Christie Brinkley’s husband says he’s stupid

July 25th, 2006 // 106 Comments
brinkley-husband-stupid.jpg

Christie Brinkley’s estranged husband has apologized for having an affair with an 18-year-old employee, saying:

“This is an aberration. I’m sorry. I’m contrite. I’m stupid. Foolish. No excuse. I love my wife. … For a lifetime I’ve tried to prove how much I love her.”

I dunno man. Usually when guys try to prove how much they love their wife they don’t go sleeping with 18-year-olds. They usually stick with buying them nice things and treating them well. Sleeping with teenagers is probably at the bottom of the list. Right after pushing them down a flight of stairs or hiring an angry clown to stalk them.


  1. AmberDextrose

    But not you, jrzdaddy. I want my OWN troll, I’m not sharing with anyone else!

  2. diamondprynzez

    Whoa Barbado, sorry to get you all riled up, but I guess now you can pick that wedgie that’s been making you so irritable.

  3. cherryjane

    “For a lifetime I’ve tried to prove how much I love her.”

    Dumb line, a-hole. Obviously it didn’t count for me, if you proved just “how much” you loved her and it lead you to screw an 18 year old.

    He should be saying that for the REST of his lifetime he’ll try to prove how much he loves her.

  4. Edna Bambrick

    God Bless you all. Keep the posts clean.

  5. jrzmommy

    Clean as a nun’s twat, Edna!

  6. saltpeanuts

    You are absolutely right, Edna Bambrick, so I have edited my post…

    I don’t blame the guy for sipping a malt with a tight-sweatered young miss. I bet Christie has issues in the domestic realm, and can’t cook or clean to stand by her man while he brings home the bacon. They could probably get better domestic help from a Girl-Friday. Afterall, she seems to have a bit of trouble with the whole marriage concept, bless her little heart. But don’t give up, girl! You get back up on that horse. Practice makes perfect. Peter belongs behind bars for corrupting the youth of America, and hopefully he didn’t have a chance to negatively influence young Alexa!

Leave A Comment