Posted by Photo Boy
The last time Chrissy Teigen was on the site it was for having a fantastic ass and landing it on the 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover. Now she’s back, because I found pics of her breasts hanging out back in February to go with her delightful anecdote about getting boned at 30,000 feet.
We were on our way to Thailand to see my parents, flying commercial first-class,” Teigen said of the craziest place they’ve ever had sex. “We were under a blanket. We weren’t even in one of those pod things. I feel like we should get a trophy for that.
Yes, you should get all the trophies, but John Legend deserves nothing, because how have all of his song titles not been just a list of the public places where his supermodel wife lets him bang her? I’m providing some titles here for his next album, because I’m sure it’s hard to write when you’re getting blown in a Wendy’s drive-thru:
1. Wendy’s Drive-Thru
2. My Grandmother’s Funeral
3. On The Dance Floor At My High School Reunion
4. President Obama’s Desk
5. The Front Lawn Of Every One Of Her Ex-Boyfriends
6. Catholic Mass, Right When Everyone Starts That Peace Be With You Shit
7. Those Massage Chairs At The Mall
8. Thanksgiving Dinner Table
9. Onstage At My Concerts (Under The Piano)
10. Front Row At A Clippers Game