Yesterday, I committed a horrible crime by tossing just one photo of Christie Brinkley visiting Good Morning America into The Crap We Missed when really she deserved her own post which I’m remedying here. For those who don’t know, Christie is 57 and looks light years hotter than people three times younger than her. Shit, she even has five years on Madonna and not once did I question if she’s a walking corpse feeding on the blood of children. Of course, I just signed Christie’s death sentence with that comment, but if she draws a circle around her house with salt, she should be fine.
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OMG I could retire off what its cost her to achieve that! She sure has found someone who does good work…
I refuse to believe she’s 57. Goddamn, she looks good.
Well, she knows her best angles. This is like the 12th picture I’ve seen of her fixing that shoe.
haha, spot on. I think it’s so it gives the implant hang, and so they look more natural.
She’s the reason we don’t have unicorns any more… But in my opinion, maintaining her hotness for this long – is worth it.
I don’t know about the rest of her but her arm in picture 12 sure looks 57! Yikes!
Ok, sure, she’s had work done – it would be impossible to look like this at her age without it, but it has been GOOD work, subtle work, not “I wanna look just like my daughter Lola” work.
very old
o yeah, HER VAGINA IS AS BALD AS HULK HAGAN!!
My computer monitor is beginning to melt and is dripping around the edges. If she told me she was 37 I’d believe her. Wowzers!
Yet again, a black man in the background says it all…
She is lovely.
is she posing on a guard rail beside a homeless man with a bulge?
what is that a door to a gas station bathroom??
Always when I see a picture of her, I think of Alexa Ray Joel. It must really suck to be that uglier than your mother.
teeth about to come off
Outstanding.
She looks great, but that dress is clearly a girdle.
Oh my, she really *is* ageing well!
Seems her divorces end all the same way. She’s uber frigid.
For those of you who say she looks okay….I wonder what you’ll look like at 57!! She looks FUCKING AMAZING!!! Who cares if she had some work done? At least she was smart enough to go to a real surgeon. Whoever did this work is a genius!! She is still one of the most beautiful women in the world!!! WORK IT OUT BITCH!!!!!!!
She is extremely beautiful–but omg she is high on herself.
She looks fantastic, but not half her age. The skin of someone i their teens and twenties and sometimes thirties, can never be duplicated. It sucks , but that is the brutal truth. African-Americans can come closer because their skin just ages much better.
Adorable. Nothing else to say. She is adorable. Maybe she will tell us what she does. Total Gym? whatever it is she looks healthy and beautiful.
Christie Brinkley is almost 58 yrs.old [Feb.2nd] and she’s still hot,but she doesn’t even come close to Pat Devore [56 yrs.old] the girl of my dreams.