This is a photo of Christiane Plante who used to be the 33-year-old friend of Brooke Hogan until she kind of, sort of had sex with the Hulk. The shot is supposedly from her MySpace page which is no longer in existence. I guess she’s trying to let potential suitors know that yes, she does enjoy ballroom dancing, plastic surgery and, as we now know, a good moustache ride. Note to self: Drown upper lip in Rogaine. Seduce the populace. End note. It’s almost too easy…
Thanks to Chandler for the pic. I loved that episode when you drank coffee.
Dre | March 12, 2008 at 2:02 pm
FRIST BITCHES!!!
Howard | March 12, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Skank!
Ript 1&0 | March 12, 2008 at 2:03 pm
First you complete assholes! Life is back on track!!! :)
Dre | March 12, 2008 at 2:03 pm
I’d put those silicone bags to some good use…as I’m sure the Hulkster did.
JESSICA RABBIT | March 12, 2008 at 2:03 pm
how are her and brooke hogan friends, i thought brooke was like 16?
it’s all a lie, this picture is from the late 80′s
badda bing | March 12, 2008 at 2:04 pm
first of all, a 33 yo isn’t going to be friends with a 19yo
veggi | March 12, 2008 at 2:10 pm
6- replace your y”s with h’s and you’ve got it!!
PS: nice bedazzled prom dress..
deacon jones | March 12, 2008 at 2:10 pm
mmmm what a filthy fucking whore, my kind of woman
No wonder the Hulkster banged her, she has that look that just begs “please fuck me in my ass and then stick it in my mouth, sir”
lucifer's left nut | March 12, 2008 at 2:11 pm
the very fact that she let that bald headed, roided up, slim jim colored AARP member bang her means that clearly i should have a shot at filling her holes too.
Mex E. Melt | March 12, 2008 at 2:12 pm
somewhere a village misses its bicycle.
shane | March 12, 2008 at 2:13 pm
This is quite shocking because she looks to be the epitome of class and elegance. I suppose looks can be deceiving.
It's me Fuckers | March 12, 2008 at 2:14 pm
yet another media whore.
Ript, is your life really spiralling down so much you think being first will fix it? Moron. I guess you’re life ISN’T back on track.
mrs. ernestine jones | March 12, 2008 at 2:16 pm
don’t blame this tart for giving in. who could resist this level of manliness?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Hulk_Hogan3.jpg
JoBOO | March 12, 2008 at 2:16 pm
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JoBOO | March 12, 2008 at 2:18 pm
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WTF - I hate celebrities and morons | March 12, 2008 at 2:19 pm
#3 Ript you should really try getting a life or help or better drugs or kill yourself.
Anyway I cannot blame the Hulkster for this one!!!!
17TH | March 12, 2008 at 2:20 pm
17TH
deacon jones | March 12, 2008 at 2:22 pm
One time, I let a man stick it in my a s s and then my mouth and I let him c u m in my mouth. Then I gave it back to him. It doesn’t mean I’m gay. I didn’t make eye contact.
hell yeah | March 12, 2008 at 2:25 pm
#18
that reminds me of a show on MTV True Life where this straight porn star took male enhancement pills so that he could fuck gay guys but said he wasn’t gay. actually at first i thought, bullshit but really if you take viagra you’re going to have a 4 hour boner regardless. the rest is just great acting.
Cumdumpster | March 12, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Looks like a certified Cumdumpster
OutRunner1 | March 12, 2008 at 2:33 pm
She’s got more plastic in her chest than two Hulk Hogan action figures (Original and Hollywood. Why do I know what those are?)
deacon jones | March 12, 2008 at 2:41 pm
@18
Good one! Man, you really ARE gay.
Gerald_Tarrant | March 12, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Ript, we need to go get ripped this weekend. That’ll put your life back on track.
deacon jones | March 12, 2008 at 2:45 pm
NO! I’M GAY!!!!! I’M SOOOO GAY!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE ATM!!
Ript1&0 | March 12, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Sigh. If you’re gonna be my troll, at least get my fucking name right man.
Just by being my troll, you are in fact, confirming the very meaning of my name anyway.
Douche.
LBot | March 12, 2008 at 3:01 pm
OMG she gots CANKLES!!!!!
hacksaw | March 12, 2008 at 3:02 pm
I’d hit it.
Lovers | March 12, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Wow I am your troll. It’s like we’re going steady.
Cunt.
PS part three will be there for you sweety!!!
The Laughing God | March 12, 2008 at 3:07 pm
Hmm those are definitely some cobble stone hips. Back those thick thighs into meh!!
