Good Morning, Chrissy Teigen, And Other News

July 30th, 2013 // 9 Comments

- Aaron Paul couldn’t be happier to call you a bitch. [Lainey Gossip]

- Fox News having no idea how academia works shocked a surprising amount of people. [Dlisted]

- I hate loud car stereo systems, but here’s one giving a chick a fake orgasm anyway. [theCHIVE]

- Stay through the credits of The Wolverine unlike Man of Steel because Christopher Nolan wants his superheroes dour, motherfucker. Dour like a shower. [tooFab]

- There’s a Miss Redneck Alabama pageant. My God, what have we done? [BuzzFeed]

- Cassie in a bikini, anyone? [Popoholic]

- Nina Agdal is a topless tease. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Hayden Panettiere‘s implants make great doggy pillows. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Adam Carolla is an ‘Unfunny Hitler’ apparently. [FilmDrunk]

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  2. Woody Ellens wife’s hotter sister who actually has eyes

  3. Chrissy Teigen Bikini Beach Bunny Bride
    Commented on this photo:

    “HAHAHAHA!!! You make funny faces when you jerk it to me!! HAHAHAHAHAHA”

  4. this woman is beyond hot. and loves being naked. perfect!

  5. Pugiron

    Cassie in a bikini, retards? No. Your chubby chasing is showing. Ugly nobody.

  6. MrChips

    Meh. Wonk eye.

  7. anonymous

    Hot bod. Busted face. Her and that Winnie Cooper chick. Don’t see why the hype.

  8. kaycee

    If i were only 6 inches taller….I could be a ‘supermodel’. Trying my sincerest not to be snarky but this gal’s face is less than spectacular (in these photos)….I suppose its just about the body anymore : (

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