That’s Chrissy Teigen Topless

September 12th, 2013 // 17 Comments

Music videos with naked models are all the rage these days because they’re awesome and everything our Founding Fathers dreamed of before revisionists turned them into boring, gun-loving evangelical shitheads who believed vaginas are a portal to Satan. So here’s a completely topless Chrissy Teigen filming “All Of Me” with her fiance John Legend which hopefully Paula Patton doesn’t see because Robin Thicke said wives aren’t allowed. It was totally out of his hands, baby. (h/t Todd)

Photo: Nabil Elderkin


  1. never thought I’d say this about a tittie, but meh.
    Everything about this girl is so mediocre, and she’s got an ugly face to boot. Overrated.

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    Commented on this photo:

    Having the “New Gallery” preview of Lindsay Lohan topless right next to this one violates the laws of God, Satan, and good taste.

  3. JungleRed

    Dear Fish,

    Stop trying to make this happen. It’s not happening.

  4. vinnie

    This woman is so god-damned ugly. Take that sheet and pull it over her head John!

  5. lil john

    Move the pink star over her face.

  6. So overrated, and obnoxious to boot. Bloggers like Fish give her cool points for being outspoken on Twitter, but it gets old really fast.

  7. anonym

    chrissy who? she looks below average as far as hispanics or asians go, whatever she is

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    Better Monkey
    Commented on this photo:

    I am Jack’s utter lack of fucks given for a grainy nipple pic. I want to see the chocolate starfish.

  9. Her breasts are perfect. Just like the rest of her.

  10. she is so hot. you haters are crazy.

  11. Sliver

    Yes, except our founding fathers were gun-loving.

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    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve quite got clarity on this. Do people actually find her attractive? Her face is just…not doing it for me.

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    Commented on this photo:

    Am I the only one here who finds her a “Butherface” here?

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