Christie Brinkley Deserves Her Own Post
Yesterday, I committed a horrible crime by tossing just one photo of Christie Brinkley visiting Good Morning America into The Crap We Missed when really she deserved her own post which I’m remedying here. For those who don’t know, Christie is 57 and looks light years hotter than people three times younger than her. Shit, she even has five years on Madonna and not once did I question if she’s a walking corpse feeding on the blood of children. Of course, I just signed Christie’s death sentence with that comment, but if she draws a circle around her house with salt, she should be fine.