As far as the site goes, I haven’t paid much attention to Sports Illustrated model Chrissy Tiegen which is a crime because she’s a hot chick who’s somehow so naturally funny I’ve contemplated wearing blackface and learning the piano. (That was a warning shot, John Legend, and yes, I realize you’re more of soft, beautiful caramel.) Fortunately, I’ve been watching from afar which I’ve always felt is the greatest compliment you can give a woman. Tell me there isn’t something chivalrous about silently watching someone 24/7 and then leaving a dead bird on their doorstep. “Blake Lively loved it!” I wrote in my diary June 15, 2011. Anyway, here’s Chrissy posing for Esquire.com who has a ton more pics if you’re into looking at attractive women cooking without pants on. I’m probably taking a gamble here.
Photos: Esquire/MeInMyPlace.com
Yeah, I always look that way when I’m cooking…..
Really? What do you know how to make. We might be open to a love connection here.
If I look like THAT, what difference does it make??????!!
Well, a man’s still gotta eat. I don’t want to have to order out all the time. Shit’s expensive.
You order out shit?
@Ragu, only if the girl can’t cook.
holy butterface on a muffin batman!
There was a physical shock, like an unexpected kick in the groin when I tracked from boobs up to face…
Your fault for tracking up in the first place.
I know, and I’ve learned my lesson. Really, I feel like I’ve grown as a person as a result.
Hold everything! Does it have its own Facebook?
butterface
Looks pretty good to me.
Nah, butterface for sure
Butterface? Maybe. Great body with a whole lot of Meh.
Lenny Kravitz+boobs
but without nipples for some reason
“peppered… or fertilized?”
Oh that Legend’s chick. Pretty hot!
God that is a horrid mug shot but I seldom bother to look that high anyway… :)
“Biggie Smalls…. Biggie Smalls… Biggie Sma….”
She is the epitome of “butterface” or a shrimp cus you tear off the head and the rest is delish.
I was disappointed. It’s a cross between the wookie Kardashian sister & JLo and it ain’t working.
Those probably aren’t real either. Meh.
Thank heavens she hasn’t figured out how to use buttons.
Forehead like a drive in movie screen
oh my ……God !!!!
Oh yeah…I’m eating whatever it is she’s cooking!
She’s got a forehead like a moai…
yes
I can’t tell if there are no comments because no one is impressed or they’re all too busy whacking off.
“Oh yeah, she’s definitely a 24.”
“Waist?”
“Pairs of chromosomes.”
yep, EVEN THOSE “EGGS”!!
Fug.
Has a face that looks like it was set alight and put out with a bike chain.
PASS!
Not really a good look with a 5 head like that to crop the top of her hair out of the picture.
Makes her look downsey. A totally hitable, I’d destroy that ish downsey, but downsey nonetheless.
Anybody say “butterface” yet? Because yeah.
I’m sorry, but if that’s all you notice about this photo, you HAVE to be gay…and I’m a chick!
OH please.. her face is fine.. I’m more concerned about the outward pointing nipples… that can’t give you good self-esteem. :(
Nice body but a ‘Gas Face’
She looks like a dude…
You guys are insane, that is one hot woman