Christie Brinkley Still Looks Awesome and Other News

April 27th, 2011 // 83 Comments

- Kate Hudson got engaged. [Huffington Post]

- Rob Lowe gave Laura Ingalls the shaft. [Popeater]

- Julianne Moore as Sarah Palin. [Dlisted]

- And she can use this gallery to research the role. [theCHIVE]

- Lindsay Lohan‘s five-year plan includes winning an Oscar. [Lainey Gossip]

- Arianny Celeste is in a bunch of little bikinis. [Hollywood Tuna]

- And Sofia Vergara is in a see-through shirt. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Eva Mendes is perfect. [Starpulse]

- Will.i.am just got hired to produce the new season of Teen Mom. [The Fab Life]

- Gilbert Gotfried has officially been replaced. By a sales manager. [Fox 411]

- Tish Cyrus looks different lately. [Celebslam]

- Kim Kardashian pretends to exercise. [Popoholic]

- Phil Collins made this? No, no that can’t be right. [Maxim]

- Jay Cutler is a rich athlete, so he gets this. [Bleacher Report]

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  1. yawn

    is she wearing her death mask already?

  2. Love the classic campfire skit of putting your hands behind your back, then making it look like the arms on the person hiding behind you (in this case, a much older man) are actually yours.

  3. Christie Brinkley
    Big_Mike
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks damn good, but the old lady hands are horrifying.

  4. God is Black

    Hands are a give-away of FUCKEN OLD!

  5. Christie Brinkley
    Susan
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks terrible in these pics. Kinda like Jerry Hall.

  6. Donald Trump

    Next to JWow – Christie has the biggest cum gutters I’ve ever seen!

  7. Richard McBeef

    Pussies pretty much come wrinkled already sooo, yeah I would crush that and then not be able look my grandmother in the face again.

  8. Christie Brinkley
    Big_Mike
    Commented on this photo:

    The Spanx keep the old lady ass in check.

  9. thundercatsHO-OH

    Oh no. Pennywise got out of the gutter again.

  10. Vivian

    Wow that’s her? I can’t recognize her! She should fire her make up “artist” her face neck and chest look like they defy time and she usually shows them off really well. You cannot say the same thing about her arms and hands but hey, there’s only so much you can do about age.

    Remember those pics with the red dress a couple o weeks ago? those were WAY better that these ones!

  11. She looks great for 57, but that first picture still smacks of “Wait’ll they get a load of me!”

  12. Any Guy

    if she wore arm-length gloves I’d fuckin’ bang her hard. leave ‘em ON baby, leave ‘em on. those granny hands are always the dead giveaway. Fish must have a granny-fetish. you GO boy.

  13. Her face looks about 45, but her hands look 70…I guess that does average out to 57.

  14. Bob

    Unfortunatley looking at the other photos those are her actual hands. Jesus wept. My Grandma had better hands than that and she was over 100.

  15. Deacon Jones

    Her makeup looks like when they put too much on a girl in a facial video, to accentuate the streaking of the various loads blown across the face.

  16. The Critical Crassness

    Too bad “The Total Gym” doesn’t work on hands. Guess it isn’t really, Total!

  17. Rumpple Fugly

    Awesome is going a little far. And man, 57. Makes me feel old, but not 57 old!

  18. Cock Dr

    Extremely overdone makeup does not = “awesome”.

  19. TomFrank

    I was behind the “still hot at 57″ line a few weeks back, but that is a Granny-trying-to-look-young level of eye makeup there. Plus the hands and arms…maybe she could bring opera gloves back in style?

    Tits look good, though.

  20. rough instinct

    Wow stu, stu, studio Lilly….

  21. TomFrank

    And if Phil Collins did make that, he seems to have an invisible touch.

  22. bitingontinfoil

    She looks like Julie Newmar in that photo – NOT a good look for her

  23. rough instinct

    *dons Herman Munster’s voice*

    Ohhh Lilly th!!!!!

  24. Christie Brinkley
    Andria
    Commented on this photo:

    That doesn’t even look like her – she had something major done to her face.

