Chrissy Teigen is Everything That’s Right About The Internet

August 2nd, 2011 // 40 Comments

As far as the site goes, I haven’t paid much attention to Sports Illustrated model Chrissy Tiegen which is a crime because she’s a hot chick who’s somehow so naturally funny I’ve contemplated wearing blackface and learning the piano. (That was a warning shot, John Legend, and yes, I realize you’re more of soft, beautiful caramel.) Fortunately, I’ve been watching from afar which I’ve always felt is the greatest compliment you can give a woman. Tell me there isn’t something chivalrous about silently watching someone 24/7 and then leaving a dead bird on their doorstep. “Blake Lively loved it!” I wrote in my diary June 15, 2011. Anyway, here’s Chrissy posing for Esquire.com who has a ton more pics if you’re into looking at attractive women cooking without pants on. I’m probably taking a gamble here.

Photos: Esquire/MeInMyPlace.com

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  1. Oh Hell No

    Yeah, I always look that way when I’m cooking…..

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    Commented on this photo:

    holy butterface on a muffin batman!

    There was a physical shock, like an unexpected kick in the groin when I tracked from boobs up to face…

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    Dumbing down the vulnerable,rough
    Commented on this photo:

    Hold everything! Does it have its own Facebook?

  4. NoThanks

    butterface

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    Ouch!!
    Commented on this photo:

    Lenny Kravitz+boobs

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    Commented on this photo:

    “peppered… or fertilized?”

  7. Clicker happy, rough

    Oh that Legend’s chick. Pretty hot!

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    Commented on this photo:

    God that is a horrid mug shot but I seldom bother to look that high anyway… :)

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    Commented on this photo:

    “Biggie Smalls…. Biggie Smalls… Biggie Sma….”

  10. arash

    She is the epitome of “butterface” or a shrimp cus you tear off the head and the rest is delish.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I was disappointed. It’s a cross between the wookie Kardashian sister & JLo and it ain’t working.
    Those probably aren’t real either. Meh.

  12. cc

    Thank heavens she hasn’t figured out how to use buttons.

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    bilvis
    Commented on this photo:

    Forehead like a drive in movie screen

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    Jon and Kate Plus Hate
    Commented on this photo:

    oh my ……God !!!!

  15. sc4play

    Oh yeah…I’m eating whatever it is she’s cooking!

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    TheAdmiral
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s got a forehead like a moai…

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    mullet
    Commented on this photo:

    yes

  18. MrsPlant

    I can’t tell if there are no comments because no one is impressed or they’re all too busy whacking off.

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    “Oh yeah, she’s definitely a 24.”
    “Waist?”
    “Pairs of chromosomes.”

  20. the one

    yep, EVEN THOSE “EGGS”!!

  21. Amanda

    Fug.

  22. That Guy

    Has a face that looks like it was set alight and put out with a bike chain.

    PASS!

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    Commented on this photo:

    Not really a good look with a 5 head like that to crop the top of her hair out of the picture.

    Makes her look downsey. A totally hitable, I’d destroy that ish downsey, but downsey nonetheless.

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    Phaid
    Commented on this photo:

    Anybody say “butterface” yet? Because yeah.

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    HeySamJo
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m sorry, but if that’s all you notice about this photo, you HAVE to be gay…and I’m a chick!

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    Ms. Poodle
    Commented on this photo:

    OH please.. her face is fine.. I’m more concerned about the outward pointing nipples… that can’t give you good self-esteem. :(

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    Dave Mustaine
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    Nice body but a ‘Gas Face’

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    udzie
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    She looks like a dude…

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    BEN
    Commented on this photo:

    You guys are insane, that is one hot woman

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