Chrissy Teigen’s Boobs Aren’t Donald Trump Butt Fucking America

I’m going to shoot it to you straight here. I barely posted any boobs yesterday, so I really need to post some boobs today, which is why you’re staring directly into Chrissy Teigen’s. Also, I promised people I’d get back to work, and my work is enticing perverts into clicking through photo galleries of random celebrity breasts.

Okay, so maybe this is going to be a depressing post after all.

*licks powder out of bottom of Xanax bottle*

Omm nom nom, you had so many dreams in college. You were so alive…

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