Chris Kattan’s ex-wife Sunshine Tutt is walking away with a bundle of cash after just two months of marriage, according to TMZ:
Sources tell TMZ there was prenup that would’ve given Tutt less that 10 grand — but a renegotiation just upped the ante to a low six-figure sum.
Tutt’s lawyer, Ronald Richards, told us: “My client is very relieved that she can leave this two month marriage with some resources that will allow her to rebuild her life.”
From $10,000 to six-figures? Somebody found the body of Cheri Oteri tied up under the bed. That’s always a deal-breaker.
Photos: Splash News
gold digging whore – what a bitch
and “long like my legs” for the few word of psycho babble I read – seriously – use friggin spell check – dumb ass.
# 51,
you took the words right out of my mouth!
#51. See post #46 dumb ass.
that goes for #52. Awe are you guys in love like Chris and I? Or like we used to be until he gave up a million bucks to this whore when he was supposed to be saving for penis enlargement surgery. Poor little man he really can’t pleasure me with what God has given him.
What is love
Oh baby, don’t hurt me
Don’t hurt me no more
Oh, baby don’t hurt me
Don’t hurt me no more
#44, I took one look at that novel and skipped right past it. I doubt one person on this site read more than the first two lines.
44, that crap was so boring I fell asleep during the second line of your horseshit spew and now know better than to subject myself or anyone else to anything you write. Ever.
Now go impale yourself in the ass with a catholic cross.
Her eyes don’t even match. not you #44, I’m referring to the woman who married that fag Kattan. She’s ok, if she’s all that’s available at closing time. But $1700 a day? hahahahahahahahahahahhaahaha she’s likely a lesbian anyway.
As for Kattan, if I never see or hear of him again my telepathic prayers have been answered!
Chris Kattan Loves the Cock
Spencer Pratt Loves the Cock
David Beckham Loves the Cock
talk about a pozza face! Kattan is one fugly fag!
talk about a pizza face! Kattan is one fugly fag!
Marriage is for poor folks like us. Rich dudes should never marry since they get play from pretty much any chick they want without the strings and nagging, and it is way cheaper. Unless you knock her up. Same goes for rich chicks. Dudes just want to access your cash and your twat.
If I were famous, I’d get a vasectomy, bang the world, and stay single forever, until I was wrinkly and old. Then I;d get a trophy wife and die.
Yea, she’s a gold digging whore, no doubt. But some guys just can’t seem to cut the umbilical cord and every time you turn arouns his mommy is there keeping an eye on you or his daddy is jealous, or his kids are asses screaming “you’re not my mother!”. Or, she caught him impaling himself with giant dildos looking at Miley Cyrus’s boyfriends stuffed underwear pics. The ones that made it appear as though he were packing. *snicker*
Listen, in life, being able to see reality is the key issue. There are women who are in Chris Kattan’s playing field. This girl is not one of them.
That being said, I’ve been there, I know what Chris is dealing with. Luckily I’m poor and only had to pay out 1,000. It pisses me off that this tramp is now going to have enough cash to make herself look successful, land another rich guy and move farther up the ladder. Unless she blows it on crack which she will, judging by the look in her eyes.
Oh please! Like he seriously could not see this coming. She’s young and beautiful. He was lucky to even call her his albeit for a short time. She’s still a babe in a sense and probably still maturing.
As for the money, I blame the lawyer. What kinda cut would he make for a measly 10K? Bloodsucking vultures that they are by nature.
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Wasn’t Cheri Oteri’s dad murdered a few months ago? I don’t know how appropriate it is to joke about her being dead…
Dude you should have prenupped that bitch.
She’s a vicious, gold-digging whore.
I feel bad for him, BUT that said, I also think he needs to be accountable.
Although marriage is not for everybody ( not for most people!), it should not be condemned outright. He should have chosen waaay better. Why couldn’t he see through the obvious ‘fakery’ and why would he believe that this tall, young blond model is truly interested in him? So, it’s not just poor him. Wise up!! Look at her expression in the second picture.Most can see froma few pictures alone that she’s a lie.
He should have seen it and how does she sleep at night?
She’s really pretty
Sorry man, just scrape that shit off of your shoes. Go buy yourself a couple of Acres up by Lake Tahoe, go camping for a few days with Rob Schinder. Relax and have a few beers, and plot on giving her a case of Necrotizing fasciitis.
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty women your wife
Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
fucking gold digging bitch.. id fucking shoot her in the face.. rebuild her life gimme a fucking break.. like she was out that money or something.. fuck..
This chic is as white bread plain as they get. Not ugly, just nothing to rave about. Decent make-up and highlights, not fat but not a hot body either. Being tall, blonde or having large breast does not give you an automatic ticket to hot.. There are other factors to consider.
Also I am not so sure she is blonde. More of a mouse color hair with highlights.
“SMELLING THIS FAGGOT”, was another signal, folks!!
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Poor Kattan. I wonder if he’s one of those super depressed comedians. I didn’t know he was in that Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie.
She’s just 6 years younger, not a staggering difference. Was she in Monkey Bone?
#44. Cool story.
I have always admired his form of energy unto his works but must say…for the most part…he really acted like a Queen of sorts. I was very surprised to hear that he was marrying a woman. No matter what his preference is, he brings laughter to this world and I totally thank him for this gift! He and his commrades totally rocked SNL– I really needed that , seeing SNL repeats with this war going on and my sons in the middle east enduring it all . NIght at the Rox..taken the edge of the PAIN for me, I am very appreciative. Don’t care what his preferences are, YOU STILL ROCK! Thanx for the miles of smiles shared from here to the middle east. xo
I have always admired his form of energy unto his works but must say…for the most part…he really acted like a Queen of sorts. I was very surprised to hear that he was marrying a woman. No matter what his preference is, he brings laughter to this world and I totally thank him for this gift! He and his commrades totally rocked SNL– I really needed that , seeing SNL repeats with this war going on and my sons in the middle east enduring it all . NIght at the Rox..taken the edge of the PAIN for me, I am very appreciative. Don’t care what his preferences are, YOU STILL ROCK! Thanx for the miles of smiles shared from here to the middle east. xo
Don’t blame Chris’s lawyers… its the fucked up laws of this fucked up society is to blame. Been there. Renegotiate a prenup? What the fuck is a prenup then???
Lesson learned:
Bitches is for fuckin not for marryin
I get the distinct feeling here that the model married the actor for money honey..”rebuild her life”??? she only lost 8 weeks man not decades, wish I could get a 6 figure settlement for an 8 week marriage!