A (Deferred) Word On Why Chrissy Teigen Was Exactly Right About Farrah Abraham

May 17th, 2013 // 35 Comments
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In response to reading that Farrah Abraham was pretending she got pregnant by James Deen while filming her professional pornographic movie that she tried to lie and say was a leaked sex tape, swimsuit model Chrissy Teigen tweeted this:

farrah abraham now thinks she is pregnant from her sex tape. in other news you’re a whore and everyone hates you whoops not other news sorry

Surprisingly considering the subject matter that they themselves make fun of, this set off the Slut-Shaming Alarm™ over at Jezebel where Tracie Egan Morrissey proceeded to ironically call Chrissy Teigen a slut herself and a stupid swimsuit model for having the audacity to shame a woman’s sexual expression that any sane person would recognize had the right to be shamed to Holy Fucktown and back. In fact, after Jezebel’s slam-piece, Chrissy went on to write a well-written post on her blog attacking the double standards of the terms “man-whore” and “slut” while also pointing out that Farrah is still a giant lying whore. Sometimes a spade is just a spade that tries to squirt its way back on to reality television. Which hasn’t deterred Jezebel because as of this morning, humor police officer Lindy West called Chrissy a “slut-shamey prude monster.” Haha! Modern feminism, you so cray. Anyway, while I wrote about bakeries run by crazy people and Star Trek, my good friend Todd over at IDLYITW wrote exactly everything I was going to write about this subject, so definitely go and check it out. In the meantime, I’ll just politely thank Jezebel for confirming the stereotypes that all women instinctively hate other women and you’ll always find something to bitch about. Susan B. Anthony salutes you.

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  1. Cock Dr

    It’s hard to hate THIS woman….what with her beautiful legs and cheekbones, tall glass of beer and common sense RE: gutterslut Farrah A. and all.

  2. JC

    I’m guessing that calling what Jezebel does “feminism” is pretty insulting to real feminists. It’s a trashy gossip blog pretending to be intellectual, and unlike this trashy gossip blog, it’s not even funny.

    • Tracie Egan Morrissey is pretty much the worst writer at Jezebel. She’s a hypocritical poseur who’ll probably write three more articles directly contradicting this one before next week. There used to be some decent, funny, insightful articles on there, but they’ve gone downhill like most of the Gawker Media sites.

    • Agree. The faux intellectualism on that website is hilarious. So many lost and confused women operating under the once credible mantra of feminism write for that website.

    • Amen, ditto, word to your mofo mother, JC!

  3. Sarah

    Everything a woman does is somehow empowering. I can tell you that, as a woman, I don’t feel particularly empowered from my couch eating cereal for dinner watching endless reruns of the Big Bang Theory (why?!). Whatever. Everyone sucks in some way.

  4. Sizzle

    As a woman, I can say with all honesty that I don’t care what any of these women think about each other.

  5. BlinkyTheFish

    I thought she was spot on. I’m a woman, and I don’t universally love or hate other women. You can earn my respect like any other human. She called it – that Farrah is an idiotic slut who is clearly hungry for cheap fame. I feel sorry for that kid of hers. On the flip side, just because Teigen wears a swimsuit for a living doesn’t somehow stick her in the same category – wtf, Jezebel. Sure, Farrah can ‘express’ herself all she wants. But some of us with vaginas have enough brains to know that ‘express’ in this case is a total fucking copout excuse. Call it what it is. Reality tv and media that loves to glorify this shit is certainly a problem, but lay the majority of the blame exactly where it needs to go – the person who is doing it because she thinks she’s goung to be rich and famous exploiting herself (and her kid).

  6. chrissy teigen is fucking awesome and pretty, whereas farrah looks like a fucking beat up horse with way too much lip gloss on.
    it’s nice to see someone, and a fellow girl at that FINALLY ragging on this goddamn cunt and calling out her awful behavior. chrissy teigen is right, people really do get rewarded for their bad behavior these days. not everyone with a vagina deserves support, jezebel. sometimes they’re fucking morons who deserved to be called out, and i think it should be encouraged that people call them out.
    farrah is so fucking stupid. you’re not “a smart businesswoman”. you figured out bad behavior = attention. congratulations, even my parakeet knows that. you are not intelligent in any way shape or form. since i know you’re reading this: you are such a sanctimonious pretentious sacrilegious good for nothing cunt. here’s a little tip, if you don’t want people talking about your sex life
    1. DON’T BE A PORN STAR (WHICH YOU ARE YOU FUCKING MORON)
    2. DON’T TALK ABOUT IT EVERY FUCKING SECOND OF EVERY FUCKING DAY ON TELEVISION/TWITTER/RADIO SHOWS/TMZ/ALL OTHER FUCKING VENUES YOU USE TO CONSTANTLY SPEAK ABOUT IT
    i am so sick of these fucking dumbass girls spewing on and on about their sex life and then telling other people not to judge them. I’M NOT JUDGING YOU. YOU TAPED YOURSELF HAVING SEX AND THEN TALKED ABOUT IT AND WROTE ABOUT IT. YOU TOLD EVERYONE ABOUT EVERYTHING AND THEY FORMED LOGICAL CONCLUSIONS.
    i hope her kid gets taken away

  7. Jezebel is the worst. Among the other women they have torn down: Sheryl Sandburg (too rich), Tina Fey (a prude), and Caitlin Moran (too white). I’m a feminist, but I fear to tread there.

