Here’s a drunk – by her own admission – Chrissy Teigen at last night’s Dodgers game where she still managed to throw a better first pitch than 50 Cent did. And by better I mean it sort of went over the plate before she rolled around in the grass with Bonnie Cook then took pictures where it looks like she’s pissing in a sink. Which, at its core, is really what baseball is all about. Back me up, Babe Ruth’s ghost. Whenever you get done banging that hooker in the dugout. *looks at watch* So… Israel, huh?
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