  25. Christie Brinkley
    Hank E Ring
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks decent for being 72.

  26. Deacon Jones

    Fish,

    Put up those fucking Sofia pics in the see-through shirt man, I can’t go to that damn site at work and I’m still using a cell phone from ’89

    • Richard McBeef

      When you get home from work, prepare to be severely disappointed. And not just because your wife is still fucking the UPS man.

  27. Jeremy

    Vile arms.

  28. Shae

    If by awesome you mean fucking scary, then yes. Awesome indeed.

  29. Ammortal

    Brinkley is starting to look like Anne Bancroft in ‘Great Expectations’.

  30. Christie Brinkley
    Clive
    Commented on this photo:

    Great face lift, the fillers look good too, she has lost weight and is working out like crazy…..but the arms and the hands give her age away. There’s always something: an upper arm, the neck, the hands, the back of the ears..anyhoo, nothing like being divorced to make a woman look good. I hope she can land one more guy. Tougher at her age, but she is still a stunner.

  31. slampon

    that makeup is bad. bad bad bad. but she still looks good. good good good. and yeah, her hands look old, but come on, she is getting old. who out there thinks this chick is 20? nobody.

  32. Christie Brinkley
    Clive
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve always felt bad for her daughter; not easy to have a mom like that. The daughter could at least get something from the mom, but she had to look 100% like the Dad. Didn’t get Daddy’s talent nor Mommy’s amazing beauty. Beautiful women, that’s what you get for marrying ugly dudes. Your daughters come out ugly. Kendar, don’t have a baby girl with the man. And neither should you Khloe K.

  33. Christie Brinkley
    marie
    Commented on this photo:

    too damn that there isn’t any botox for hands – yet!

  34. BeckyS

    Her makeup/outfit is a tad too Tila Tequila-y.

  35. Turd Ferguson

    Holy crap.
    It’s as if they created her out of different parts from 5 different people.

    The only parts that appear to be hers are the insanely old Madonna arms and wrinkly hands.

  36. Chris

    Desperate to become relevant again.

  37. tiffini

    GASp …. What horrible hands . She should just cut them off imo .

  38. Christie Brinkley
    HLM
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes she does. All that eye make-up makes me think of Joan Collins as well.

    She’s still a beautiful woman but not looking like that!

  39. Julie

    Getting older isn’t a shameful act. It’s legit to criticize her makeup and clothes, but you can’t fault a woman for getting old (i.e., not dying).

    • the only opinion that matters

      Julie, you are 100% correct, every person making comments is going to get old (if they are lucky) and stuff will happen to various parts of their bodies that they won’t like and can’t prevent from happening. Criticize things she (or anyone) can change about themselves (without surgery) but don’t criticize natural aging. Not a fucking thing you, I or anyone can do about it. TIFFINI, your comment is unbelievable! GASP!!?? Cut her hands off??!!! Sounds like someone has already performed a lobotomy on you!

    • sasha

      So right. Being ignorant doesn’t seem to be embarassing to most people on here but getting old is the most shameful thing they can think of.
      But of course “they” are never going to get old. We can only hope.

  40. Parker

    holy crap, I thought Tammy Faye Baker was dead!

  41. Marceelf

    Can’t she do some kind of Frankenhand transplant with her daughter? Then they would both be the whole package.

  42. She’s got a face that could light up a room, especially a dark one.

  43. puddleduck

    How did they get permission to exhume Anna Nicole’s body?

  44. Amy

    It’s like Dorian Gray only instead of a picture in her house aging, it’s her arms.

  45. Christie Brinkley
    Anon
    Commented on this photo:

    If I were a man, I would be so confused. *looks at face AWWWW YEAHHH* *looks at arms/hands WHAT IS THIS I DON’T EVEN*

  46. evilkumquat

    Gwynplaine has a sister!

  47. fap

    Blah blah blah…if your wives end up looking like this at your end of life years, you’ll be happy men.

  48. JMC

    The winner of RuPaul’s Dragrace season 3 is… Christie, shante you stay.

  49. lori

    Her face looks white and scary and that bright red lipstick and black eyeliner aren’t doing her any favors.

  50. alphabet

    She does not look awesome.
    She looks like the fucking Joker.
    What is wrong with you.

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