Christie Brinkley’s estranged husband has apologized for having an affair with an 18-year-old employee, saying:
“This is an aberration. I’m sorry. I’m contrite. I’m stupid. Foolish. No excuse. I love my wife. … For a lifetime I’ve tried to prove how much I love her.”
I dunno man. Usually when guys try to prove how much they love their wife they don’t go sleeping with 18-year-olds. They usually stick with buying them nice things and treating them well. Sleeping with teenagers is probably at the bottom of the list. Right after pushing them down a flight of stairs or hiring an angry clown to stalk them.
SoftBlueGlow | July 25, 2006 at 2:16 pm
Awww, an apology…let’s all forgive him for cheating on a supermodel.
http://www.VeryLiberating.com
MeanNate | July 25, 2006 at 2:17 pm
I don’t think you should ever have to apologize for sleeping with an eighteen year old…
Seventeen; yeah, you should probably apologize.
Spindoc | July 25, 2006 at 2:21 pm
If this was a one time thing maybe….but half the cast of “The Mickey Mouse Club” is coming foreward saying this guy made Salamie Deliveries to Fish Cave. Sorry guy, just give it up, admit that your wife doesn’t turn you on anymore and move on. I’m sure Christie already has.
Uhn Tiss Baby | July 25, 2006 at 2:22 pm
I blame the testosterone. It’s always the testosterone.
jane's eyre | July 25, 2006 at 2:24 pm
So…he cheated on her because he’s spent his life proving to her he loves her?
And P.S., I always thought she had a bit of a Joker smile.
Jacq | July 25, 2006 at 2:26 pm
Arrgh! That stupid 19 year-old pisses me the fuck off! She makes woman-kind look bad.
“Oh, well, I was young and impressionable.”
“Oh, well, our relationship was consensual.”
“Oh, well, what he did could be construed as sexual harrassment.”
Bottom line, she knew the guy was married. She and her fuckin’ mom didn’t seem to have any problem with Cook when he was throwing cash and cars at Bee-yotch (or whatever her name is).
Don’t come back and throw that sexual harrassment card and twist everything. You are a young little whore who thought you could get what you wanted and you didn’t. So now everyone is getting what they deserve – except Brinkely.
Don’t pull that “I’m dost a poor widdle girl who lost her way” bullshit.
GossipMonkey | July 25, 2006 at 2:27 pm
Banging a teenager for a year doesn’t qualify as an aberration. Every guys wetdream, maybe, but not an aberration. And what’s with the proving his love for a lifetime? Guy is like 45. If he was a horse, I could buy the lifetime. No bitch is worth that kind of work – not even me. OK, I am, but not that craked old hag.
smaihlee | July 25, 2006 at 2:28 pm
… For a lifetime I’ve tried to prove how much I love her.”
WHOSE lifetime? He hasn’t even known CB for HALF as long as his paramour has been on this Earth.
I’m so glad I don’t have a p*nis. They just get men into so much freaking trouble.
Jacq | July 25, 2006 at 2:35 pm
#6 – Jesus! Ok, nevermind – I sound like a scorned housewife. In actuality, I want to be the 19 year-old. The naughty one. Any Peter Cooks out there?
ScriptRadar | July 25, 2006 at 2:39 pm
“You’re okay, but you’re not as hot as my wife Christie Brinkley. You know, the former SUPER model. Take off your clothes and I’ll evaluate. Hmmm. Maybe. I’ll have to take a further look…”
Fugurself | July 25, 2006 at 2:40 pm
@9 I am right here with my manaconda. Can you handle 9.5 inches in every hole, in different positions all nite?
Italian Stallion | July 25, 2006 at 2:41 pm
John Elway’s an idiot, I didn’t even think he was a good quarterback and now he’s basically a child molester. Shame on you Elway, shame on you…………
Jaydel | July 25, 2006 at 2:42 pm
18 & over
eXtasyStef | July 25, 2006 at 2:42 pm
An abberration. What, he’d bump up against her in the office and it would just slip into her by mistake? Sexual harrassment, my ass. He could have her arrested for prostitution, more likely. Payment for services rendered.
They named their daughter Sailor. Now that’s abuse.
PapaHotNuts | July 25, 2006 at 2:44 pm
That dude looks like Scott Peterson, has a mistress like Scott Peterson, and lies to his wife like Scott Peterson.
