Christian Serratos goes nude for PETA and other news

- Tiffany Amber-Thiessen is pregnant which apparently makes her famous again. Have we learned nothing from the Gosselins? [Lainey Gossip]

- Mariah Carey still thinks squatting is sexy. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Usher wants to bang Rihanna. [Celebslam]

- Joel Madden storms out of a radio interview in Australia after being shown Britney Spears’ vagina. — I’m gonna give him a pass on this one. [PopEater]

- Lamar Odom wants to knock up Khloe Kardashian ASAP. The man loves paying child support, folks. [Betty Confidential]

- Anna Paquin needs to use her psychic powers to save Katie Holmes, or get naked and do a vampire. I’m not picky. [Just Jared]

- Gwyneth Paltrow is set to play the wife of a transsexual Nicole Kidman. Excuse me while I imagine the love scene… MOMMY! [PopSugar]

- Miley Cyrus demonstrates why blood relatives shouldn’t have kids. [The Blemish]

- Ashlee Simpson finds work on Broadway proving she can bounce back faster than Jessica. Metaphorically. [Socialite Life]

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