Christina Aguilera and her boyfriend Matthew Rutler were arrested at 2:45 a.m. this morning in West Hollywood. Matthew was nailed for DUI while Christina ended up in the drunk tank for public intoxication during the incident, according to TMZ:
Law enforcement sources tell us Aguilera appeared to be “extremely intoxicated” and was “unable to take care of herself.”
However, the source adds, “If the driver had NOT been arrested for DUI, [Christina] would have never been in trouble.”
Sources close to Xtina tell us they have been trying to get the singer into a rehab program for weeks.
In related news, that loud “cha-ching” you just heard was gold coins shooting out of Jordan Bratman as he walked into his attorney’s office. Or Mario jumped on his head again trying to reach the next castle. We’ll update as details become available.
UPDATE: There’s talk of it being Luigi, but sources are fuzzy at this point. Story developing.
Photos: INFdaily
She farted in that guy’s face and he just smelled it.
I would let this drunk bitch sit on my face. I would have her hitting those screeching high notes while banging the hell out of that pussy.
I wonder what ‘great’ advice Charlie Sheen will have for this one..Stay tuned.
She’s not got alcohol in her veins, she’s got tiger blood. She’s winning and the problem with people is that their small minds can’t comprehend it. She’s on a different level. She has AthenaDNA! Why is the LAPD doing this to her family?
Charlie Sheen pretty much gave Christina the best week ever.
can only imagine what she said or did to get herself popped too.
lush
She probably started screech-singing the National Anthem.
hopefully they’d taze her for that!
pssst: THERE MUST BE A GOD, folks!!
She and Lindsay should make a porno before one or both is dead. Fitting end to both their careers….
You mean together, right? Awww yeah…
They had initially pulled them over because the cops wanted to know how Blairs retarded cousin (Facts of Life), Geri Tyler, had managed to look the same age for the past 30 yrs.
Maybe she’s pregnant again, so she’s drinking for two?
I guess she still feels she is in Britney’s shadow so is now acting more like a Lohan.
At least Britney’s had a hit this decade.
ouch!!
Boom, roasted.
Who Cares she will be in rehab next week.!
Ya know…you look at all these photos, you look into her eyes, her facial expression, and you just know that she’s thinking that she is sooooo much better than all the rest of us……she’s thinking about how hot she thinks she is……and that we are all just vessels for her use.
Then there is reality……she’s a fat fucking alchoholic who thinks she’s better than she really is. She has no fashion sense, hence the tight fitting clothes on the fat-ass body, her singing already isn’t what it use to be, hell she can’t even remember the lines to our National Anthem…really??? of ALL the songs, THAT one you screw up, in its BIGGEST setting?
I think she needs a few months to dry-out, maybe drop a ton, tone up, and practice singing……and ummmm..I don’t know, maybe go visit the troops in the desert, and do some REAL charity work…..
Boy George is looking good nowadays.
They were out celebrating Fish’s birthday, obviously.
I though Fish was out with Perez?
Is that a tranny?
Lord knows I’ve made that mistake once or twice !
I check first now before I get into the car, you know , I don’t want my own personal crying game .
Very proud of ya.
As Christina lets out a fart the bald headed guy on the right is ready to pass out.
“unable to take care of herself” (read: pissed herself)
Umm, I’m an ER nurse, cops are used to piss. That usually means, “shit yourself”.
Did you guys see that she was booked at 5’2”, 100 lbs. I smell publicity stunt. The fake weight was a dead giveaway.
100 lbs? I think they left off a zero. Either that or they meant to write kilograms instead of pounds.
Read closer… It says she took a 100 lb dump in a squad car… hence the arrest…
What a mess.
I hope the Mole-Man is a good daddy, because mom’s got some problems right now.
Even if he is just an OK dad it will be better than that trash heap.
Awesome! A fat, drunk, female mime!
LOL– stick her in a box, maybe she won’t be able to get out
“However, the source adds, “If the driver had NOT been arrested for DUI, [Christina] would have never been in trouble.””
True. And if Al Capone hadn’t been arrested for tax evasion, he’d never have been in trouble either.
This is like the people who get a ticket for jaywalking, then punch a cop, steal a car, high-speed chase through a school, then crash into a maternity ward…then whine about getting a 10 year sentence for “just jaywalking.”
You’re missing the point. It’s saying that due to someone else’s poor judgment (the driver for getting behind the wheel, since Christina was apparently so inebriated she couldn’t find the ignition), she got busted as well. But I know what you’re going for. However, had the driver not been stopped and arrested for DUI he could’ve gone on and killed someone (or he and/or Christina). I would call that “trouble”, eh?
There shall be much joyful coat grooming and self-satisfied paw clacking in the burrow of the Mole King tonight.
Nice!~
Sorry Bowser, but your princess is in another drunk tank!
rotfl. Best comment of the decade.
sooo….she’s…not…pregnant?
Idiots – they should be locked up for a few days minimum, general population.
LA celebrities – You are frigging richer than Midas, it is an Oscar after-party, you know 100% that you are going to get at least drunk, most likely drunk and high – HIRE A FREAKING DRIVER!!
Damn, it’s so stupid. I know with 100% certainty at which events I’m going to drink too damn much and I plan accordingly. If these idiots are too stupid/lazy to arrange for a limo, doesn’t X-Tina have a staff of 20 who knows she’ll be attending these damn parties and shouldn’t someone on her staff make the arrangements?
Or if you’re nervous about having some random driver know your personal address (this is the only rationalization I can think of for why some famous people insist on driving themselves) – then have one of your flunkies on designated driver duty.
So stupid.
Seriously… in the golden age of Hollywood, didn’t all the stars get chaufferred around in limos? Go ahead and get blind drunk and stoned off your ass (read: “sheened”) in the back of a limo, just let someone sober and competent do the driving for the safety of everyone else.
Man, women have it rough. It is all down hill after 25. It was like 5 minutes ago that Christina Aguilera and Jessica Simpson were SMOKIN’ hot. Now they’re a couple of porky beasts
You Sir are an asshole…..
Did you say Pork ?
Tina Yothers as the Parisian Referee.
I feel like “unable to take care of herself” is code for “she pooped her pants”.
This isn’t so bad, really, it’s not like she’s a professional singer who forgot the words to THE song in front of millions of people… oh, wait…
She has been in need of a “prison diet” for a while now…
“Challenger, go at throttle up”
She should have been arrested for her make up a long time ago
Ou est Le Buffet?
Doesn’t she have a son? Why is she never taking care of him? Is she too busy stuffing her fat face and getting wasted with that leech she’s been fucking?
isn’t she pregnant??
Just like Xtina to jump on the latest celebrity trend — late.
Piss Pants Barbie.
To be fair, she was great in Cry Baby.
Surely the most surprising part of this story is that the police report has her down at 100 pounds. Um…. What!?