Ted Mosby | March 12, 2008 at 3:07 pm
She’s cute. I’d hit that….wait for it..
I just hit it. With assunder.
Troll | March 12, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Oh, and by the way – Yes. It is 12:19, I am here in my apt. alone and I am on this site.
I’m old, I’m high, I’m single and desperate and I’ll never have kids because no one wants to fuck me. There, you happy? For fuckssake man, it’s whatever you want to call it.
Now that we’re past that…
Does this chick actually have the last name Loose? Who the fuck is she? Ah well, no reason necessary for showing tits, I suppose.
Cry for help | March 12, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Um 31 what is your problem? Do you need someone to talk to? Maybe you should join one of those religious organizations like Jehoha’s witnesses or Scientology or take a class or something like that dear.
As to your sex life, it does not seem appropriate to discuss that to random strangers on a forum like this I wouldn’t thinkl. Do you think anyone here really cares about you here?
If you are trying to meet a man there are other ways honey. Not quiet so lewd.
I hope you get better.
When all seems lost never forget that the Lord loves you, even if noone else could give a fucking shit less. No why? Because you are old, cellulite ridden, are not nice to look at, and have a nasty personality.
Die alone. Just hurry up already.
monkeyfightclub | March 12, 2008 at 3:29 pm
supposedly, insteading of reaching orgasm like normal folks, the hulkster would give his overs a big boot to the chin and then follow up with a leg drop for the pin.
havoc | March 12, 2008 at 3:41 pm
That chick has Dirty Sanchez written all over her…..
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deadbitch | March 12, 2008 at 3:46 pm
I see she indulges in the odd “cankle” too.
PiTT | March 12, 2008 at 3:53 pm
The Hulkster should have stuck to Miss Elizabeth back in 1988….
dude | March 12, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Dang. Lucky Hulk.
grobpilot | March 12, 2008 at 6:09 pm
Looks like a tranny to me…..
meanmofo | March 12, 2008 at 7:22 pm
Any single, straight man looking at this picture of this woman knows that they would love nothing more that to have her buck naked riding you all night long while listening to “Erotic City” by Prince! Don’t act like you would’nt! If you post a negative post regarding my post, then everyone knows you are a lying motherfucker and everything I just wrote is true…
Ida Hidat | March 12, 2008 at 11:10 pm
Wow, can’t blame Hulk for going there!! Probably shouldn’t have done it whilst still with his wife though……….
The legend lives on.
Mark B | March 12, 2008 at 11:27 pm
Ho: Thats it baby, give it to me… give it to me!!
HH: Thats right bitch, take it.. take i.. FUCK, my hip my hip!!!
babe | March 13, 2008 at 3:01 am
She looks sexy. It is said she is dating online now. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site “W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m” last week.
wwe fan | March 13, 2008 at 5:10 am
i carnt believe i looked up to you and now u hav dissappointed me and your country. I carnt believe u would do that to someone u maried and had kids with. now i now that i can never look up to you. WHAT HERO R 2 THOSEKIDS OUT THERE!!!!!!
Lemon | March 13, 2008 at 7:41 am
Maybe she felt lonely, so she did it . I don’t think she was wrong . Her AD had appeared on a club called Wealthychat.com . I just wonder what she would do in the future.
Toolboy | March 13, 2008 at 9:42 am
From the purely physical aspect of this (with these 2 retards could there be an intellectual/emotional side?) I would have to say she is much less scary than his she-hulk clown of a wife. Quite doable. I wonder if he serenaded her with a few verses of “Real American” before he swooped her into his arms (Pythons Brother!) and then mounted her in his squared circle of love…..I am sure she was confused by his speech impediment of starting every sentence with ‘Listen Brother-” though..
blp | March 13, 2008 at 11:32 am
Real life people have the name Chandler?!
lila | March 13, 2008 at 3:02 pm
She is better looking than his ex, BUT she wrote a note apologizing to her former friend???!!! WROTE A NOTE????? What is this third grade? Dear Brooke, i am sorry, i had sex with your dad. Do you forgive me yes or no (pleez circle) Are we still friends? kinda kinda sorta? (pleez circle) F/F K/I/T W/B Christiane
KickRocks | March 13, 2008 at 4:14 pm
I thought you meant the Incredible Hulk and I was actually interested for a second.
Bozo | March 17, 2008 at 5:44 am
I dunno what’s funnier the Hulk or you motherfuckin clowns
Carmen | March 21, 2008 at 4:18 pm
What was the Hulk thinking? He risked too much for not much to look at. I’ve lost all respect for the Hulk.