All I’m saying is that he’s probably going to kill her and dump her in the lake. That’s all.
jrzmommy | July 25, 2006 at 2:49 pm
The rest of the story has a quote from his lawyer as saying, “He hopes there’s no divorce. IF she wants one, and he certainly hopes this doesn’t happen, but IF — it will not be nasty,” Sheresky said, according to the Post. “She can have whatever she wants.”
If I were the husband, I’d smack the fuck out of that lawyer. She can have anything she wants? Are you fucking crazy? Are you FUCKING Christie, literally? Anything she wants? What kind of fucking lawyer says the other side can have whatever they want in a settlement?
Christie Brinkley may be a former super model, but you know what, she’s as trailer park/ghetto as they come. Three kids, three different fathers.
eXtasyStef | July 25, 2006 at 2:50 pm
And drive off in a white Bronco.
pop | July 25, 2006 at 2:50 pm
i see nothing wrong with this – everytime i tell my mom i love her i sleep with a high school girl to prove it…
http://popculturepundit.blogspot.com/
Jacq | July 25, 2006 at 2:50 pm
#11 – Yes. But my only question is – that’s all you’ve got?!
Fugurself | July 25, 2006 at 2:53 pm
OK, if we assume that Brinkley lost all that pussy elasticity by associating with Chuck Norris, does it make it legit for John Elway to look for a tighter pussy?
I’ll do both Brinkley and the 19 year old simultaneously. They are both good for lots of man goo and moans….
jrzmommy | July 25, 2006 at 2:54 pm
That’s not JOhn Elway–his name is Peter Cook. John Elway has MUCH more enormous horse teeth than this guy, too.
Triumph Insult Dog | July 25, 2006 at 2:57 pm
Cut him some slack! If you all were 40 or so and some 18 or 19 year old hottie comes on to you, you’re gonna do the same thing! It’ll go like this:
“Hey, you’re hot for an old guy. Wanna make out?”
“You legal?”
“Yeah.”
“My wife at home?”
“No.”
“Cool! Let’s get it ON!”
http://www.blackbeatpress.com
Zanna | July 25, 2006 at 2:57 pm
Funny how he feels contrite and all that good shit now that he got CAUGHT. That’s the only time I ever regret anything. Then it’s all “hindsight is 20/20″.
Fugurself | July 25, 2006 at 2:57 pm
#19 don’t be greedy…..:)
pinky_nip | July 25, 2006 at 2:59 pm
Christie Brinkley is a wallet sniffer, plain & simple. She wouldn’t fuck back if she was on a boomerang.
UNWASHEDMASSES | July 25, 2006 at 3:00 pm
The guy cheated on Christie Brinkley. Granted, she’s not the same Christie Brinkley I had on my wall in high school. And he did get sloppy thirds after she was with Billy Joel, of all fugly people. But, still, she is a former supermodel and that demands some kind of respect. Right? Wrong! A 19 year old ass trumps all. This guy went from hero to zero in my book with the apology. He should be what everyone thinks he is – namely, a big dick. He should recite the Bad Guy speech from Scarface, and brag proudly how his 19 year old peach had an ass that tasted like peaches and cream.
UNWASHEDMASSES | July 25, 2006 at 3:00 pm
The guy cheated on Christie Brinkley. Granted, she’s not the same Christie Brinkley I had on my wall in high school. And he did get sloppy thirds after she was with Billy Joel, of all fugly people. But, still, she is a former supermodel and that demands some kind of respect. Right? Wrong! A 19 year old ass trumps all. This guy went from hero to zero in my book with the apology. He should be what everyone thinks he is – namely, a big dick. He should recite the Bad Guy speech from Scarface, and brag proudly how his 19 year old peach had an ass that tasted like peaches and cream.
UNWASHEDMASSES | July 25, 2006 at 3:01 pm
The guy cheated on Christie Brinkley. Granted, she’s not the same Christie Brinkley I had on my wall in high school. And he did get sloppy thirds after she was with Billy Joel, of all fugly people. But, still, she is a former supermodel and that demands some kind of respect. Right? Wrong! A 19 year old ass trumps all. This guy went from hero to zero in my book with the apology. He should be what everyone thinks he is – namely, a big dick. He should recite the Bad Guy speech from Scarface, and brag proudly how his 19 year old peach had an ass that tasted like peaches and cream.
ImSuicidal | July 25, 2006 at 3:01 pm
Does it ever STOP raining in Texas???
