Christie Brinkley Deserves Her Own Post

April 7th, 2011 // 107 Comments

Yesterday, I committed a horrible crime by tossing just one photo of Christie Brinkley visiting Good Morning America into The Crap We Missed when really she deserved her own post which I’m remedying here. For those who don’t know, Christie is 57 and looks light years hotter than people three times younger than her. Shit, she even has five years on Madonna and not once did I question if she’s a walking corpse feeding on the blood of children. Of course, I just signed Christie’s death sentence with that comment, but if she draws a circle around her house with salt, she should be fine.

Photos: INFdaily, Pacific Coast News


  1. Finally, a woman that I won’t be alone in calling a GILF.

  2. Taz

    She’s still got it!

  3. cc

    Ow, my sperm are trying to get out again.

  4. Christie Brinkley
    Commented on this photo:

    dear janice dickinson,

    this is what an aging supermodel should look like.


  5. Fletch

    The hottest 57 year old I have ever seen!

  6. Cock Dr

    Kudos to:
    The dentist
    The trainer
    The nutritionist
    The plastic surgeon
    The hair stylist
    The nail technician
    The entire team at the spa
    and of course….
    The girdle dress

    And kudos to Christy: she looks grrrreat.

    • cupcake

      Jealous much? Looking good is looking good no matter how many people are on your team. Fucking cynical bastard. This has a metric fuck ton more to do with impressive genetics than ANY OF THE ABOVE. You think Madonna or Sarah Jessica Parker don’t have access to any of that shit? They still look like a sack full of hammers.

      Haters gonna hate but this bitch is still a 10.

    • My Name Peggy

      Don’t forget her witch doctor. Who I’d also bang.

      • Sugar

        dudeatdude i usually love you and your comments but a high 4?! Really?

      • look i’m not saying she wasn’t a ten back in the 80s. but first watch that interview. her upper face is pulled so tight it looks like plastic. then scan the pics. she has no tits anymore. her gut sticks out. her elbows have so much turkey neck they practically have vaginas.. her legs are NASTY as fuck as are her hands. didn’t want to have to spell it all out.. i’m horny enough to bang her but it’s not cos she’s all that. im just a horny bastard

      • vitobonespur

        She was a 10 back in the fucking SEVENTIES. First time I ever saw her was on the cover of a mag (SI, I think) in around ’72 or ’73. She’s still smokin’.

  7. Christie Brinkley
    Quiet Riot
    Commented on this photo:

    Christie doesn’t need her own post, she needs my POST! I am guessing her puss tastes like water from an artesian well…crisp, clean and without Billy Joel jizz!

  8. chuck norris musta given her some winning ranger blood, she looks like an ‘up’ time girl again

  9. Christie Brinkley
    Commented on this photo:

    57 yearsold damnnnnnnnn

  10. IreneWienne

    Just amazing. Kudos for Christie. She has not had it easy.

    • oh i know

      agreed, christie has lived enough for TWO lifetimes yet only looks HALF her age! i remember seeing her on the Sport Illustrated Swimsuit cover and thinking she was gorgeous and now, what 30, 35 years later (!!) i’m STILL looking at her, thinking she’s gorgeous!! kudos indeed!!

  11. Christie Brinkley
    Commented on this photo:

    now roll over

  12. JC

    WOW! Stunning!!!!!!

  13. Gahhhh!!!!! Is there no procedure to get rid of the granny hands?

  14. Christie Brinkley
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy shit!

  15. SexyBrains

    Agreed that she looks amazing, but one place a woman can never hide her age: hands. And her knees are seriously knobby!

  16. LJ

    While Janice Dickinson is a year younger and looks 20 years older.

  17. Christie Brinkley
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, always the most beautiful woman of her age group. The MILFIEST MILF THAT HAS EVER MILFED.

  18. Rancid

    They need to map her DNA – it’s definitely genes. Hands down. Botox and plastic surgery don’t fucking work – they only make a person look ridiculous. If she has any work done, it’s minimal.

