That’s Chrissy Teigen Topless

By: The Superficial / September 12, 2013

Music videos with naked models are all the rage these days because they’re awesome and everything our Founding Fathers dreamed of before revisionists turned them into boring, gun-loving evangelical shitheads who believed vaginas are a portal to Satan. So here’s a completely topless Chrissy Teigen filming “All Of Me” with her fiance John Legend which hopefully Paula Patton doesn’t see because Robin Thicke said wives aren’t allowed. It was totally out of his hands, baby. (h/t Todd)

Photo: Nabil Elderkin