I Forgot To Post Chrissy Teigen’s Breasts And That Is A Crime
Normally, I don’t complain about paying taxes because I believe in having shit like roads, schools, and police departments because I’m white, so they’re not going to shoot me just cuz. Except scrambling around to get them ready at the last minute like every red-blooded American made me forget to post these pics of Chrissy Teigen’s breasts yesterday, so I’m now open to hearing arguments about why they’re evil. — Obama takes the money and smelts it into a goblet that he uses to drink the blood of aborted fetuses while revealing his true form as Mephistopheles? Did that make me forgot put tits on the Internet? Then fuck that baby-drinking bastard. WE RIDE! *slaps Ted Cruz bumper sticker onto car, plows into Jackson Hewitt* FREEEDOM!