Christiane Plante: Hulk’s mistress revealed

FRIST BITCHES!!!

Skank!

First you complete assholes! Life is back on track!!! :)

I’d put those silicone bags to some good use…as I’m sure the Hulkster did.

how are her and brooke hogan friends, i thought brooke was like 16?

it’s all a lie, this picture is from the late 80′s

first of all, a 33 yo isn’t going to be friends with a 19yo

6- replace your y”s with h’s and you’ve got it!!

PS: nice bedazzled prom dress..

mmmm what a filthy fucking whore, my kind of woman

No wonder the Hulkster banged her, she has that look that just begs “please fuck me in my ass and then stick it in my mouth, sir”

the very fact that she let that bald headed, roided up, slim jim colored AARP member bang her means that clearly i should have a shot at filling her holes too.

somewhere a village misses its bicycle.

This is quite shocking because she looks to be the epitome of class and elegance. I suppose looks can be deceiving.

yet another media whore.

Ript, is your life really spiralling down so much you think being first will fix it? Moron. I guess you’re life ISN’T back on track.

don’t blame this tart for giving in. who could resist this level of manliness?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Hulk_Hogan3.jpg

FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#3 Ript you should really try getting a life or help or better drugs or kill yourself.
Anyway I cannot blame the Hulkster for this one!!!!

17TH

One time, I let a man stick it in my a s s and then my mouth and I let him c u m in my mouth. Then I gave it back to him. It doesn’t mean I’m gay. I didn’t make eye contact.

#18

that reminds me of a show on MTV True Life where this straight porn star took male enhancement pills so that he could fuck gay guys but said he wasn’t gay. actually at first i thought, bullshit but really if you take viagra you’re going to have a 4 hour boner regardless. the rest is just great acting.

Looks like a certified Cumdumpster

She’s got more plastic in her chest than two Hulk Hogan action figures (Original and Hollywood. Why do I know what those are?)

@18

Good one! Man, you really ARE gay.

Ript, we need to go get ripped this weekend. That’ll put your life back on track.

NO! I’M GAY!!!!! I’M SOOOO GAY!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE ATM!!

Sigh. If you’re gonna be my troll, at least get my fucking name right man.

Just by being my troll, you are in fact, confirming the very meaning of my name anyway.

Douche.

OMG she gots CANKLES!!!!!

I’d hit it.

Wow I am your troll. It’s like we’re going steady.

Cunt.

PS part three will be there for you sweety!!!

Hmm those are definitely some cobble stone hips. Back those thick thighs into meh!!

She’s cute. I’d hit that….wait for it..

I just hit it. With assunder.

Oh, and by the way – Yes. It is 12:19, I am here in my apt. alone and I am on this site.

I’m old, I’m high, I’m single and desperate and I’ll never have kids because no one wants to fuck me. There, you happy? For fuckssake man, it’s whatever you want to call it.

Now that we’re past that…
Does this chick actually have the last name Loose? Who the fuck is she? Ah well, no reason necessary for showing tits, I suppose.

Um 31 what is your problem? Do you need someone to talk to? Maybe you should join one of those religious organizations like Jehoha’s witnesses or Scientology or take a class or something like that dear.
As to your sex life, it does not seem appropriate to discuss that to random strangers on a forum like this I wouldn’t thinkl. Do you think anyone here really cares about you here?
If you are trying to meet a man there are other ways honey. Not quiet so lewd.
I hope you get better.

When all seems lost never forget that the Lord loves you, even if noone else could give a fucking shit less. No why? Because you are old, cellulite ridden, are not nice to look at, and have a nasty personality.

Die alone. Just hurry up already.

supposedly, insteading of reaching orgasm like normal folks, the hulkster would give his overs a big boot to the chin and then follow up with a leg drop for the pin.

That chick has Dirty Sanchez written all over her…..

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I see she indulges in the odd “cankle” too.

The Hulkster should have stuck to Miss Elizabeth back in 1988….

Dang. Lucky Hulk.

Looks like a tranny to me…..

Any single, straight man looking at this picture of this woman knows that they would love nothing more that to have her buck naked riding you all night long while listening to “Erotic City” by Prince! Don’t act like you would’nt! If you post a negative post regarding my post, then everyone knows you are a lying motherfucker and everything I just wrote is true…

Wow, can’t blame Hulk for going there!! Probably shouldn’t have done it whilst still with his wife though……….

The legend lives on.

Ho: Thats it baby, give it to me… give it to me!!
HH: Thats right bitch, take it.. take i.. FUCK, my hip my hip!!!

She looks sexy. It is said she is dating online now. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site “W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m” last week.

i carnt believe i looked up to you and now u hav dissappointed me and your country. I carnt believe u would do that to someone u maried and had kids with. now i now that i can never look up to you. WHAT HERO R 2 THOSEKIDS OUT THERE!!!!!!

Maybe she felt lonely, so she did it . I don’t think she was wrong . Her AD had appeared on a club called Wealthychat.com . I just wonder what she would do in the future.

From the purely physical aspect of this (with these 2 retards could there be an intellectual/emotional side?) I would have to say she is much less scary than his she-hulk clown of a wife. Quite doable. I wonder if he serenaded her with a few verses of “Real American” before he swooped her into his arms (Pythons Brother!) and then mounted her in his squared circle of love…..I am sure she was confused by his speech impediment of starting every sentence with ‘Listen Brother-” though..

Real life people have the name Chandler?!

She is better looking than his ex, BUT she wrote a note apologizing to her former friend???!!! WROTE A NOTE????? What is this third grade? Dear Brooke, i am sorry, i had sex with your dad. Do you forgive me yes or no (pleez circle) Are we still friends? kinda kinda sorta? (pleez circle) F/F K/I/T W/B Christiane

I thought you meant the Incredible Hulk and I was actually interested for a second.

I dunno what’s funnier the Hulk or you motherfuckin clowns

What was the Hulk thinking? He risked too much for not much to look at. I’ve lost all respect for the Hulk.