So I may have over-promised a little with that headline, but let me float something by you:
Maybe I didn’t?
Photos: Splash News
In related news, productivity rates in the government have skyrocketed 375%.
The Government shut down? So does that mean bills from the House won’t go through the Senate now?
I pulled my dick out for this? Call me when we have some GOOP tits.
They look goopy to me.
40-Something Douchebag: I’m gonna get a pic o dis ho and put it on my myspace page…god i’m so lame I want to die
30-Something Fucktard: How you doin’ baby. Like the Crocs? 100% all American beef baby. Is my dew rag on straight?
Chrissy Teigen: killmenow killmenow killmenow killmenow ooh, paparazzi.
big ol fat tittles!
I’ve clicked on Fox News links that had a better payoff than that.
Her nipple is a “Legend” in its own right.
good lord, I love this woman. thai-norway hybrid. beautiful.
I feel compelled to ramble, so bear with me.
Given that she posted a picture of her bare tit already, this is rather anticlimactic.
Don’t get me wrong, the bitch is pretty hot. But the desperate attention whoring has gotten to be a bit much these days though. She needs to go away. Also, I think I just realized what’s odd looking about her. She looks way hotter when she’s not smiling. It’s the teeth. Whoever did her veneers or filed down her front choppers didn’t do a very natural looking job.
Of course, I wouldn’t want John Legend’s sloppy seconds anyway. I would say “I don’t mean to be racist,” but that is just some bullshit people say before saying something racist, so I’ll just say it – Her and Heidi Klum… I might lose my wood due to the possibility of the dark jizz that’s left behind. It just seems dirty, like porn star or hooker dirty. No me gusta.
Oh well, this gold digging whore isn’t in any rush to jump on my cock anyway.
tl;dr – Decent looking. Desperate for attention. No self respect and probably diseased. Even if I would fuck her, she probably wouldn’t let me.
what nipple?? that star isn’t even necessary
Nice Do-Rags, white dudes.
Well, technically, it’s just her areola peeking out to say hi, but I doubt that would draw as many clicks as saying her nipple.
The guy on the right looks like “Jesus” from The Big Lebowski, PedaAss. Really Crocs with socks? His friend is a walking advert for condoms, penis head.
Not to be a vocabulary-nazi (say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, at least it’s an ethos), but the preferred nomenclature for Jesus Quintana was “pederast”, not a “PedaAss”.
What’s a “PedaAss”, Walter?
I think she’s nice to look at anyway.
Holly fuck! The shadow of a nobody’s nipple! Now, I have to grab myself with both hands and make me come fast and furious! Can’t believe how lucky I got today!
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