Chrissy Teigen’s Nipple Is Fighting Instagram Now

Chrissy Teigen posed topless for the latest issue of W Magazine and decided to share it on Instagram because she’s a joy and a saint. (Not sarcasm.) Except if Chelsea Handler’s taught us anything, it’s that Instagram is terrified of nipples. Although, honestly I thought that was a policy reserved for Chelsea and not nipples that people might actually want to see, but that’s just me and my uncanny penchant for infallible logic. Anyway, Instagram pulled Chrissy’s nipple photo four times because it’s secretly a training ground for ISIS, and the battle for your children’s hearts and minds will be fought on a nudity-free battleground that looks like a Polaroid from the 70s. Bring sepia tone if you want to live.

Chrissy Teigen Nipple Topless

Photo: W Magazine