Before we resume our usual celebrity breast gazing and human detritus freak show, here’s 8-year-old Batman fanatic Zach getting a call from Christian Bale who’s apparently on a one-man mission to give apathy all the poundings he didn’t get to do in The Dark Knight Rises because Batman was in it for five, maybe ten minutes top. On that note, I’m going to trust you guys to tell me if it’s any good because I was having trouble making it through with, uh, all the dust in here that kept getting in my eye. Yeah, dust. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to instruct Photo Boy to fire a crossbow bolt through my hands if I try to embed the Anne Hathaway upskirt pics on the bottom of this post. Even though they were totally in the same mov- alright, alright, I’ll be classy. (Jerks.)
Suck a bat-dick, cancer.
20 minutes later, Lindsay tweeted, “Christian and I are sending all our love, cancer kid! XOXO!”
Someone should splice this video with the recording of him flipping shit on that sound guy on set.
Fuck’s sake that cancer kid is amateur.
I now believe the sound guy had it coming….
Chris Brown should do a superhero movie so he can get a pass for beating women.
Why go through the effort? That piece of shit already has a pass, apparently.
“Domestic Violence Man with Codependent Girl,” didn’t do well in the focus groups.
I’d watch that. Like a pirated copy.
I really hate when celebrities do stuff like this. There are a lot of sick kids out there and a celebrity always picks one kid to “cheer up”. It is all about publicity.
who gives a fuck if they get publicity. I’m sure that kid was pretty stoked about the whole deal. Obviously every kid with cancer that likes batman isn’t going to get bale on the phone, but fuck dude, what do you expect?
Beats anything 99% of celebrities do. Even the ones that are “involved” with some sort of charity work just throw trivial amounts of money at it and show up at the charity benefits to suck each others dicks over what great people they are.
Plus they usually demand a lot of perks even to show up at the charity benefits (the book KIng of Cons was an eye-opener for me). Kudos to Bale.
Do you seriously expect him to call millions of kids to cheer them all up personally? Get real. Even giving one kid some hope for his very short life is enough.
The alternative would have been for Bale to do nothing. Better he bring a bit of light to one poor kid than to none.
Hey dicklips, the only reason we’re hearing about this is because the boys parents recorded it and shared it. Bale didn’t put this out there. This is a guy doing something positive with his success, and this is a sick kid getting 8 minutes of happiness during a miserable period in his life as a result.
Hey Rico, Christian Bale doesn’t just pick one kid. He’s actually been doing this quite frequently since he visited the victims of the Aurora shooting.
Which kinda backs up the “it’s not for publicity” bit because we don’t hear about every single time he does something like this.
Sad. Little kids should be impervious to such illnesses. Stay strong, little guy, you can beat it!
I’m sure he’s reading The Superficial from his hospital bed. “Kate Upton’s tits can cure anything!” he says with glee.
There is no reason whatsoever to criticize this, unless you are a huge bag of dicks. Nicely done, Mr Bale.
“It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done”
This is the kind of thing that deserves news coverage. Enough with Kim and Kanye, Lindsey, LeAnn. I’m sick of hearing about these losers and their battles and fucking baby bumps already.
100%, I doubt as some really jaded ppl would think but Bale is not looking for publicity. Remember photo of him and wife posing with medical staff after the cinema shooting . He had that look of “Ok take photo but really not cool with the idea!.”
Mr. Bale is awesome.
absolutely he is the real deal; Mr. Bale is simply a great guy.
Yeah, sure, big hero Christian Bale does his batman schtick for some cancer kid, but I show up in my assless chaps and batman cowl at the shelter for runaway teenaged girls, and they flip the fuck out. Celebrities get all the breaks.
That was you, huh? I thought I heard a ruckus from my perch in the bathroom rafters.
This is so heart warming. Lots of respect to that man.
Regardless of publicity and other shit he has/hasn’t done, this is pretty damn decent. He still made that kid’s week.
That’s just really sweet. Does anyone else think that the adorable kid’s voice reminds them of a mini-Sheldon from Big Bang Theory?
As said before, Christian Bale is awesome.
Love him End of story.