    I love pitching a tent over a broad and not feeling guilty about it. They should get the Congressional Medal of Honor.

  19. me

    that’s just weird for a 57 year old to look like she’s in her 20′s/30′s. I guess “good for her” and all, but it’s as weird as seeing a straight man wearing women’s underwear.

    • she looks good for her age but that’s not to say it means she looks good. she looks OK. which means doable

      • Marley

        Just shut the fuck up already.

      • The Critical Crassness

        Dude, I’m beginning to worry about your health…clearly you are remarking about pictures of someone other than Christie Brinkley, perhaps you have forgotten to take your medication and are really confusing her with January Jones,KiKi Dunst or worse yet, one of Charlie “Dead Man Walking” Sheen’s goddeses! At any rate, if this problem continues sick professional help, please!

      • me too

        and your little is up for what …60 sec. at most

    • micky

      How is it weird? People who eat right and exercise will look good throughout most of their life. Especially if they start off in life by hitting the genetic lottery. Not everyone lives off of mcdonald and krispy kreme.

      And she doesn’t look like she in her 20′s. She looks like a healthy/fit 40.Keisha is 24 and looks like complete sh!t. There’s no age limit for taking care of yourself.

  20. Christie Brinkley
    Commented on this photo:

    eek. hide the elbows.
    does she ever move her face?

  21. Christie Brinkley
    My Name Peggy
    Commented on this photo:

    Am I trying too hard?

  22. Christie Brinkley
    Commented on this photo:

    “Chomp!” says the guy in the suit.

  23. Christie Brinkley
    Commented on this photo:

    Her right hand looks a little “wicked witch of the west” to me, but that’s probably why has the ladies perked up and pushed out– misdirection.

  24. Christie Brinkley
    Commented on this photo:

    Is she walking through a boy-band video?

  25. Milo

    “I’d hit it. No, I mean literally.” – Chris Brown

  26. Dan

    She probably has had some work done – but you can tell she put in a lot of effort herself. Very fit and looks like she has led a really clean lifestyle.

  27. PunkA

    Someone needs to get The Hef on that. At 57, she shames most of young Hollywood. Healthy diet and exercise truly are miracles cures for lazy bastards.

    Rumor has it, her vag tastes like read apples, too.

  28. dpbefun

    And to think…Billy Joel use to hit this.

  29. right

    To bad some 25 yr old stud doesn’t work that pussy over real good. She is totally hot.

  30. Saran wrap

    Someone must have had to cut her out of that outfit when she got home….

    Regardless I’d give it to her dry ole vag good and hard…lube her up with some man juice and tear her shit up again.

    Granny would be a glazed donut by the time I was finshed smanging it. (hat tip to Young Humma)

  31. Cardinal Fang

    Most women get married and turn into blobs and cut their hair short – not exactly what we find attractive in a mate.

    Since men pretty must discard women after they get into their 50′s I don’t blame anyone for getting work done here or there if they can afford it. Christy is a rare beauty and even she get’s wrinkles, loose skin, age spots, etc. So the fuck what that she fine tunes herself a little. Let’s not demonize someone who has quality work done on a superior specimen. Let’s lampoon the ones (Vercase) who end up ruining themselves with shoddy work on a sub-par template.

    • Chicklette

      Discard us? Where to? What happens to you? How do normal men in the their 50′s go about getting younger, prettier women? Are you rich and handsome?

  32. LaRue

    I’m in my early 20s and I will never, ever be that hot.

  33. Christie Brinkley
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s the difference between doing a little nip-tuck here and there just to look good and knowing and accepting her age and others that obsessively pump themselves in botox impossibly trying to be 20 eternally

  34. Michelle

    Really? You haters have to pick on her knees and hands? She looks great! Respect what this woman has. Genetics or not she taken amazing care of herself.

  35. Christie Brinkley
    Commented on this photo:

    Plastic surgery free since April 5, 2011!!

