Chrissy Teigen, Nina Agdal & Lily Aldridge Won The Spike TV Guys Choice Awards

June 9th, 2014 // 22 Comments

The Spike TV Guys Choice Awards were last night, and I don’t have a single clue who won what – *winks at journalism degree* – but I do have photos of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover models Chrissy Teigen, Nina Agdal and Lily Alridge looking fucking amazing. The words you’re looking for right now, “My god, this man is a dream builder. I’m going to click on everything.” (I also would’ve accepted, “I didn’t know Batman had a website…” and “Pollinate my ovaries, you nerdy bitch.”)

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. cc

    Not Candace Swanepoel? What’s wrong with people?

  2. Chrissy Teigen Nina Agdal Cleavage Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
    Matt
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    chrissy looks semi-genuinely happy and adorable whereas nina just looks soul-less.

  3. “Pollinate my ovaries, you nerdy bitch!” Have you been reading my erotic fanfiction about me visiting the set of “Pretty Little Liars” and having sex with all the female stars? Because that’s exactly what Ashley Benson says to me before I give her the best minute of her life.

  4. Lily Aldridge Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
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    She’s going to get a very angry phone call from Lindsay Lohan’s lawyer. “Blowing a kiss at a red carpet event is MY thing! I invented that because I’m a serious artist! I want all her money, or the equivalent value in cocaine!”

  5. Agdal looks a bit like a muppet. I’d watch her and Janice go at it.

  6. Chrissy Teigen Nina Agdal Cleavage Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
    Dickinabox
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    soul-less will do

  7. Chrissy Teigen Nina Agdal Cleavage Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
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    Pretty, pretty girls…

  8. Nina Agdal Cleavage Legs Minidress Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
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    She’s fucking wonderful

  9. Nina Agdal Cleavage Legs Minidress Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
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    Yep.

  10. Chrissy Teigen Nina Agdal Cleavage Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
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    Good bodies attached to an alien face (Nina) and a butter face (Chrissy).

  11. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage Legs Minidress Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
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    This girl really should not be a supermodel, or even a regular model.

  12. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage Legs Minidress Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
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    “Shhh, I know I’m too ugly to be a model, don’t tell anyone.”

    • If you take a walk down to Walmart (or Target, for that matter) they have this stuff that’s really good for cleaning the lenses of your eyeglasses. Make the investment.

  13. Chrissy Teigen Nina Agdal Cleavage Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
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    Personally I think they’re both beauties!

  14. Chrissy Teigen Nina Agdal Cleavage Lily Aldridge Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
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    Ohhhh GREAT! Throw in a third one and make my decision that much tougher.

  15. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage Legs Minidress Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
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    I can’t, for the life of me, figure out why some people think she’s ugly. She is exotically beautiful!

  16. Lily Aldridge Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
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    This woman is a real knockout, but I would have been happier if they had employed Candice Swanepoel in her stead.

  17. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage Legs Minidress Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
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    Damn, I could eat her for breakfast.

  18. Nina Agdal Cleavage Legs Minidress Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
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    Lunch!

  19. Lily Aldridge Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
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    And dinner!

  20. JoJO

    Butterfaces.

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