Christiane Plante: Hulk’s mistress revealed

March 12th, 2008 // 52 Comments

This is a photo of Christiane Plante who used to be the 33-year-old friend of Brooke Hogan until she kind of, sort of had sex with the Hulk. The shot is supposedly from her MySpace page which is no longer in existence. I guess she’s trying to let potential suitors know that yes, she does enjoy ballroom dancing, plastic surgery and, as we now know, a good moustache ride. Note to self: Drown upper lip in Rogaine. Seduce the populace. End note. It’s almost too easy…

Thanks to Chandler for the pic. I loved that episode when you drank coffee.


  1. terence

    go hulkster this bird is a super hottie,i would do her,she is a stuner

  2. Fish

    She would look better with my balls bouncing on her chin….

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