  36. Always say cunt

    A woman who looks this good should have a song written about her.

    • Arzach

      Actually she has … hehe I know that you are referring to “She’s Always a Woman” by Billy Joel, beautiful song by the way just like her.

  37. Yeah, she looks great for 57…but let’s stop pretending that statement means more than it does. Most 57 year old women look like a dumpster fire.

    Looking great at 57 is like having a meticulously cleaned and detailed 1979 Ford Pinto. People will be amazed that it’s in such great shape after so many years and miles…but it’s still a 30 year old pinto, nobody is jealous of you owning it.

    She doesn’t look good, or even passable, for a 20, 30, or even 40 year old. If you saw a 20 year old chick who looked like this you’d say “OMG, was the reconstructive surgery very painful? you know…after the fire?”

    All of you angry women insisting otherwise, use some logic (ask a man to explain that concept to you), put 57 year old Christie next to any MODERATELY attractive 20 year old and ask guys which one they want to bone…

    • Jovy

      Thank you wtf. Those “she looks hotter than girls half her age” posts are pathetic. Sorry boys, but if you can’t find someone below the age of 57 who looks more attractive than this woman, you need to move to another city/state.

    • Chicklette

      Same goes for 50 year old men as well. You always act like it’s just the women who age and become less attractive. I rarely see a man over the age of 40 that doesn’t have a gut the size of a pregnant watermelon. Much less a head of hair. It’s like you think that all men have some kind of option to trade in what they have for a younger woman. In reality, only rich, powerful, or attractive people have that option.

    • Nobody

      Worthless opinion from another worthless human being.

    • YoMama

      Yep another g@y guy whose opinion of women is based on jealousy.

  38. Somedude

    She’s a F*CKING CUNT! Ruder than January Jones and believe me, these pictures aren’t photoshopped, but she has some kind of voodoo witchcraft make up team, cuz when you see her out in public she looks like the cryptkeepers ex-wife. The cryptkeeper here is Billy Joel.

  39. Christie Brinkley
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks great. Her right leg made me throw up just like the Bodies exhibit does, but she looks great.

  40. Sue

    I heard that she’s a gold digger, and was really pissed off when her last husband stole millions of her money by wasting it on stupid business schemes and on-line porn. Having said that, I wish that I looked like her too.

  41. Christie Brinkley
    Mr Big Dik
    Commented on this photo:


  42. dude!

    Me thinks good enought for title of Couger

  43. Christie Brinkley
    Commented on this photo:

    Her mom’s a Dermatologist! Her mom also looks like the Devil’s spawn… SO I am guessing Christie nips and tucks – she still looks good for her age… She better not over do it and look like Barbara Eden or Joan Van Ark.. Skwary!!

  44. Christie Brinkley
    Commented on this photo:

    OMFG! She is fucking insanely fucking hot! She looks like she’s in her late 30′s. Bitch had to have sold her soul to the devil. She puts women in their 30′s to shame

  45. Christie Brinkley
    Commented on this photo:

    Fair play to her- she is gorgeous and looks better than I do- I model and am a 25 year old woman!! This is how plastic surgery should be done (and good genes probabley!) I honestly didnt know who she was and thought she was in her late 30′s!!

  46. TurtleMama

    I think she is absolutely gorgeous and it’s so nice to see someone who hasn’t turned their face into Jackie Stallone. She’s way hotter than any young woman 1/2 her age. Take that, waifs!

  47. Pete

    She could strain plankton with that grill (dives for cover).

  48. Christie Brinkley
    looks great
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks great. :) Honestly for being 57 she had to have a bit more work done than a “little” which is cool but gotta call it like I see it. She’s not fooling anyone,.

  49. Christie Brinkley
    Commented on this photo:

    I think God is repaying her for that whole being-married-to-Billy-Joel thing. Um, anybody got his number?

  50. gigi

    go TotalGym! and Herve Leger FTMfingW!!! and of course excellent genes. NOBODY can look this good. I bow….

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