Chrissy Teigen Is All You Need To Know About The ESPYs And Other News

July 16th, 2014 // 32 Comments

- I already went nerd crazy with Lady Thor, so here’s a whole bunch of Avengers 2 info/pics. [Lainey Gossip]

- Lana Del Rey doesn’t want anyone to listen to her music now. Done. [Dlisted]

- Wait, the butt makes coffee, too? [theCHIVE]

- Rose McGowan knows Michael Jackson tried to look like her? What? [Fishwrapper]

- Good God, Hannah Ferguson… [Popoholic]

- Jenny McCarthy is still trying to say she wasn’t fired from The View. [Starpulse]

- Winnie Cooper got engaged. GODDAMMIT. [tooFab]

- Hey, remember Courtney Stodden? Whatever happened with that? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Jesus Fucking Bananaballs Christ, Genevieve Morton. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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  1. Ross

    Man she has an ugly tranny face

  2. Nice to see Lindsay Lohan is getting her shit toge…
    Oh. Nevermind.

  3. those tits, yes. she was apparently all Aniston-nips on Chelsea Handler too. worth posting those perhaps.

  4. Kevolution

    Now I know why they’re shaped like teardrops.

  5. I find it hard to believe that people can’t see her beauty. I think she’s exotic looking and I’d be all over her like lice on Lohan.

  6. Great tits, hideous face.

    • She’s gorgeous from top to bottom. Tell me you’ve had a woman better looking than Chrissy and I’ll call you a liar.

      • You do understand just because you find her attractive other people might not right….
        No of course you don’t because you think she is beautiful so to you someone saying they have dated someone they find more attractive is lost on you….
        No one has debated she has a fantastic body.
        So yes I have dated women I find more attractive than her.
        And no I am not a liar so go blow.

      • “Not attractive to me” is qualitatively different from “hideous face”.

        Yeah, I believe all of you guys have dated women who make Chrissy Teigen (face and body) look like dog food. But that’s because you’re all Nobel Prize winning rock stars and Olympic athletes…and I believe that too.

      • I find her hideous as well jr but with a killer body and while you cannot apparently find better looking women don’t assume other men cannot , that’s your own failings, doesn’t take a rock star just game you apparently lack.
        Better looking women than her are a dime a dozen.

      • “Better looking women than her are a dime a dozen.”

        Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

        You might want to get your eyesight checked, though.

      • And you might want to work on your game its lacking.

      • Oh, I see. You’re one of “those guys”.

        I have this funny thing where I treat women like they’re actual people and don’t try to trick them with “games”. Games are for children.

        I’m sure that works on some drunk airhead bimbos, so you’ve found your niche that works for you. Rock on.

      • Nice assumptions jr,
        Here let me make some you have never been laid and likely never will be.
        Its ok soon you will be able to afford that blow up doll you have always wanted and look forward to the day you have have that robot girlfriend.
        I figure the above is all true since you assume what you posted about me is true.

      • I didn’t know the Situation read this site!

      • dennis

        Just because you can’t date good looking women; doesn’t mean the rest of the male population can’t either. Stop fantasizing about chicks on your computer and go to the mall.

        She does have a SI body but that face is plain.

  7. cc

    To all women in general…

    If you have breasts like this, and wear a jacket like this, I am going to look at your breasts. I am not going to look at you out of the corner of my eye. I am not going to pretend to be looking past your shoulder. I am going to look right at them and appreciate them in all their glory. So there.

  8. Cock Dr

    This is the woman I’m admiring this morning.

  9. brick

    You should have included this! Cutie getting it done!

  10. Wally's Beaver

    Legendary breasts.

  11. Looks just like Hilary when SHE wears a pantsuit.

  12. I’d hit that like I caught it breaking in to my house.

  13. caley

    Your Lana Del Ray link leads to a story about Jason Segel and Cameron Diaz…unless there’s a link I’m not getting…

  14. Her tits and body are great. Face, well, obviously she’s “Model Grade”, but I’ve never dug it. That’s why I scroll down a little bit so her head is off the page and it’s just tits as a new head. All Hail, Queen Titty-Head!

  15. She’s beautiful — face and all. Let’s have no more arguments, no more animosity. We’re all in this for the visual stimulation. Well, most of us. Enough already. I HAS SP*O*KEN!

  16. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage ESPY Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    Liberal idiocy to the extreme. Fuck this model whore, and the editor of this site for their silly belief that guns shoot all by themselves, and that if only we could get rid of all of the guns, the world would be a Peter Pan peanut butter and jelly sammich. Dickwads. Some of us like the idea that we can defend ourselves and if called upon, even you assholes that want to deprive us of the right to so. Again, DICKWADS.

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