UNWASHEDMASSES | July 25, 2006 at 3:03 pm
Goddamn triple post! Christ, you’d think I was an amateur. I swear my fingers do not stutter. Apologies to all, save for Brinkley’s soon to be ex, who is still a douche.
Jacq | July 25, 2006 at 3:11 pm
#24 – Hehehe
#29 – When DOES it rain in Texas? Except for Houston. They need it to rain there to put out the oil fires in Texas City. Plus, all of Houston needs a bath/to be washed off the planet. Whichever.
Jacq | July 25, 2006 at 3:12 pm
#30 – Some things are so important that they need to be said three times, three times, three times.
jrzmommy | July 25, 2006 at 3:16 pm
26 (and 27 & 28 :)) Bad guy speech from Scarface–excellent.
jrzmommy | July 25, 2006 at 3:17 pm
26 (and 27 & 28) Bad guy speech from Scarface — excellent.
PapaHotNuts | July 25, 2006 at 3:19 pm
#29- I’m glad to see you are still with us.
Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest | July 25, 2006 at 3:21 pm
Fuck CB! She gives me the impression of being a cold fish. By cold fish I mean she makes Hillary Clinton look like a 15-year-old Traci Lords trying to prove that she can “hang” with the “older” girls.
justme | July 25, 2006 at 3:21 pm
Christie Brinkley is a bitch. She hit the wall lookswise 10 years ago.. She’s an airhead who was lucky to be attractive when she was young. Otherwise, no one would know who she is.
Italian Stallion | July 25, 2006 at 3:24 pm
@21 for the record I know it’s not John Elway, this ugly childrenfucker resembled him and I was kidding, funny how it got someone else to think that or they were being sarcastic, I hope…………..
ImSuicidal | July 25, 2006 at 3:28 pm
#35 (and ALL)… … I wanted to be initiated (you know..the way gang members are initiated) into your collective group of misfits.
THANKS FOR YESTERDAY!!!
jrzmommy | July 25, 2006 at 3:32 pm
38–I know, it’s scary to think there is someone on the earth that resembles John Elway as much as this guy does. What’s with the big fucking head?
CruisingForCock | July 25, 2006 at 3:39 pm
jrzdaddy, where are you?
Jacq | July 25, 2006 at 3:43 pm
#40 – His head isn’t so big as much as his painfully yuppy hair cut is overly fluffed.
He does look like a watermelon-head-shaped Elway. Damn!
SpecialAgentWind | July 25, 2006 at 3:43 pm
#26-29 – I totally agree. Any “older” woman who spreads her vericose veined legs to get knocked up by her fiance to ensure money the rest of her life is a miserable whore. Her eyes are soo pulled back she’s turning Chinese. Lilo’s hole smells better than hers anyday.
azcoyote | July 25, 2006 at 3:46 pm
Are you sure he is not here White Lighter? Looks like him. She must be the 4th old craggy sister has-been used up and filled up with Billy Joel spunk… Joelmen if you will… I bet she used to get instantly drunk each time he ejaculated….
azcoyote | July 25, 2006 at 3:46 pm
Are you sure he is not here White Lighter? Looks like him. She must be the 4th old craggy sister has-been used up and filled up with Billy Joel spunk… Joelmen if you will… I bet she used to get instantly drunk each time he ejaculated….
sharkbite | July 25, 2006 at 3:47 pm
I think I just heard or read something about how men who marry powerful women tend to cheat on them because they have an ego problem.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
azcoyote | July 25, 2006 at 3:48 pm
Are you sure he is not here White Lighter? Looks like him. She must be the 4th old craggy sister has-been used up and filled up with Billy Joel spunk… Joelmen if you will… I bet she used to get instantly drunk each time he ejaculated….
azcoyote | July 25, 2006 at 3:49 pm
Apologies on the triple post. This f-ing thing is whacked today…
okiedoke | July 25, 2006 at 4:02 pm
It’s kind of gratifying to see Christie’s age showing just a little bit in this photo.
boobiezmagee | July 25, 2006 at 4:06 pm
How come rich guys with connections never perv themselves out on me? Hmmmm?
Why is it always that jewel bagger with the stutter and the lazy eye or my pyhsics prof who always ask me to stay after class and demonstrate gravity by jumping up and down or my Uncle Joe?
Gawd! I always get the short end of the stick.