Chrissy Teigen Banged John Legend On A Plane

April 29th, 2014 // 14 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

The last time Chrissy Teigen was on the site it was for having a fantastic ass and landing it on the 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover. Now she’s back, because I found pics of her breasts hanging out back in February to go with her delightful anecdote about getting boned at 30,000 feet.

We were on our way to Thailand to see my parents, flying commercial first-class,” Teigen said of the craziest place they’ve ever had sex. “We were under a blanket. We weren’t even in one of those pod things. I feel like we should get a trophy for that.

Yes, you should get all the trophies, but John Legend deserves nothing, because how have all of his song titles not been just a list of the public places where his supermodel wife lets him bang her? I’m providing some titles here for his next album, because I’m sure it’s hard to write when you’re getting blown in a Wendy’s drive-thru:

1. Wendy’s Drive-Thru
2. My Grandmother’s Funeral
3. On The Dance Floor At My High School Reunion
4. President Obama’s Desk
5. The Front Lawn Of Every One Of Her Ex-Boyfriends
6. Catholic Mass, Right When Everyone Starts That Peace Be With You Shit
7. Those Massage Chairs At The Mall
8. Thanksgiving Dinner Table
9. Onstage At My Concerts (Under The Piano)
10. Front Row At A Clippers Game

Photo: Getty

superficial

  1. You forgot some.

    11) PTA meeting (“they don’t have any kids” you say? What’s your point?
    12) Checkout counter at the grocery store
    13) Pope Francis’ Throne. He really is the coolest Pope ever.
    14) On Kim Kardashian’s ass. There’s more than enough room.

  2. Burt

    So look like a butch munchkin

  3. Attention Whore. I may catch some flack for this, but I’m not feeling her weird looking face. Love her tits though. But she should be way hotter for a Thai/Norwegian mix.

  4. Why should they get a trophy for stinking up the plane with sex funk? I sure hope those seats have Scotchgard too.

  5. Good from the neck down.

  6. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage Bikini Top Legs Slit Skirt John Legend Sports Illustrated Swimsuit South Beach Soiree
    Commented on this photo:

    John Legend is Jaden Smith all grown up. Cannot unsee that now.

  7. He banged a chick on a plane, big fucking deal, tons of people have done that, he acts like he is the first person in the world to do this.

  8. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage Bikini Top Legs Slit Skirt John Legend Sports Illustrated Swimsuit South Beach Soiree
    Lou Braccant
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that Nina Agdal in the background?

  9. Honest Realities

    BUTTERFACE!

  10. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage Bikini Top Legs Slit Skirt John Legend Sports Illustrated Swimsuit South Beach Soiree
    Commented on this photo:

    Man, I gotta start writing ballads. I actually got one started:

    Baby, baby, baby,
    I make you wet,
    as we watch Lifetime on the couch,
    with your pet.

    Then I light candles in the bathroom,
    scented of spices and lavender,
    And I lick off all your clothes,
    So you——FUCK!!!! What rhymes with lavender!?

    Damn, this shit’s harder than I thought.

  11. D.

    She tries too hard have people believe that they have sex. Can she talk about anything else of substance?

Leave A Comment