There’s A Baby In This Pic? I Mean, There’s A Baby In This Pic!
Because John Legend and Chrissy Teigen are one of the few non-annoying celebrity couples, they’re not selling pictures of their newborn daughter Luna Simone to a magazine, but instead, wheeled her out Prince Middlefingerton-style. So here’s that if you felt like making your ovaries hurt this morning, or came here to stare at breasts so you don’t kill your coworkers. I’m saving lives.