    • Annie

      Women can’t win. “Feminists” like the ones on Jezebel, pretty much hate every woman that is not like them. And then when situations like this happen with farrah, they pretend to be all pro-woman.

  8. Colin

    The Jezebel has some really good points sometimes, but this article is just silly. They say that “slut” and whore” are ambiguous terms, but no. They’re not. Everyone knows what a slut is, everyone knows what a whore is, and everyone knows they have negative connotations.
    The problem with slut shaming is when the labels get applied to people who don’t deserve it. No, the girl who slept with the guy you like isn’t a slut. No that girl isn’t a whore because she’s prettier than you.
    And no, a girl who made one porn isn’t either of those either. But a girl who’s made her living off of making a bad decision at a young age and pretty much ignored her progeny in favor of breast implants and porn, while calling it a sex tape is.

  9. Rob

    This must be frustrating for the girls at Jezebel. Ugly girls always like to make fun of prettier girls for being stupid but it doesn’t really work when the pretty girl is smarter than you too. So naturally they feel the need to defend the disgusting whore* they’ve been insulting for weeks because, like them, she is both uglier and stupider than Chrissy. Congrats, Jezebel, you’re now in the same class as Farrah fucking Abraham. Fuck you.

    * the term whore is completely appropriate in relation to Farrah because a whore is a person who has sex for money. So, Jezebel? Fuck you again.

  10. Nobody is “shaming” Farrah for expressing her sexuality, EVERYBODY is shaming her for her inability to see any path to a career that involves getting a job, and deciding on anal sex as her career of choice.

    If someone can’t see the difference between those two things, then that person is probably a slut.

  11. Chrissy Teigen is the fucking coolest. More women should read her twitter and take notes

  12. Chrissy Teigen
    ME
    Commented on this photo:

    EXTREMELY SEXY!!!!!

  13. Thank you, Chrissy Teigen. You’re absolutely right.

  14. Keep making everyone walk on eggshells, feminists. Just don’t get too upset when society perceives women as overly emotional and irrational. You’re making us look really good.

    Thanks.

  15. Chrissy Teigen
    Commented on this photo:

    That Jezebel writer is annoying as fuck. I’m a feminist that strongly believes that women are equal to men and deserve the exact same rights. “Feminists” that get bent out of shape over something as trivial as the word slut are seriously choosing the wrong battle. All of the energy that writer wasted debating with Chrissy could have been spent encouraging a female child in her life to become an engineer or scientist. Jezebel is so unfunny and annoying that I’ll never make the mistake of visiting that site again.

  16. Chrissy Teigen
    Moreija
    Commented on this photo:

    There are so many misguided feminists out there. I’ll bet Tracie Egan Morrissey thought that Angelina Jolie was an inspiration to women because she had her implant enhanced breasts removed and replaced with another set of implants.
    Like I as a woman should be admirable of Angelina for doing such an unnecessary thing (rolls eyes).

  17. tlmck

    When you are reduced to dedicating an entire post to Z-list celebrities, it is time to shut it down.

  18. Dr.J

    Integrity makes a woman; without it, fact, you’re a slut.
    Test: No matter how drunk you get, you never want to show a stranger your tits. As for men, well shit, you want to rape and serial kill and lock us in your basement for 10 years , now and then. It’s just one of those things I guess.

  19. Benoit Waffle

    Everything in this post is great. Except you probably should’ve been more clear that calling Lindy West a “humor police officer” was an insult. She’s probably updating her resume to include that right now.

  20. Mama Pinkus

    I don’t know who this bitch is but she has a lot of nerve calling another gal a WHORE, even if that gal is indeed a WHORE – who the hell does she think she is?

  21. Jezebel has totally jumped the shark. It used to be kind of edgy, but now it has this party line way of thinking that is humorless and alienating. (The commenters are even worse.) The KO Barstool movement, for example: way to turn off an entire college-educated generation of would-be feminists, Jezebel. I’m so sick of them detracting from an important cause by basically being a caricature of a bitchy, self-righteous shrew. And although he is pretty terrible too, the best writer left there is ironically a man.

    Also, I’m sure the Fish is aware of this, but they’ve called The Superficial a “brossip blog” in the past, as if only men can enjoy this site. If that’s not sexist and indicative of having no sense of humor whatsoever, I don’t know what is.

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