Chrissy Teigen Got Drunk At A Dodgers Game, Still Pitched Better Than 50 Cent

August 6th, 2014 // 28 Comments

Here’s a drunk – by her own admissionChrissy Teigen at last night’s Dodgers game where she still managed to throw a better first pitch than 50 Cent did. And by better I mean it sort of went over the plate before she rolled around in the grass with Bonnie Cook then took pictures where it looks like she’s pissing in a sink. Which, at its core, is really what baseball is all about. Back me up, Babe Ruth’s ghost. Whenever you get done banging that hooker in the dugout. *looks at watch* So… Israel, huh?

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  1. Is that Lindsay taking her picture? That would explain the drunkenness and pissing in the sink…

  2. I dig her outfit, but man this chick is annoying as shit.

  3. love those socks on her. hot woman.

  4. brick

    Why is it that Chrissy “fat girl face” Teigen seems to grace these pages more than other SI Swimsuit models? Can you swap her with another one for a while?

  5. She is pretty cool.

  6. needs more louisville slugger in her ass.

  7. Chrissy Teigen and Lindsay Lohan are both 28 years old.

  8. Chrissy Teigen Legs Booty Shorts First Pitch Dodgers Game
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    Chrissy awesome throw! Can I have one of your kidneys?

  9. Chrissy Teigen Legs Booty Shorts First Pitch Dodgers Game
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    Her face is too small for her head.

  10. Alabaster

    Despite being nervous she didn’t take the “You can pitch from in front of the mound” ladies discount, asked people on twitter for tips, downed a few drinks, and did a pretty good job. Not a big fan, but I don’t see much negative here… aside from that sink picture.

  11. Looks kinda like the start of an ALS photoshoot to me.

  12. Chrissy Teigen Legs Booty Shorts First Pitch Dodgers Game
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    Do you want to pass out on the floor in the 5th inning? Cause that’s what I’m going to do.

  13. anonymous

    Why do chicks bitch when you take their photo when they aren’t “prepared” but will use a public restroom as a photo backdrop…no problem?

  14. I just noticed the name on her Jersey: “NUGZ”. No idea what that means, but totally appropriate, and I love her molestation of a woman on the sidelines there after the pitch.

  15. blech, those are some nasty, bony legs.

  16. Chrissy Teigen Legs Booty Shorts First Pitch Dodgers Game
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    Face looks lil beat here.

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    Thanks, without an ass shot in those shorts, pointless.

  18. Johnny Barbells

    everything written about her above
    minus
    that whole ‘married to john legend’ thing
    _____________________________
    = my dream girl

  19. Visible

    I dont get the fascination with this girl. I just dont. Who would look twice if they passed her in the grocery store?

    • She can either look beautiful or butt, but she has a fun personality and makes me laugh a couple times a week from her twitter and instagram feeds.

  20. 50+2

    try doin it witn no PEDs bich.

  21. Poison Ivy League

    She throws like an entitled piece of shit. I never saw that coming. Really. What a “Curve Ball”. (That’s what they say, right?)

  22. Jerry Aldini

    What a good little whore.

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