick in too tight clothes.

  6. Christina Aguilera Fat Huge Butt Tight Dress NCLR Alma Awards
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    Is this Jessica Simpson’s evil weight-loss plan? To trasnfer all her fat into this?

    • I’m waiting for the next Carl’s Jr commercial, where a bikini-clad XXXLTina and Jessica Simpson slo-mo feed each other Double Western Bacon Cheeseburgers whilst sitting in a kiddie pool filled with ranch dressing.

  7. Christina Aguilera Fat Huge Butt Tight Dress NCLR Alma Awards
    Cunts
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    Why is she posing with her back to the paparazzi as though to say, Take pictures of my ass please!

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    poopy
    Commented on this photo:

    if you’re going to be fat, wear flattering makeup
    seriously
    adele knows what i mean

  9. Christina Aguilera Fat Huge Butt Tight Dress NCLR Alma Awards
    Anna
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    why even wear something like that…

  10. Jim Jones

    Her ass ain’t all that is huge.

  11. Christina Aguilera Fat Huge Butt Tight Dress NCLR Alma Awards
    rj
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    Wow, that fat roll climbing over the padding though. Ehhh

  12. Christina Aguilera Fat Huge Butt Tight Dress NCLR Alma Awards
    bernard
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    dayum

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    Me? lol
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    Stop being so damn mean! I bet you are all just sitting there on your fat asses with nothing better to do than put such a beautiful, talented girl down just to make yourselves feel better. So, quit your rude comments, get off your fat asses and exercise if weight gain irritates you this much. Seriously, get a life!

  14. Slicker

    O mam what a bounty bumpy busty beeautiful back bumper!!

  15. Christina Aguilera Fat Huge Butt Tight Dress NCLR Alma Awards
    nope
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    cool i love big asses!

  16. Christina Aguilera Fat Huge Butt Tight Dress NCLR Alma Awards
    abc
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    I’d like to shoot my load all over those heels!!!

  17. Christina Aguilera Fat Huge Butt Tight Dress NCLR Alma Awards
    Miko
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    yall must remember that she is not white…so a lil booty she will have but that big never

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