Jesus Christ, Chrissy Teigen In ‘Esquire’

August 7th, 2014 // 16 Comments
Chrissy Teigen Esquire

Yesterday, we got to see Chrissy Teigen throwing out a drunken first pitch, and now here she is looking probably the hottest I’ve ever seen her look in Esquire whose pics I won’t steal because they can afford way better lawyers. I’d offer them a night with Photo Boy in return, but he’ll probably just sit there pretending he’s really into whatever show they’re watching before conveniently falling asleep. I honestly think about killing him sometimes.

Chrissy Teigen: A Woman We Love – Esquire

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  1. Photoboy is the Igor to your Frankenstein. Don’t you dare harm him!!

  2. brick

    Really? Again?

  3. joe

    She’s at her best when her face is at least partially covered.

  4. Walter Peck

    Does the amazing body make up for her Khloe Kardashian face or does her Chewbacca face ruin her perfect body?

  5. Meh! Over rated. Nice boobie shots though.

  6. Am I missing something? Yeah she has a weird face but she has the body of a 15 yr old boy? Only Pedobears like her? She needs to eat more burgers?(I concur with that one)
    But have you looked at say this particular picture?
    http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/tR/esq-chrissy-teigen-lg.jpg
    Those boobs look real and ok she’s petite but fuck , those long legs?

    • She’s got decently large boobs, and proportionately curved hips.

      I don’t know what the 15 year-old boys you hang out with look like, but they must be pushing five bills to have bigger tits.

  7. Jimbo

    I did not think it was possible to take a crappy picture of Chrissy. Was this picture taken by some Jr High kid with a rebel. I can draw stick figures that look better than this.

  8. This girl is cute as hell and I totally would. That being said, we are fast reaching the saturation point.

  9. I fail to see the problem. I think she is as cute as a five-pound box of chocolate-covered motherfuckers.

  10. She is beautiful. Sure he can looks crazy at times but who doesn’t?

  11. I find her to be beautiful, not sure about all this brown bag sentiment. Her legs are a bit too super-skinny for my tastes though. Great rack, hot woman.

  12. CheckYoTits

    All I see are saggy tits.

  13. Marketing Mike

    Symmetrically she has some modeling issues, starting with her
    left eye being 1/4″ lower than her right eye, and shaped differently
    than the right eye (which is why they always hide it with her hair).
    Sure she has nice big round fake tits, but the rest of her looks like
    a 12 year old boy. She would be really tough to shoot, I’d pass.
    I mean if you all you want to do is fapp to her, sure go ahead.

  14. buzz

    It’s interesting how she looks less ethnic in these pics than she normally does.

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