Good Morning, Chrissy Teigen, And Other News

- Aaron Paul couldn’t be happier to call you a bitch. [Lainey Gossip]

- Fox News having no idea how academia works shocked a surprising amount of people. [Dlisted]

- I hate loud car stereo systems, but here’s one giving a chick a fake orgasm anyway. [theCHIVE]

- Stay through the credits of The Wolverine unlike Man of Steel because Christopher Nolan wants his superheroes dour, motherfucker. Dour like a shower. [tooFab]

- There’s a Miss Redneck Alabama pageant. My God, what have we done? [BuzzFeed]

- Cassie in a bikini, anyone? [Popoholic]

- Nina Agdal is a topless tease. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Hayden Panettiere’s implants make great doggy pillows. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Adam Carolla is an ‘Unfunny Hitler’ apparently. [FilmDrunk]

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